bigbadwolf

My ban was lifted.

Why do you think Mike? Clue: Elizabeth.

It's probably a dead baby foxcub. Most of east Dulwich seems to find these creatures under their house at some point.

Yeah and when it snows don't be such a selfish bunch of arseholes and make snowmen or have snow fights, leave it on the ground for everyone to enjoy! Global warming affects all of us so take shorter breaths so there's more oxygen to go round! JESUS BLOODY WEPT LOUISA, GET A GRIP!!!

Feel the burn jrussel, feel the burn.

Miss independent - NE-YO

When I was younger I begged my dad for an airgun which he bluntly refused stateing 'you'll take someones eye out' etc... I borrowed an air rifle from a friend at secondary school. On the weekend when my dad was playing golf and mum was out me and my little brothers put some tin cans at the bottom of the garden and proceeded to shoot at them with mixed success. We also wondered how powerful the weapon was and my brother said it wasn't that powerful but I disagreed and fired it at a neighbours window expecting it to bounce of as the house was about 100 metres away. The window shattered. About a week later we had a knock at the door. They identified themselves as firearms officers and had a dog with them. My dad lets them in. They explain that a week earlier an old lady was sitting in the bath when all of a sudden she's under attack. They explained to us that the pellet had come through her window and lodged itself in the ceiling. They actually pieced the pane of glass back together again and placed it where it had been before it was shot out. They then put a piece of string where the pellet ended it's journey in the ceiling and connected it to the point of entry on the glass and followed it's path to our terrace. They asked if we knew anything about it which we flatly denied whilst we were privately shitting ourselves as they explained the consequences of lieing to the law. We said that we had absolutely no idea what had taken place but then my dad butts in and suggest they can have a look round our rooms and that they can take rover with them. They came dangerously close to finding it but thankfully didn't come across it but our dad still smiled smugly at our discomfort. After they left my dad found the gun in a matter of seconds while we waited for an inevitable caneing. he came downstairs and stared at us for a few seconds and then burst out laughing. After he calmed down he told us not to mention the whole episode to our mum and to return the gun the following day.

Jrussel do you belong to some sort of bizarre religious cult?

Disgusting behaviour I know. Surrender - Celine Dion

We've all had that at some point on a Saturday morning Brendan. No shame in it Keef, little less Faaal next time though eh.

No matter what - Boyzone (excuse me while I go and stick my head the oven)

The only thing that I do on a day off is try and come up with an excuse to bunk off the following day.

What if - Kate Winslet

Is this what you're talking about Moos?

Last time I checked they didn't have cars or speed limits in Star Wars Moos.

I agree Sean. Hopefully this years all inclusive wont have a building site next to the hotel.

No harm in it Sean. Councillor Troi used to give me a twitch in my teenage years that provided plenty of 'encouragement'. Hope this helps jog your memory of the bald man. http://www.myspacefrog.com/view.php?id=1883

That doesn't really help any of us now does it Blondone.

You took the words right off my keyboard Sean and yes you're talking bollox. I also saw a hint of a repressed Star Trek fan in your last post Sean, am I right?

No.

Oo do yah tink your torkin to brah?

Yesh mish Moneypenny, thish target shood pershent no shignificant problemsh.

Wise move Strawbs.

If I were a boy - Beyonce Knowles

A whitey ofF coffee! The last whitey I suffered was triggered by a spliff after drinking 4 cans of special brew (breakfast of champions) and half a bottle of Absinthe. My stomach felt as though I'd eaten a packet of rat poison but the sex dreams I had after I passed out made it all worth while. Have a lie down Rosie.