Spartacus

thexwinglessxbird Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This is all quite disturbing.... where is my BBF? Fear not You can share Mine or Brum's BBF Choice of colors on offer tonight ranging from Black, Grey, Orange or Flourescent Pink (best not to ask)

They also hunt in packs in Newcastle, however they seem to be all built like dockers with tats (shudders at not too distant memories) and thats just the good looking ones However I have seen proof that they hunt in packs, driven around in stretch limos yellign and screaming at any poor man who they pass in the street, with the occasional 'panties' hurled out of the sun roof by the drunk one who stands up even when it is raining, with the poor driver in the front slowly going out of his head as they flash their bottoms at him and make lurid suggestions of what he can do with his horn (honk the men they jsut insulted) It is no fantasy, for some it is real and a nightmare and I have met many a man at the self help group ABLS (Assulted By Limo S!ags) *Shudders again* So again I repeat my cry for single men of East Dulwich to stand firm, resist the christmas prezie grabing women and stay happy in the knowledge that the toilet seat will always be up when you want it to be ::o

After BRUM's rather disturbing confession about BBF in the 'hot single men' thread it made me wonder about: 1. How to change the color 2. What makes it form (Hairy belly button) 3. Does it matter what color hair you have 4. Do Ladies create it 5. What is its purpose in life and finally 6. Is it safe to eat I am forming a study group of men and women to discuss and debate this at great length over alcohol. if interested please sign up below with reference to your own experience of BBF Spartacus PS Orange T-Shirts make it go orange but black and blue ones always go light grey

Brum its talk like that that cost us Ze War Ja

Now she was hot in that jump suit No wonder tweeky had a stutter (biddi diddi biddi)

I have a pair of them there special glasses, I seem to collect a new pair of them everytime I go out drinking, but I will be damned if they aren't broken again in the morning and i wake up screaming (at their loss I hasten to add) ;-) Can I suggest when standing firm to the ladies, make sure you leave those special glasses off

YES Thats him (i think, although ot was dark and we were both very very drunk)

How on earth can someone with a nickname of LadyMUCK be squeemish about belly button fluff Sheeessssh women still never fail to amaze me ::o

Good for you Brum, stand firm in the face of the ladies, don't let them see the fear in your eye ;-) oh hang on mate, with that tash and the leather gear I think you may well get a stranger evening then you expected (nice fluff, but pink sir, how on earth ?)

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ....... > Anyway there are only two people on here who know > me (out of costume with the dog head unzipped ) > one is a pesky relative. The other is "%@*$& ... > so you know them , yes ?> > > W**F Hey your pesky relative has told me where to find you, and what you look like on faceoff book :-$ Freaky is all I can say

Stand beside me Brum and together we can stand in the face of the onslought of single hot, virile ED women in short skirts and boots...... .....Help me brothers for I am feeling weak

right...

Alas poor Woofmarkthedog I knew him well

Who knows woof, but I guess you won't be getting the bone from these ones as to Why Mr Dave at Sainsburys may be able to shed some light on it, but they seem to come pre cut to the store Sheer madness

What on earth is going on here I was busy over the weekend cooking for myself and doing DIY (Do It yourself alcohol poisoning) and come back to see the hunt is on again for us men damn, better tie the fox furs on to the back of the pony and send it over underhill road to distract the scent of single men from the nostrals of the ladies... I hate this time of the year when women hunt in packs looking for a partner 'just in time for Christmas' and 'ohh look de beers is doing a special on Diamond whatevers' just to find that the post christmas / new year hangover is to be endured alone and broke... enough I say, leave the single men of ED alone and go hunt elsewhere (like Camberwell of sum'fing init) Single men, stand up for your rights to have a miserable christmas on your own safe in the knowledge that when the credit card bill comes in January it won't remind you of Trudi, or Shelia or FiFi as it won't be filled with Beers or Ann Summers or other weird and foreign sounding places. Stand up I say, stand up at the bar in the Rye this coming Thursday night to make a point and show these man hunting (jewellery grabbing) women who we really are... (6)

A strange thing, but I was in Sainsburys on Saturday, avoiding the rain, and thought I would get a rack of lamb for supper... and the butcher on duty looked at me and said that they had them, but Sainsburys' policy is to cut off the ribs...now not being in the mood to walk to William Rose I bought my boneless racks from Sainsburys but find it a most peculiar practice Is it just me or are supermarkets making it harder and harder to recognise what we are eating these days ?

A bendy bus driver mentioned to me that this time next year they would be gone So what is the replacement if the new routemaster is still a few years away Oh where are Reg and Stan when you need them ?

Best thing ever No letters from that nasty person 'Bill' or his mate Mr Fin alDemand Keep it up posties, you get my support ;-)

By the saints Ypu lot are just taking the piss now Of course there is an App for that too

I am due an upgrade (well lets be honest the same phone and contract for 4 years... I must be) so questions is Palm Pre or HTC Leo (HD2) and why ?

What Jesus is on board now, and if he can't keep up does that prove warp speed is just impossible ? I guess in the 22nd Century they have solved the 'cyber sex' issue... after all that is why they have invented the Holo-suite but ... and this is now in the realms of weirdness... if someone had sex with a female hologram, when the program ends doesn't it result in a sudden sticky mess hitting the floor from oh say yah height ... or is the computer clever enough to work out that 'mess' needs to be beamed out before it makes a mess .... Oh confused and perplexed am I dear Wolfie

go on take the mickey, but it is a real and very scary condition for sufferers, we sweat and tremble when passing Ratners, we cross ourselves when we see an Alter and worst of all we 'poo' our pants when a bride tosses her flowers out (just in case) it is real, a lot of men suffer from it and all you can do is take the mickey out of us... how small do you feel now Hona ?

actually wolfie That raises another question, no one on the starship (despite the sexual tension) sneaks off for a quick game of five fingers now do they... gawd imagine the smell if they did environmental controls wouldn't be able to handle it ?

do you ever wonder if they have been enhanced especially for the show ? (i.e. false knocker pads added under the costume) I could sit and ponder that for hours ::o

If (according to theory) Big cars equate to small 'willies' Pity the girlfriend of an MG Midget driver ;-) Question is - Is the old saying true - Ladies dare you tell all ?