bigbadwolf

Come on you two you can do better than that.

However I think 'flaming heck' is a little below Dulwichmum whatever guise Woof.

Yes I've noticed that as well.

I remember when I was at school there was a funeral somewhere in Europe where the dead persons choice of music was just a recording of him/her saying that the family were getting nothing in the will.

Shark. Don't know which type. Kangaroo burger. I ate a spider as part of a dare.

Perhaps there's something in it after all. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2050/2277003628_44a56d3d6f.jpg?v=0

The hardest part - Coldplay (I don't like this band)

Sponge calculator. Ha ha, that was good Xena.

Alone - Celine Dione

And why they keep argueing in 'ED issues' nobody knows.

Alone - Avril Lavigne

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > If you would rather that we made cash donations to > an erectile disfunction charity, it really is best > to leave more instruction...(smirk)! Well short of any instruction from Snorky we could swap the blue carnations for blue pills concerning his tribute.

I thought it was about interest rates.

The ladder - Prince

Ditto Xena as you appear to have a problem identifying previous clients when you see them. I know Tony is a unisex name in todays world but have you seen the size of TLS's hand, FFS!

Stand up - Ludacris

Xena we all know that when a patient is on the couch you can't have an 'arseistant' present, nice try. I personally can't comment as to why you so willingly joined your patient for some horizontal bumfoolery, perhaps you stared into the swinging pocket watch as well. Leave Tony alone as he's a nice guy but I wouldn't want to get on the wrong 'side' of him either as I don't want to be turned inside out as well. Next time don't leave the curtain open. According to Tony you had an arse like half a blood orange after your 'session'.

For the record Annaj I never thought you were one of those complaining but recently admin made clear one specific reason for complaints against my postings and I agree with their upset. Concerning your 'pub' I fear and suspect I was one of the posters that drove you away. Looking through the opinions of my posts I suppose my critisizing of 'knee jerk' complaining is actually hypocritical since my reactions to intellectually superior responses to my posts can be as Mikecg put it a 'right hook followed by an upper cut' which in all honesty reflects my intellectual inadequacies. However when I'm cornered I bite back viciously so I condone upset in this circumstance. For those of you who think I've gone soft concerning my last post to Annaj, BEHAVE!

Hello Annaj, been a while. I am coming around to the fact that some people are more sensetive than others but I just feel there's a certain amount of knee jerk complaining when someone is annoyed at a funnier comeback to their put down. Concerning the 'dull, unsubtle, cringeworthy flirting' I too have felt the need to complain but have resisted you're only old once so leave Brum and Michael P to it.

Whats wrong with a wheelie bin?

Copycat.

With no expense spared

What I have against these ads is the supposedly slick lifestyle that goes with being a gambler. It displays a false image that the companies behind these ads know appeals to a teenage audience who couldn't find their arse with a map. They also know that gambling is a grey area for kids as schools don't educate kids against the dangers of gambling. My grandfather gambled which caused tension in my dads home which is why he warned me against the dangers of the bookies which left me in know doubt of the truth which is why I can exert self control. I believe secondary schools should look closely at teaching kids the dangers that can follow their first flutter.

Love bites - Def Leppard.

Guiness is foul. Adverts are probably some of the best of all time though.