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Today I observed the bizarre self destructive behaviour, which is witnessed once every 4 years, of the Domestic England fan (Domesticusstupidkuntias) who organises street partys, BBQs and garden partys all in the vain hope that the national football team will do well at the world cup despite being absolutely sh1te. It's almost akin to Lemmings who hurl themselves off cliffs once a year.

Even the first goal, which was route one, was a great finish. Did you see how Klose took that ball down and withheld the challenge of Upson and still managed to slot it past James with his left foot. That's kwality. They really area good side. Credit where it's due.

I reckon every England player should chip in and reimburse all those England fans who travelled out there at great expense to watch that crap. They earn enough.

Poor ball retention. That's it in a nutshell with England.

The third goal from Germany was the killer and that was all down to Barry. When the ball came to him on the edge of the area instead of hitting it first time he tried to take and extra touch and was dispossesed resulting in the counter attack that led to the goal. He should have hit it first time. At the very least it may have gone wide for a goal kick but at least the rest of the team could have reset themselves. Capello cannot be held responsib;le for such poor play and technique. Jundging by the sh1te performances in this world cup I actually wonder whether the players are trying to get him the tin tack ?

Average? Really? Could have fooled me. I thought every goal they scored was quality.

Alan Hansen described Germany before the game as an average side. What exactly does that kunt get paid for ??

Stand as far away from the dog as is humanly possible.

Here's me thinking this thread was going to be about the Dutch centre forward, Robin Van Jackers.

Yes Adebayor talking about the attack was moving. Mind you, he forgot to mention the bit where he ran the full length of the bus to celebrate in front of the Gunners.

Culling!!!! I love foxes. I went to the Basil Brush show when I was a kid. Basil and Harry H Corbett.....Or was that Sooty and sweep? Can we cull cyclists instead? They're the b*stards that keep me awake at night.

I love watching Maradona on the touchline. He looks like a chimp in a suit.

I'd like to know as well so I could send my ex wife along for some.

I remember reading somewhere that a team used the inspirational team talk given by Al Pacino in the film 'Any given sunday' to motivate them. Dunno if it worked? Anything's worth a try with England I guess.

I reckon Fabio Capello could do with paying heed to Winston Churchill's words: 'When you're going through hell, keep going.'

His version of Stairway to Heaven was pretty good as well.

All Summer long - Kid Rock

Spain play beautiful football. I hope they win the world cup.

fcukin hope so arrogant tosser. Stick Dawson in.

Spain....best kit in the world cup?

The England squad visited one of the townships today. Just heard a quote on the radio about it. 'It was so sad to see their forlorn and hopeless little faces' said Jamahl, aged 6.

Red Devil you're right. Just looked at my bottom 5 and they are all black :-$ It never crossed my mind when I was writing it....i didn't see colour when judging my pundits, just how sh1t they were. If it's any consolation I do like Edgar Davids. He looks totally unimpressed with everything he's seen so far.

I was being ironic, though it's a shame about Big Ron. He was a very good co-commentator. What he said about Desailly was bad, but he really has been struck out into the wilderness without any chance of redemption whatsoever. Even 5 haven't given him a chance.

My top 5 pundits are in order 1.Andy Gray 2.Alan Hanson (getting a bit repetitive these days but still maintains number 2 spot0 3.Glenn Hoddle 4.Graeme Souness 5.Roy Hodgson (newcomer but I've been very impressed with him in world cup so far) Worst 5 1. Robbie Earle (Recent scandal most interesting thing he's ever done) 2. Garth Crooks (Boggled eyed lunatic pontificating when he's holding court) 3. Adebayor 4. Mark Bright (I'm sure he's on speed 24/7. Talks sh1te and talks it very quickly) 5. Marcel Desailly ( Makes no sense. Can't we bring back big Ron to replace him)

Reasons to be cheerful part 3 -Ian Dury and the Blockheads