TillieTrotter

Whilst buying my organic Veg I parted with plenty of wedge

Ignore mine, yours better Ant

I bumped into my old mate Reg

...strolled by all the lads who behaved just like cads with their suggestive remarks and their winks

Puts on stern face *now control yourself young Bagpuss, all this flaunting of asterisks in the middle of the day will be your downfall* Makes pot of coffee and takes Bagpuss into the corner for some quietude and gentle chat.

Choice of three At the monthly EDF drinks, a beautiful sexy young minx strolled by all the lads At the monthly EDF drinks a beautiful sexy young minx fell over the barstool At the monthly EDF drinks a beautiful sexy young minx drank too much wine

Tomorrow Friday Everyone will be happy Let it come quickly

I know she's brazen with her asterisking;-)

Youve just set yourself a challenge Ant

strolled by all the lads

*ooh, doubling up on the Asterisks* wonders if Asset is getting a wee bit lairy on the old tequilas!*

*going for it today Asset, hic, feel the need, hic*

I certainly am Jah. Here's a few of mine:- Sebastian Faulks - Birdsong / Audrey Niffenegger - Time Travellers Wife / Jeannette Winterson - Powerbook / Boccaccio - The Decamoron / Jane Austen - Emma And many many more. I actually really like to reread. Like visiting an old forgotten friend.

*Raises pint to all sympathetic friends and wishes she had rubbed some of Sean's Dragons Blood on gums pre trip*:)-D*

Bless your little cottons Bagpuss, however, I am still under the illusion that I am a twenty something with a 36" 24" 36" figure, and am so terribly disappointed when photographs dispel that illusion:(

*The marjheritas went down a treat, Tillie whispers to bagpuss* *I was going to ask for a "slow comfortable sc*w....", but the dentist misheard me and gave me a "fast uncomfortable drill"* *depression lifted - lets party*

*slumps into the room with serious depression* *Anyone got any valium or perhaps a large margherita will do the trick*

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

Well you guys are starting to gather here. So let your feet take action and maybe you can start a trend in one of the local pubs/bars, as there is obviously a gap in the market!

A beautiful one I can tell ye

I'll have a go; Am feeling depressed a dentist appointment looms hope I can be brave

Hi Asset, Welcome to the Forum. Have fun with your postings!:))

Which was made from some beautiful nylon (As if DM!)

A gift from Dear Santa Klaus. (Diabolical...but that was a difficult one!)

This is a particular bugbear of my husbands', he hates it when he sees cats maiming/killing birds. I remember a few years back when after my then 8 year old hearing one of my husbands rants, knocked next door and told my (snotty) neighbour that they should put a bell on their cat as it was killing our wildlife. She informed him that HER CAT would never commit such an horrendous deed. About a week later we saw her husband take a bird out of said cats mouth and throw it behind their shed!! It should be law to wear a bell say I!!