Jah Lush

I'm The Urban Spaceman - Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

Down The Dustpipe - Status Quo

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower, spinach, green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge with that? And Man said, 'Yes!' And Woman said, 'I'll have one too with chocolate chips'. And so they gained 10 pounds. And God created the healthy yoghurt that woman might keep the figure that man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14. So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad'. And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God then said, 'I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them'. And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks, chicken and fried steak, so big it needed it's own platter and Man's cholesterol went through the roof. Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds. God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits. Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double cheeseburger. Then Satan said, 'You want fries with that?' and Man replied, 'Yes, and super size 'em'. And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest. God sighed ......... and created quadruple by-pass surgery. And then............ Satan chuckled and created the National Health Service. THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Hmmmmm...Pasta

Pickle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I saw a guy recently (aged about 30) walking along > wearing one yellow & one orange croc. I'll wager he's got another pair at home exactly the same.

Under My Thumb - The Rolling Stones

Keef Wrote: > > Jah, I'll get series 4 to you ASAP mate. Cheers old bean.

I Got You Babe - Sonny & Cher.

For Spurs to sell Berbatov and Keane would be showing a distinct lack of ambition. We need to hang on to our best players not bloody sell 'em to the highest bidder. They were also the top goal scoring front pairing of last season with 23 goals each. But enough losing Jermaine Defoe but now this....words fail me.

I heard about the brawl too. Bit of a stand off on Half Moon Lane. Missed it yesterday because I had a hangover from hell. I usually go to this and it can be a lot of fun. I'd kinda like to see Aswad again as I haven't seen them in decades but...oh bollocks I'm going down the pub for a hair of the dog that bit me.

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - U2.

Adopts Frankie Howerd voice..."Oh please yourselves." Woman Have Gotta Have It - Bobby Womack

Canned tomatoes more like.

Err...sorry shygirl, but how does that work?

I think you're very lucky he stormed off and didn't punch your lights out.

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Stevie Smith and Friends at The Half Moon(near > enough) regularly back in the day.)...Guy with a > hunchback playing the Harp...Is he still around > please?........"Walking On Gilded > Splinters"...talking about the Late 1970's...a > mere 30 years ago. I used to go these gigs at the Half Moon. I haven't seen Little Stevie Smith in years and don't know if he's still around but I assume and hope he is. A great harmonica player. His band was called Salt, very bluesy with Steve Clarke on guitar, a fabulous player who recently did a reuniion gig at the Half Moon with his own band. There was also the Sunday jams of which you're probably talking about here, which included both of the above and usually Rory Gallagher's rhythm section and any number of other people who wanted to sit in plus Steve Waller another fab guitar player who was a regular at these events but is sadly not longer with us, he died of sclerosis of the liver about ten years ago.

It can't be any worse than our awful dirge, God Save The Queen. Dull, boring, uninspiring and completely out of step of the times.

Hmmm...it's said charity begins at home, which isn't much help if you're homeless.

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Got It Sewed Up - Mike Jones

Brown Girl In A Ring - Boney M

repugnant

Song Of The Baker - The Small Faces

Got to have a bit of Arthur Lee & Love up on here. Been meaning to put this up for a while. Enjoy. Love - Alone Again Or

Street Life - Roxy Music