Jah Lush

Oh silly me. You're going next week aren't you? I do hope you'll be cheering for Mr Al Fayed's Fulham and not those ghastly blighters they call "The Arsenal." Boo hiss.

The Arsenal!!!! Oh *Bob* how could you? No wait. Hang on. They're playing at Anfield (that's Liverpool to you *Bob*) tomorrow. Are you watching the ladies team?

Good holiday was it Quids?

*Bob* assuming you'll be supporting one of the teams don't forget your rosette, rattle, bobble hat and scarf. Always remember the referee's a bastard and don't piss in anyone pocket.

waynetta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 'Possible legover situation' > > Who said romance was dead? Who needs romance when you can have sex.

Kerry Katona and Katie Price have had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.

Watching Spurs thrash Man City, get the laundry done, haircut, barbie, set the controls for the heart of the bass, revue possible legover situation, plenty of drinking and the usual general debauchery.

I'll have 58 please Woof.

Tottenham 3 Man City 1 Aston Villa 1 West Ham 2 Blackburn 0 Everton 2 Bolton 1 Fulham 1 Sunderland 2 Birmingham 2 Wigan 2 Blackpool 0 Wolverhampton 1 Stoke 2 Chelsea 3 West Brom 0 Liverpool 3 Arsenal 1 Man Utd 4 Newcastle 1

Heartbreak Hotel - Elvis Presley

I've got a cock that likes to go out fighting three or four times a week and I've no way of stopping him. What should I do?

Just goes to show how far you've come when you speak of rivals. Not so long ago it was probably Stockport County.

I thought he was on his way to Barcelona and it was a done deal. We'll see.

Tell Me - The Rolling Stones

Damn! I should have remembered - Always read the small print. Bah! I'm not adverse to tea and cakes though.

That looks like a South African has learnt his Scouse. "Calm down calm down."

He's gone walkies with the winnings.

Cheers Red Devil. If we can finish above the scum this year I'll be very happy but I would definitely like to see some silverware too.

Under My Thumb - The Rolling Stones

BR: I suppose we should feel quite flattered but come Saturday we'll see whose boss (again).

Under And Over Sideways Down - The Yardbirds

That he may be red devil but he can certainly play a bit too. Along with Tevez I thought he was City's best player last year and Steven Ireland is a very good player too, Player Of The Year for them the season before last - another of which they want to gid rid of and Spurs are interested in both of them but they don't want to sell to Spurs. Tossers! I think Citeh have paid way over the odds for some quite mediocre players; David Villa aside, none of whom have any experience in the Premiership. I can't see them breaking in the top four, can you?

Waiting For The Man - The Velvet Underground

Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones