Jah Lush

Ahem! There is no such thing as "crulty to animals." Cruelty to animals on the other hand is reprehensible and not very nice at all and should be punished severely.

I believe it will be for another three weeks up at Forest Hill. I've been walking to the station and back all this week (up the hill and down the hill) which is just as well as I need the exercise but it's still bloody annoying.

Don't be silly they'd love it. Did you know that Jools Holland got his first paid session work on that particular little gem?

Nope... Scrabble ok too. You're go.

TWAT by John Cooper Clarke Like a Night Club in the morning, you?re the bitter end. Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you?re clean round the bend. You give me the horrors too bad to be true All of my tomorrow?s are lousy coz of you. You put the Shat in Shatter Put the Pain in Spain Your germs are splattered about Your face is just a stain You?re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag. Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag. You?re like a dose of scabies, I?ve got you under my skin. You make life a fairy tale... Grimm! People mention murder, the moment you arrive. I?d consider killing you if I thought you were alive. You?ve got this slippery quality, it makes me think of phlegm, and a dual personality I hate both of them. Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay. Please, please, please, please, take yourself away. Like a death a birthday party, you ruin all the fun. Like a sucked and spat our smartie, you?re no use to anyone. Like the shadow of the guillotine on a dead consumptive?s face. Speaking as an outsider, what do you think of the human race You went to a progressive psychiatrist. He recommended suicide... before scratching your bad name off his list, and pointing the way outside. You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You?re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss. Your attitudes are platitudes, just make me wanna piss. What kind of creature bore you Was is some kind of bat They can?t find a good word for you, but I can... TWAT.

Spliff And Me Lady - Jah Roots

The sound of a female colleague who doesn't stop rabbiting all day long in the most irritatingly loud high-pitched voice you can think of. Imagine working next to Bianca Jackson out of Eastenders and multiple by ten. She needs an ASBO on her gob.

Seems to have been rectified itself but I've lost a whole heap of messages today. Very very annoying. Bah!

Though I agree we played poorly this is what a Young Boy says. Pitch helped Young Boys says Suter

It's all "butter" these days. Margarine is now as Rosie rightly points out a non-dairy spread. You won't find "margarine" on any shelves anywhere anymore.

*Bob* feck off. You're like an itch that needs scratching. Tillie - it hasn't updated.

Ha fecking ha *Bob*.

Is anyone else having problems with it today?

I believe he could be back within a month but I've heard that before. No one at Spurs will ever accept Le Ponce so forget about it.

Yeah, you're probably right. He's had a terrible time with injuries for most of his career, which is a shame because when he's fit he's a match for anyone at centre-back.

I agree that the defence looked very wobbly on Tuesday night but we do not want or need that French ponce at White Hart Lane. Hopefully Jonathan Woodgate will soon be fit.

The Absinthe Drinker - Degas

I love the French impressionist painters. Here's another by Claude Monet.

Bored yobbish teenagers eh? The sooner they're back at school the better.

S'okay. Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee, What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? Spike Milligan

Haven't we already had a poetry thread?

I tend to agree with that assumption DHKQ but I do like that one.

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jah Lush Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I make you right there Hal. > > > Come now the pair of you - you know it's silly > season, right? Mariticidal swans and stoopid bagel > rows - roll on September 6th. > > Still, I'm with the prof all the way. Yeah I'm aware of that but I'm also with the Professor.

Autumn by Jackson Pollock

Paul Klee