bigbadwolf

I've never really understood the logic behind Cockney rhyming slang and I'm from the east end myself (I bet you thought you were the only one eh Quids). Surely the objective of slang is to express a certain term/word in a shortened yet relevent application. However, the only people who use it nowadays are about as Cockney as Madonna.

When Woof joined us I'm sure you'll agree that he often came across as a bit of a dickhead but I'm glad to see he's getting better every day. I actually enjoy and often laogh at his posts as he's getting wittier by the day. All that I'm saying is credit where credits due. Oh but Woof. Don't let this go to your head and start getting above your station. Another thing. I hate the whole *something descriptive in relation to the post* but Woof seems to be the exeption to the rule as he's quite good at it. I would however like the rest of you to stop it, you know who you are.

O.k Hona, I'll see your sewage and raise. At college I took some summer work on the underground and had to go along the tunnels checking that light bulbs were still working and I and the two others that accompanied me always had the very clear felling we were being watched by someone/something.

Hullo an guday Tony Will, tha wither iz pretty crook at the mo as it's wintah down here, bat hey, that's loife. Woi did I move to Oz? Two reasons. Beer n crickut. Ozzie calcha is alroight ah suppose butcha can't beat a good bit o coraination street now an agin on the box. BBQ''s ah wowzza but the company cin be a bit daggy since all we talk about is beatin the Poms at crickut and how we hate the Kiwi's. What do I miss about the smoke? Ozzie bar staff as down ere there all bladdy Greek! All in all, oim glad I made tha move.

A guy I worked with once delivered a deliciously executed head butt on Bill Murrey of Injury lawyers fame/shame that smeared his nose across his face in a row over a parking space outside a carvery near Basildon.

I've got Virgin T.V and I can't stand the layout but no problems concering channel 4 or any of it's sibblings.

I imagine she'll wear one of the many pair of strappy heels she's accumalated over the years.

What was yours. Mine was serving people at the Mcdonalds drive through in Catford. My dad and uncle once told me that they worked as coat hanger testers. Every so often they'd have to take a coat hanger off the production line and hang a weighted jacket on it to see if it could take the weight.

Ms Wolf is currently making a red dress as we've both been invited to a very fashionable garden party later on in the summer which is held in forest hill and is often in the papers as well and she will not be out done.

Stitched me right up it has.

I bet you've got portraits of yourself all over the house haven't you Tony.

Ms Wolf's bloody sewing machine!!! It sounds like a lawnmower and it's being used in revenge for me having an utter skin full and having the fella's round last night.

Is it foigtin soidur?

Ha ha that was good MM.

Oh and they're also instrumental in celebrating football wins in Spanish speaking countries.

Did you ever wear it backwards to look 'cool'.

Marmora Man. Car horns feature in cars for one sole yet very important reason. They're used to compare your childrens taste in music to. Simple really.

You don't say.

Hope you make a full recovery Sparky and I hope we all made you laugh as well.

What? I was merely asking Louisiana if she supported a local charity.

Depends on what you did to end up there in the first place Kel.

Is that where you get your clothes from Lou?

I KNEW you wore Converse. Would you say you follow a specific look or do you just go where your wallet leads you?

Ha ha Woof that was good, I'll give you that one.

This may come as a bit of a surprise Woof but my mum is a fashion designer so this is actually a subject I'm interested in. I see what you mean though.