RosieH

Yay, you go Hona, that was awesome. Loving your work fella.

Do expensive pimps have better abs?

Where the hell have you been working Simonet? I haven't seen that once in the workplace.

Trip trap trip trap

SHOUTY SHOUTY SHOUTY

Yes but IV, there's a huge difference between a fertility sculpture and a tableau in the snow of doing it doggy style. Nothing wrong with the Kama Sutra, but it's not a children's colouring book after all?

Sorry Herne Hill Guest, I'm not sure what you mean. Doubtless am being dense, but what are you asking us to consider when you say it cannot have a prominent position?

Next time you see a solitary girl sitting alone at a bus stop Simonet, I suggest you walk on by and stop perving.

It will be a lady. Oh I see. Oh the cliche's just too perfect, I fear I might implode.

Was Hilda always on the phone too Simonet? Your sweeping generalisations about women point to breastfeeding issues Simonet.

Keef said it best.

So zeban - the big four all do round pound deals - are they also making you think you're getting value for money when you're not, and therefore pretty crap?

You do well to blush, Simonet.

Well stop shouting for a start - that's not going to help if you're feeling ill.

zut alors

Is Simonet a construct of Huguenot's imagination, devised specifically to engender my apoplexy?

Wouldn't it be larvely?

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JohnL Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We live in a world where they want you to park > there so that they get the 'quota' I've seen traffic wardens disguise themselves by donning a burka, and casually leaning against the sign that says NO PARKING, so that the poor defenceless driver parks there, entirely innocently. As soon as the driver's out of the car, they tear off the burka and ticket the poor victim, those bastards. Scum of the earth.

Just you wait.

Could we instead teach people to cook so that they don't NEED a branch of M&S Simply Ready Meals? While there might be the physical room for another supermarket, surely there isn't the need? How much food can we really really eat? Please god, no more supermarkets.

Simonet Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Male and Female Police Officer got out . Decades > of experience told me to try to smooth it over > with the Male Officer as I've always found 99% of > Female Officers ( of almost any type) "stick to > the letter of the book with no adaptability > whatsoever). That has been my 40 year work > experience so no aoplogies for having that view. Yeah, bloody bitches. Yeah! (you see Huguenot, YOU SEE..!) Oh my sainted aunt. Huguenot, you are a bloody war hero, and those Parking Warden SCUMSUCKERS should be CRUCIFIED on Lordship Lane for the edification and jollies of the good drivers of East Dulwich who can damn well park wherever they damn well please, goddammit.

Pretty sure the hardware shop at EDT end of Lordship Lane sells it.

Oh and yes, you're spot on about the OP.

Hahahahaha. Oh I do make myself laugh.