Tony.London Suburbs

Being trapped in a One-Bedroom Bedsit in Hampstead, in the early hours of Sunday Morning, with a Guy with a different sexual orientation to oneself, when I was a loooong way from home, with no money, and shared a work career with the same Guy that we both had to continue after that Sunday Morning, in question.... Must go, as MOTD (2) is on...:)

Clockwise then Counter-Clockwise. I made her take her clothes off with my mind, as she is fit, init, but she refused to change directions on my behalf....

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: But dear GOD, the sheer predictability of TLS not contributing to the topic at hand but just warning about Brixton generally is crushing. Whats equally crushing and utterly predictable is that the ONLY time a Member of EDF's Inner Circle deign to engage avec moi is to sneer/belittle/take the pis or generally criticise. In fact I'm struggling to remember the last time any of this (admittedly small) motley crew did otherwise, but please don't expect me to take any notice of anyone who is bad-minded andwill ONLY contribute on this basis as their credibility and impartiality rating, from me, is Zero.:))

Good to see The Meterosexual Man is alive and well. I'm about to start a Mens Knitting class for the Guys on here, anyone interested?

Anyone who can make a Woman go either way is all right in my book...

HonaloochieB Wrote: ..comprised of Fred Dineage, Jack Hargreaves, Bunty and the bloke who looked like George Orwell. Not a patch on Muriel Young, Bert Weedon, Wally Whyton, Fred Barker and Olly Beak....

"So I walked into my local Doctor's Surgery and said to my Doctor, "Can you help me out?" He said, "Certainly Sir, its the same way that you came in"....

woofmarkthedog Wrote: Just don't stand at a bus stop in Acre Lane if you are on your own. ( 3 out of 4 times lately I've been approached by Dealers) Yeah,selling antiques ? W++F.. Well some of the, er, gear, did seem passed its sell-by....B)

Sorry it took so long Steve.... Here we are: if a person is single: f(a + h) = f(a) + hf0(a) +h2 2 f00(a) + ::: +hk k f(k)(a) + Rk+1 where Rk+1 =hk+1(k + 1) f(k+1)(a + h) ; 0 < < 1. Alternatively, if a person marries then: f(x) = f(x0) + (x x0)f0(x0) + (x x0)2 2 f00(x0) + ::: + x x0)k k f(k)(x0) + Rk+1 where Rk+1 =(x x0)k+1(k + 1)f(k+1)(x0 + (x x0)); 0 < < 1 Your choice, which answer is most suitable.

HonaloochieB Wrote: Cut to Les Dawson's mother-in-law."My son-in-law, don't talk to me about 'im. I don't want to speak ill o't dead but I got more conversation out o't tongue sandwiches at his wake, than I did out him of the last ten years of his life". "I wouldn't say my son-in-law were fat, but he were obese. And if he didn't have an abnormal and unhealthy interest in unpleasant subjects, he wouldn't have been morbidly obese, would he"? In the interests of balance: Cut to Les Dawson's son-in-law: "My mother-in-law was getting beaten up by 6 youths the other night when me and my M8, Charlie, walked by. Charlie said to me "Aren't you going to help??". I said "No! 6 should be enough".... Taxi !!

Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do any threads on this forum ever stay on topic? Whats that point got to do with the Subject matter?::o

DrDom Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Live in east or west? Discuss. North, unquestionably. They don't even know ( or care) about the joys of Peckham, Catford, Stockwell, Thamesmead, Kidbrooke etc... Their collective loss...

A hedgehog with a 4-headed penis? How many pr++ks is that, in total?

Is a "Bird in the hand" worth two in the bush or am I getting horribly confused?

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seeing as you live in Kent Tony. I thought I'd > just let you know that the collective groan > triggered by that howler has just loosened the > majority of my roof tiles. I am indeed a Man of Kent now bbw, as opposed to a Kentish Man. ( No-one could ever think I was one of those, schurely).. At other times I say I live in (H)outer London..don't you know....

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seeing as you live in Kent Tony. I thought I'd > just let you know that the collective groan > triggered by that howler has just loosened the > majority of my roof tiles. Don't worry bbw, some of the local ne'er do wells will remove the rest for you...

Police blitzed area near the Brixton Tube lately of Ticket Touts and Dealers. Just don't stand at a bus stop in Acre Lane if you are on your own. ( 3/4 times lately I've been approached by Dealers):))

Started after the famous milk scandal involving Maggie Thatcher stopping the kids milk. Cow'ngate it was called, if I remember rightly.

Well it would be 3 Fellas drinking Stella. Stella A Trois..

Some Tarts are exceedingly good..

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Or a nice bit of Archer... I'm giving this thread The Spanish Archer..

Gordon Ramsey lost it on Breakfast this morning with Bill Turnball. He asked him if he "still does any cooking" ( given his media career)...:))

Obviously, when I say "it appears", as above, thats exactly what it is not doing.:(B)

Where has "Karl Malden R.I.P." disappearred to Guys? I could swear when I came home late, last night, that I placed an appropriate comment on Karl's personal thread! Now, eerily, there is no trace of it, it appears. Good Heavens, its like Karl's Spirit was never here or has the thread moved on into Cyberspace without a ghostly trail?

Thank Heavens for this Forum. Didn't realise, sorry. Karl Malden: R.I.P.. p.s. Can we incorporate this thread, belatedly, in the "Chapel Of Rest"??