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Oh! Well done Asset. I knew you'd pass with flying colours. Many congratulations to you. Hmm...I seem to hear the sound of champagne corks popping. Where's my glass?

I don't have kids but it's not something I'd ever rule out. I just haven't met the right person to have them with.

Dirty Old Town - Rod Stewart

Good Times - Chic.

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Pretenders

Why thank you Annasfield. I've only been back five minutes and already I've booked a week off.

Good Times Bad Times - The Rolling Stones

Anna. You...an identity thief? Surely not?

bras

boots

Put that tongue back in your mouth young lady.

Kel, You can't make a purse out of a sow's ear.

A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly. "All right, buddy. What's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" the cop asked. "The balcony."

Had Me A Real Good Time - The Faces

Actually Keef, I don't have a wallet and have never carried one. Wallets are for tight-fisted buggers. Perhaps that's why I am perenially skint.

Indeed! My pockets have never been so light. I'm flat broke. The one thing that helped alleviate the constant pain was drink and drugs and they cost money I can tell you that. Still, I wouldn't want to advocate drink, drugs and insanity but they've always worked for me.

I had chest and back pain, which for the most part was agony. I had x-ray, scans and blood tests wherein I found out I had high blood pressure, high cholesterol and liver damage (so I won't be having one of those again) but they never discovered what it was, probably muscular though and nothing serious and in the end my doctor said it was just one of those things. Huh? Bored? Lonely? Tillie? Are you kidding?

It's out of season. I once did oysters in their sister restaurant in June or July and was sick as a dog and on the crapper for 24 hours so I know exactly how you're feeling and you have my sympathy.

Bugger it Ant you beat me to the thread title.

I've been off work and off sick for the last six weeks and today I had my first day back in the office and bloody hell I wish I was back at home or down the pub. Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Discuss.

Never do oysters when there isn't an 'R' in the month.

You're just a big old softie Lord MacGabhann

The Royal Family are a bunch inbreds James and are a rather toothy and horse-faced lot aren't they. Perhaps they are all related to a horse.