Tony.London Suburbs

Obviously Not Hona:))

Complaints are up to 41,000 now to The BBC.

KalamityKel Wrote: It's ok Tony... I forgot anyway :p afternoon tea? Tea?...Who is supplying the crumpets? Sounds Fun>:D<

Doctor Crane.

jumpinjackflash Wrote: If I have an area of floor measuring 6x6 foot and I can get 50x50cm carpet tiles - how many carpet tiles do I need to cover the area? Fair question but I have to give up. What is the answer(?)

Back to my old Peckham haunts to visit my Dentist of the last 44 years tomorrow. Might catch the "12" to East Dulwich for old times sake;-) Is it still a Routemaster so that you can hop on and off whenever you like?:)) Kel: Sorry,I was out and missed "lunch"::o

Moos Wrote: FRENCH: 1/ "Pappy" Alexander. MP: "Knight first you fart then you belch GET OUT!" Call me vulgar, but I laughed like a drain (d'you > see what I did there?) at that one. Did Knight have the gumption to say 'Sorry sir, I didn't know you had to belch first?' What "Jethro" Knight did,in fact,was to march out stomping the floor as hard as possible with his Doctor Martins on!:)) Another "Pappy" story-he was about 107 years old btw...He used to crack the same "joke" 100 times a year. He would say in French "What have I got in my pocket?"...."Dunno,Sir" would be the reply from the gathered ensemble. Then he would say with a big grin "5 pence and a piece of string!":))(6)....so once the "lads" got wise to this they agreed what to do next time. The day soon arrived-usual spiel and silence after the "punchline" then a ripple then a few random laughs,gradually building so that everyone laughed,at first reasonably,then it grew and grew until the whole class were in uncontrollable hysterics,complete with holding their sides and Barry Rowing and Pancho Martinez rolling on the floor! At first he smiled at the recognition of his joke but gradually it dawned on him that the lads were taking the pizzicato BIG-TIME:))...twas 40 years ago but still vivid today!

In case you are not... "And let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row." -- post-match conference after beating Jimmy Connors after Connors had beaten him 16 times in a row:)) Plagirism is rife ::o

ruffers Wrote: Oh dear, he's referring to himself in the third person. Does ruffers not like that? ruffers are you familiar with the words and wisdom of former Tennis Star Vitas Gerulaitas?

I'll take that as a "No" then.:(:( Don't wish to be picky but thats the third time in three days that you have blown me out(my worst record is 14 times in succession). Please do not tey to beat that record as NO-ONE blows TLS out 15 times(!):-$

Kel: The Magnolia is doing a Sugar Puffs Breakfast Special ! Doors close at 7.00AM. Can you get there in time? I'll be there,usual place. Are we on?(tu)(td)(tu)

Was it the invariable "Mob versus 1" so prevalent these days?(6)

Actually Ratty's real name is Rod Ent whistle and he just abbreviated it.:))

???? Wrote: .or a boxing ring I'm a Lover not a Fighter ????;-)

I'm Tony from The London Suburbs and ingenously used that as my Username::o

KalamityKel Wrote: Tony my dear! wot a wonderful suggestion! May I finish my rice krispies first tho? Of course My Darling but I'm afraid if you are too much younger than me that I will snap then crackle and eventually pop altogether.;-)

Kel: Lifes for living and we mustn't miss a fleeting moment. Where are you? CPT at 7.00AM float your boat?:)-D

I can't see any Men. Where? Cher?

Well microbite whaddya reckon M8?

PeckhamRose Wrote: And Rod Argent of Argent fame ("Hold your head UP") tours with Colin Blunstone ("I don't believe > in Miracles"). Well they would :)) When I saw Argent back in '72 Rod and Colin were both in Argent..(tu)

Driving: 1/ Guys who turn right(not with a filter) and do not indicate until you are behind them in the same lane and immobile. Then the inevitable happens in London that the oncoming traffic prevents them turning for ages with you stuck behind them.:X 2/ People who dawdle to the lights when they finally turn green and then put ona last minute spurt so they get thru' and no-one else does behind them even though THEY caused the traffic to considerably slow down.(6) 3/ Aftertimers! Particularly after a Sporting Event. Complete and utter bollix. Don't ever listen to these Ass-Clowns. If you haven't stated your opinion BEFORE the event do not bother after the team/player/horse/dog has Won please!:))

Welcome Microbite btw(tu)

OMG! I assumed that you were going to blow me out and I've only just returned to this fred(!) Hope you did not have a wasted journey but believe me Baby I'm well worth waiting for. Satisfaction guaranteed!...and I can't be fairer than that can I? btw: I'll ask my EDT spy if a Beautiful Blonde(mostly) turned up half-an-hour ago. as I hope you are not telling porkies.:)). Thats "porkies" about turning up not being a "mostly" blonde.:))

My next door neighbour is a Captain on the 24 Hour Boat Service to The Dome. Well worth a try.

Its 7.53 AM. Fancy an early morning one at The EDT? p.s While we are there we might also fit a quick drink in as well!(tu) Up for it.(?):)-D