bigbadwolf

Whats wrong with pulling their toe nails out?

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No shielbuilding. It goes "chilli sauce boss".

Depressive

Course we have Moos. Don't you remember? I used to hang out round your back alley luv. Tight fit an all.

Do you lot think this applies to you. I was talking about this to my dad and he says he certainly doesn't feel like he's in his fifties. I still feel as indestructable as I did when I was a teenager and I certainly don't consider myself a man more like a boy but then again you're only really a grown up when you've payed off your student loan so perhaps I'll feel differently after I've settled the bill. Over to you.

Yeah and the sex was terrible.

Fly me to the moon - Frank Sinatra (written by Bart Howard)

If you want a good 'Mud out' Eliza I suggest you get down the curry house and have Vindaloo followed by at least 12 pints of ale. After the following 'event' the next morning I advise you consult a G.P over the issue of 'tearing injuries' you may or may not have sustained. Just a thought.

Quite right Keef, no one can say a bad word against Steve Irvin. Especially after the episode where he was in the back seat of an Australian air force F18 Hornet flying over a place where crocs mate and when he was handed the controls (God knows what the Pilot was thinking) Sir Steve manages to put the aircraft into a bowel wrenching nose dive so he could "git a closa look".

Fly me to the moon - Frak Sinatra (written by Bart Howard)

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well DM I think Nigella is fine example of what a > woman should be, she can cook my dinner any day. > > Nothing a good hard sminting could'nt sort out. > > http://doctorstainforth.files.wordpress.com/2008/1 > 0/nigella.jpg > Anyone seen the show when she has melted cheese dripping from her chin? It was awesome but caused a bit of a stir when aired in the U.S. > Fitmongus Mate not arf.

Dunnit

I didn't really enjoy the first installment as I wasn't convinced that they could trigger such an unexpected killing spree so easily. The second installment however was awesome and Paddy Considine and Maxine Peake were excellent. One thing they should have done though was to flesh out /explain the other officers character (the one who shot Paddy's character) as that was a bit baffling but the again I was pretty pissed when I watched it. Looking forward to the final one. And one other point, was the ginger bloke speaking another language sometimes as it certainly seemed like it. Should've had subtitles like on Trawlerman.

Comic relief just gets in the way of better T.V.

Always thought he was a nonce. If anyone wants to read my Gary Glitter joke message me as it's suitably X-rated and forum banning material, but it's funny.

Then why do you tuck your vest into your Y fronts?

Jesus wept Mike.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry BBW but I don't get your logic here, I think > the game is called word association. how do you > associate Weightwatchers with Derelict? Pipe down thicky I know what I'm doing. Sorry Ann Mikes only got his cycling profitiencey certificate to prove he went to school. Where were we. Ship

I hate corn on the cob as well. Why people bbq it I'll never know.

Derelict

Jealous guy - John Lennon

Harmony - Elton John

Wimp

Never again - Justin Timberlake (Can we please try to avoid the 90's Red, it's embarressing)