bigbadwolf

Something - Shakira

I'm glad someone started this thread because it may come as quite a shock to some but not only do I enjoy golf but I'm actually quite good at it. I used to caddie for my dad when I was in school and took a likeing to the sport. I usually play about twice a month at the Beckenham golf course. Red Devil. "Is it possible to play without being a member". DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. I and a friend entered the course without paying and I nearly lost my thumb to their Pitbull and the course isn't very good either.

Say it right - Nelly Furtado

Keri Hilson - Knock you down (Bigphil, I have nothing against you but in future could you pop a little dash between the name of the song and the artist like I've just done. Ta)

Iceland? Pikey.

It was decommissioned in 1991 PGC.

I know there's alot of johnny foreigners on the forum but I like alot of others would like to hear why you chose Britain/London and does it live up to your expectations? Over to you.

I've got them all round my place Sean if you want to count them. I just thought they'd be safer indoors in case some ungrateful git went and started picking them all.

Don't worry everyone me and the gang will look into this as I can't have some lost mountain cat wondering around untaxed.

Any suggestions Mike?

I've always quite liked the Bishop.

Quite right Dulwichdoll as during the search your face wouldn't be too far from this = ::o followed by:'(

It shows.

Your other half is a lucky man Louisa. I get crockery chucked at me when she's in one of her moods.

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If you can include various items of fruit and > vegetables as weapons then yes. > > Louisa. Good to see that you're supporting local businesses even in your private life Louisa.

At last!

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mikecg Mr Louisa and I share a very equal > partnership in our marriage, unless he is wrong > (most of the time) and I then put him in his > place! When putting him in his place does this ever involve a weapon?

Don't you mean 'shoite' Sean?

I've often thought that they could make the Apprentice far more entertaining if when Alan 'I've donated my fee to the great Ormond st hospital' Sugar comes out to evaluate the teams performance in relation to whoevers getting the chop one of his assistants helped him into his chair.

Sorry everyone but I'm with Louisa on this one. Nothing wrong with a spot of MaccieD's now and again. Greggs is a bit downmarket but it's good for piping hot and filling food in a rush even though after you burp you feel hungry again. Burger king and Nandos are the rolls royce of fast food. You're only going to run into difficulties if you eat fast food without a reasonably healthy and active lifestyle to offset the negative aspect of indulging in box of Pidgeon n chips once in a while. Fast food outlets are also useful in that they have toilets. Popping into a MacD's toilet is commonly known as having a Macshit. If confronted by a member of staff asking whether you're a genuine customer and you say yes when you aren't is known as a Macshit with lies.

My thoughts exactly Strawbs.

Honey - Mariah Carey

Ever been to the bathroom Tony?

Ha ha. That was good Jeremy.

J2theB took the piss out of Josef Fritzls imprisoned daughter/family. Speaks for itself really. Admin is probably already regreting letting me back in. I'll probably be banned by Friday. People were starting to get really pissed off with Woofs incoherent posts so I had to set him straight. Seems to have done the trick.