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Jah Lush

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  1. How do you think I make my money?
  2. Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Terry Jones did say he hoped they'd make a lot of > money so he could pay off his mortgage. Maybe he > wasn't actually joking. > > Still, it'll probably be more fun than a Rolling > Stones concert, and it's cheap next to some of > their tickets! Says a man who has never seen the Stones live. Pah! Seen Terry Jones in many pubs around the manor over the years. Lovely bloke by all accounts. He's owned a house nearby since 1969. Cleese must be skint. All that alimony and wasting money on shrinks. Fuck that. The o2 is horrible and not the place I would want to see anybody.
  3. You were lucky. I only had torso. Me mam would carry me round in plastic bag. Yer namby pamby posh bastards.
  4. Yeah, true dat. By the way is the cookwank shop still with us or has it gone?
  5. This fashion for wingers playing on right if they're left-footed or the left if they're right-footed and cutting in all time is bollocks. You don't have to cut in all the fecking time, get to the fecking by-line and get the ball in the fecking box. Play to your players strengths. You can go either way if you've got any talent in both feet. Grrrr!
  6. Is that you in the pushchair holding your mum's rationing book?
  7. It did. Yesterday's crap defending apart the real problem is not scoring goals. The centre forward isn't getting fed. We have excellent wingers but they cut inside all the bloody time. No one is going down the wing and putting crosses in. Everything is played through the middle and we just run into brick walls. I don't care how much possession we have - going sideways and backwards doesn't get you anywhere - if we're not scoring goals we will continue to drop down the table. AVB has to change his tactics because they clearly aren't working.
  8. Had to be done. Sorry Louisa.
  9. I know. I'm going.
  10. Queuing is what the British do well. An East Dulwich dilemma. "Oh, look, there's a queue. Let's join it." "Hey! What are we queuing for? "I can't remember. Is this the queue for Franca Manca? "No, it's the queue for William Rose." "I've had enough of this, let's go home." "Ok, let's get the bus. Oh, feck! Another queue. Oh well." If you can't beat 'em. Join 'em.
  11. Respect indeed! A proper footballing legend.
  12. I like this idea and I've picked up a few good freebies (mostly books) in the past around Underhill, Melford and Wood Vale in the past but at this time of year with the horrible weather it is not a good idea. In the summer it's fine but if you're having a bit of a clear out in winter use the charity shops or recycling bins.
  13. I wouldn't queue for a fecking bus let alone a pizza or a burger. Mugs.
  14. It could quite easily have been eight, Quids. We were woeful. Played like a team of strangers. The worst performance I've seen from a Spurs side in a very very long time. Absolute crap.
  15. Here you go... this should debunk all those hagiographies. http://original.antiwar.com/eland/2013/11/19/on-the-50th-anniversary-of-jfks-assassination-lets-examine-his-true-legacy/
  16. Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Surely every US President got there with the help > of other people's money? I'd like to know why he > got shot though. Given you were probably a nipper > when he was around what do you base your > ineffective Presidency tag on, or that he slept > around? Umm... let's see now... He nearly took us to a third world war with the Cuban missile crisis, err... Vietnam, his addiction to amphetamines and his constant shagging away from home made him a security threat especially with someone as unstable as Marilyn Monroe, who was probably murdered by the CIA. I don't deny that JFK had charisma and I would say that every Irish/American whether they were catholic or protestant probably voted for him but it took an old bruiser like LBJ to bring in some of the most significant legislation in the annals of US history. Kennedy would and could never have done it. The US was well rid of him - saccharine-coating and all. As for why he got shot there are a lot of theories whether they be conspiracy ones or not and I'm sure you know the ones I am talking about.
  17. As a smoker I prefer Winston Reds to Marlboro Reds. The main thing being they are ?2.51 cheaper, though they taste pretty much the same.
  18. Jah Lush

    A new MP

    Barry from Eastenders would be good. He's not doing much these days is he? It'll give him something to do.
  19. Useless, ineffectual President who couldn't it keep in his trousers. If it wasn't for his old man's money he wouldn't have got anywhere near the White House. Best thing that ever happened to him was getting shot.
  20. Here kitty kitty kitty. http://www.celiahammond.org/index.php?module=pagemaster&PAGE_user_op=view_page&PAGE_id=26&MMN_position=35:35
  21. Donkey.
  22. I rarely go to the flicks these days but if a cinema opened on Lordship Lane I'd certainly go more often. I really hope this happens.
  23. Done mine. More doom and gloom for Spurs I think but just fancy Southampton to upset the Goons.
  24. I can't stand them, though I have to say I've been far too easily wound up by them in the past. Nothing winds them up more than being ignored.
  25. woodrot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ^^^^delusional^^^^ > > ingerland were shite headless bantams. > > Germany didnt break sweat, england were shattered > after futile running about mindlessly for the > first half- they will be taken to the cleaners > when they meet a professional outfit after the > group stage in the WC. Spot on.
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