jimmy two times

Let's be honest about this. They're surrounded by muslim countries and muslims hate jews. The only reason those countries you mention are behaving themselves is because they've had their a*ses kicked at one time or other by Israel.

Haven't most of them tried to bomb Israel at one time or other?

Atila Reincarnate was demented. Is that the same thing?

The fact is Israel is surrounded on all sides by enemies who would like to see it annihilated. You can't blame them for not fcuking about when it comes to their own security.

That could be painful. Most cyclists don't know their arse from their elbow.

Music - John Miles ( love that song and not too much of a muso snob to admit it)

Listen, is there some sort of voluntary charity work I can do to make up for my comments about cyclists ? Or maybe a spot of self flaggelation seeing as I'm a catholic boy.

Looks like I'll have to pay up but I feel a bit like a bike myself now .....taken for a ride....though luckily not with a cyclists sweaty fat arse on top of me.

oh dear....i've upset a couple of cyclists. Mind you, that aint hard. They're all fukking neurotic.

No. I think there are players who are solid international class performers, such as Gerrard and Terry, but I'd never describe them as world class.

what's the fine for knocking a few cyclists up in the air ? Do you get charged individually or as a job lot?

No it was in Clapham. It was not only photographed but filmed as well! I've been caught bang to rights but sometimes you can appeal on technicalities, such as the position of the sign and stuff like that. I begrudge paying parking and traffic contraventions as those kuntz have always got their hands out.

The problem we have got is that we only have one world class player and his name is Wayne Rooney. After that we have about 3 or 4 good international class players and the rest are mediocre. You don't need a team of world class players to win a world cup, but you probably need at least 3 or 4 surrounded by good international class players. Brazil, Spain and Argentina all have about 4 world class players in their team. What we do have in our favour however is a world class manager.

Salsbury Hill -Peter Gabriel

I was actually trying to mow down a few irritating cyclists but I don't think that excuse will wash.

I received a fine for doing an illegal right turn. They sent a picture of me doing it. Anyone know any excuses I could use to appeal against it?

I can't believe Maradona has not selected Cambiasso and Zanetti from Inter Milan. What England would do for those two. All I can say is the Argies must have one hell of a squad. A very good outside bet but probably the only team in the world cup where the players will have to manage the manager.

I reckon they should re-release 'Back Home' .

That's handy. Somewhere else to stick one of my England flags.

you can all come round to mine if you like. As long as you don't mind walking up 10 flights of stairs to the top floor of the Brixton estate I live in. Got a good supply of crack from the flat next door though.

She's gone - Hall and Oates

I admire all the young guys who cycle without using their hands. Looks pretty cool. I thought I'd copy them the other day in my car. You should have heard the screaming and moaning of the cyclist who went flying across my bonnet when I hit him. Tosser.

The bed's too big without you - The Police

This Ole house - Shakin Stevens

There's a lot of sh1t cyclists out there.