ITS HAPPENED AGAIN!! While walking the dog late at night I saw the most terrible sight/I walked round the corner and got such a fright/I got a nasty fright
*slips back in after taking another estate agent around the house, apologising all the while for the mess* *hands Asset the bottle, only another pint left in it afterall* *wonders if Asset will be capable of a reality drink in a while*
*youre in luck Asset, just found a stash of bubbly behind DMs chaise longue* *POP, there you go dear, couldnt find a champers glass, will a pint glass do*