A woman goes to the doctors with her poorly husband. After his check-up, the doc calls the wife in alone. His advice was "you must make your husband a delicious, nutritious meal 3 times aday. Dont ever nag him. Dont discuss your problems with him as this will cause him stress. Most importantly you must make love to him several times a week. If you can to this for the next year your husband will make a full recovery". When she has finished with Doc her husband asks her "what did the doc say?" She replied " The doc says you're going to die" Boom Boom!!