Tony.London Suburbs

Well Done! Many would have kept it but,I guess it takes AllsortsB)

At least they drive sensibly,especially round The Arc De Triomphe:(

Sorry Guys.Allow me to be the fly in the ointmentB)...I KNOW I'm missing something but can't think for the life of me what it is!..lol...Born 'n bred in the heart of Sarf London which was fantastic socially for my first 28 years,One day I got on the wrong train from Blackfriars in 1982 which whizzed passed the Elephant(6)..."Wheres the next stop?" I said "Bromley South!"...WHATTT!! Bleedin' Bromley South!!!....Anyway within 20 minutes I was there and that started the whole thought process.By May,1983 my Darling Angel of a Mum got on 3 buses from East Street Market then (at 65) had a long walk.Visited the house she saw advertised while I was in Rhodes,Greece and put down a ?250 deposit on the 3-Bedroom House."Hope you like it!"..she said.Loved it,although homesick at first(part of me still is 25 years later!)..Been a fantastic move-Half-A-Mile from South London Borders.Next to Danson Park(180 acres) just voted "Londons finest Park"..and within 6 miles of 17 seperate Parks/Meadows/Woods etc.Been very safe,apart from one nutter at a garage 12 years ago.Don't lock my car in the drive..A decent house can cost ?250,000-fair compared to "Inner London"...and within 18 mins Peckham--a little longer London Bridge/Charing Cross etc.10 mins Blackwall Tunnel to North and East London and 50 minutes from the Beach in Kent and 10/15 mins the other way to the heart of Kent. p.s NO GOOD AT ALL for teenagers though....Enjoy London's diversity and never-ending choice and then slow down a tad by moving 6/7 miles-thats all it takes:)...Haven't been back to my Birthplace since,well..yesterday in fact:)

VBC:Sorry to hear that.At least the material damage was minimal.Console yourself by thinking that it was only the "opportunist" element of the open windows that created this.I'm sure,thru' vigilance,that you won't have any further problems.Try not to worry!

Pourquoi?

All I'm saying is "lets be fair":)-D

This is defammatory in the extreme(6)..I used to positively INSIST on putting the plates and dishes in the bowl so that my g/f could wash-up!..and,furthermore I might jolly well add,I have been known on more than one occassion to top the sugarbowl up amongst other arduous household chores.Disgruntled.Com.

Yeah! The Guy who always says "swiftly moving on" if anyone has the temerity to say anything evenly mildly controversial! p.s See seperate "Charlie S***" thread on here.>:D<

"cookageddon."...LOL....and I'm a geddon tired of this Subject already:'(

Mine could not be more credible! They came from Charlie Gerbil(or whatever his name is on "Breakfast")(tu)

:))Leave It Out! Someone,somewhere has been staring into my crystal balls..:)).

Will posters kindly contribute to the original thread started at 7.57 AM as opposed to this blatant plageristic thread started much later at,um..7.58AM:)-D

:)):)).....and I bet that as I'm a "Newbie" few will reply to MY thread.....Tony slinks away head bowed into the far horizon...(6) p.s.I see what you mean..just one minute apart and that is probably the time difference between the 'burbs and East Dulwich:)

How long do you spend cooking in the kitchen Guys?

"Flashman of course" Is that Stan Flashman-R.I.P...Ticket Tout to The Aristocracy?:)

I'm afraid they are more hustlers than rustlers Hon(6) btw:Chaz was at it again a few moments ago!..Sports Correspondent on BBC said that an England cricketer had a bad back due to sleeping in too many different beds on Tour and then there was a,um,pregnant pause which accompanied his cheeky grin.Charlie stepped in,only to say,.."anyway moving swiftly on..."....for "pearls of wisdom" or "bon mots"look elsewhere s'il vous plait.

"Get On Board"??..I'm confused.com. Where they in the Double Deckers or on board one?...Maybe their touring bus?B)

(damn it I live round the corner you b******** I'm terribly sorry that I can not assist you,however I simply MUST protest at your choice of expletive(td).May I respectfully ask that you moderate your language in your future communications on these fine fora. Must go now as I'm in the most fearful rush, as I have 8 coming round for Morning Tea and English Muffins and I have to prepare for Millwall's Friendly game later this evening. Thanking You In Anticipation.

lozzyloz "]Was Victoria a rather large lady then?" ...She was,but,at least,she knew her station in life.....

I often got caught almost dozing off back in the day while doing a particularly mundane job.I used to tel the Boss I was closing y eyes and thinking of the Company.He didn't believe me eitherB)

I took "a"...as a "given"(tu)

Any Male character in Bleak House,Hard Times,A Christmas Carol,Ye Olde Curiousity Shop,A Tale Of Two Cities,Great EXpectations,The Pickwick Papers,The Mystery of Edwin Drood(can't remember the Guys name in that one-what the Dickins was it,anyone know?)or the lead in David Copperfield/Martin Chuzzlewit/Nick Nickleby/Olly Twist or Barnaby Rudge...:))

Close your eyes and reflect how you could improve your own personal performance within the organisation that,after all,does pay your wages.Try to contemplate any costcutting measures that could be implemented.Are there any ways that you could lighten your bosses load,for example?Its good to care......

Cant you just knock on your neighbours door and say "'cuse me John,any chance?" while looking pointedly at the offending area.Offer to help:)-D....Community Spirit,innit...:)

Any progress?..I'm getting a crew together at my end.They are multi-purpose and Multi-taskers so can be useful for the filming or slightly more nefarious activities,if you get my driftB)