Seabag

Anyways, seems bonking Boris was having an intimate relationship with Jennifer (like anyone believed otherwise) all along, the lying cnnut. Even so, the Prime Minister believes he acted with ?integrity and honesty? as London Mayor during his affair with Jennifer Arcuri ( bar the lying about bonking her/ taking her on trips/ getting her money/ having a relationship with her). But in all honesty, I?m not sure KS is up for keeping up with Boris on this front, letting him do ?being Boris? in the best way he, and only he can do. Remind me please, who was the other global leader who shagged, lied, deceived, ran a populist government recently, you know the one, the dodgy hair do liar ...?

malumbu Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Major, he never had any affairs. > > Heath, a moratorium on his private life (not > saying anything wrong with it, but a different > time) > > Wilson, a Russian Agent? > > John Profumo, it's a Harrow/Oxford/Bullingdon Club > sort of thing > > Expect there has always been sleaze, but the > current PM seems to have more wrong about him in > terms of professional standards than the last > dozen PMs combined. Wasn?t Major bonking Edwina Curry ?

TheCat Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So....I started this thread 2 months ago, and > copped a fairly 'robust' response from various > posters (culminating with me being accused of > working for the Tory media team!!....which still > gives me a chuckle)... > > I wonder now, with two further months haviong > passed of Sir Kier's leadership, Labour sinking in > the polls (yes, vaccine bounce for the govt, but > it would be foolish to dismiss it as all due to > that), and even the Graun increasingly writing > about Sir Kier's ineffectiveness....whether the > EDF mood music for Sir Kier has changed at all? > > https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/mar > /29/keir-starmer-year-labour-poll-ratings There?s a political level, like a limbo pole under which Boris squeezes, like an awkward fat white bloke at Carnival. Even if Sir K is currently flopping, not even limboing under the metaphorical pole, it doesn?t actually correlate that Boris is doing any better, just the music is louder and people clap with a fixed grin as he takes his go again. Carnival is carnival, let?s see how he fares after the music stops at the next election, and it?s time to see the mess for what it is.

Oh 😂😂 Spell check is optimistic Vacation would be great Vaccination I?ll settle for

I don?t do conspiracy theories, sorry to disappoint.

TheCat Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > On the angry juice last night SB?:) No, just ever so lightly fcuked off with our clown in chief. That said, I get my second vacation on Thursday, which I?m happy about. There you go, light & shade.

TheCat Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Come now seabag, surely even you can agree that's > a pretty amusing analogy (I mean 'Bares > TUSKs'...Come onnn)'.......its okay, you can laugh > at the EU occasionally, and we'll all still know > that you vehemently dislike Brexit. It wont ruin > your remainer cred. > > Or are you just annoyed that you didn't put as > much thought into your analogy as Hammy did?:) It?s hilarious, as in Bojo being PM is hilarious And Hammy over hammed it, again. I rolled my eyes a few lines in and try as I might didn?t get to the end of the list. Hilarious too, I?m wetting myself. Next? Ps. I do think many of the EU team are ludicrous, seriously. But that?s tempered by this sorry lot running our country into this ideological brick wall, so much so I find ?laughing? hard to do lately. Surprise surprise, I?m not a remainder till death, it is what it is. But to leave so badly, that?s the fcuking problem. Oven ready?! if only he?d stuck his head in and lit the gas.

TheCat Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Come now seabag, surely even you can agree that's > a pretty amusing analogy (I mean 'Bares > TUSKs'...Come onnn)'.......its okay, you can laugh > at the EU occasionally, and we'll all still know > that you vehemently dislike Brexit. It wont ruin > your remainer cred. > > Or are you just annoyed that you didn't put as > much thought into your analogy as Hammy did?:) It?s hilarious, as in Bojo being PM is hilarious And Hammy over hammed it, again. I rolled my eyes a few lines in and try as I might didn?t get to the end of the list. Hilarious too, I?m wetting myself. Next? Ps. I do think many of the EU team are ludicrous, seriously. But that?s tempered by this sorry lot running our country into this ideological brick wall, so much so I find ?laughing? hard to do lately. Surprise surprise, I?m not a remainder till death, it is what it is. But to leave so badly, that?s the fcuking problem. Oven ready?! if only he?d stuck his head in and lit the gas.

j.a. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dulwich Dyson Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > @diable rouge > > > > Paranoid or what? > > > DB is correct though. Not sure why you?d sock > puppet you?re own thread but whatever makes you > happy. In fairness he?s not the only sock puppeteer on his own thread, there?s another who?s been doing it like a shagger in a lay-by at night, for some time. They know who they are, time to stop or have the sock pulled off, as it were.

Donald Trump did ok, maybe he?s hoping the same. Dunno? Fcuk weird attempts to airbrush the past, but then politics is a vainglorious affair. The electorate will decide.

Hamletter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seabag Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Actually the Horniman Walrus is THE mascot of > > Brexit > > > > A bloated, roughly sketched ?we meant it to be > > like this? fcuk up of a blubber mound. > > Me thinks your analogy is misplaced. Much more > like the EU. > > 1. Bares its tusks to threaten others. > 2. Totally bloated and overweight ( 39,000 > bureaucrats) > 3. Lots of inertia - cannot move quickly when > required. > 4. Social animal - likes being member of a large > herd. > 5. Multiple layers of blubber ( Commission, > Parliament, Council, COJ etc) > 6. Poor hearing - dissenting voices cannot be > heard. > 7. Poor eyesight - cannot see where it is going ( > hence washes up in Ireland) > 8. No legs, so has to resort to throwing its > weight around to get any movement. > 9. No hands or fingers - so cant get a grip on > things ( vaccine procurement) > 10. Migrates short distance ( like between > Brussels and Strasburg) > 11. Status - endangered due to internal issues and > problems with its extremities (Greece, Hungary > etc) > :) Nope, classic projection Next?

Does it cover Boris? extracurricular activities?

Vaccine wars are hilarious, where Britn Inc is cock-a-hoop at its success, as if this fluke situation were in were a design default of Brexit. ? We knew this would happen? Somehow it reminds me of a You Tube video, where a tramp steps up to play a piano and plays a full recital of Bach. It can?t last, the tramp is a tramp for a reason. *waves plastic Union Jack

In other news, Boris on his ?when in power? spending spree finds ?900k to paint a plane ✈️ https://apple.news/AxhrPhqsxSJq0eWRbdQweVA This fcuking flag obsession is tiresome

Seems Nicola didn?t intentionally mislead parliament So on we go

Actually the Horniman Walrus is THE mascot of Brexit A bloated, roughly sketched ?we meant it to be like this? fcuk up of a blubber mound.

There?s a place just on the way out of Bromley, towards Pole Hill. It?s a sewing shop I pass regularly. Maybe google it

Instagram Website shop Facebook All one circle as it were, I have this. The benefit is you can ?spot? your posts with the products. It?s essentially ?ooo nice, I?ll click that? type convenience for the viewer, and it does work. We?ve got peanut size brain attention span now, so this ?impulse? type advertisement and funnel can work But but but, you got to have ALL your ducks in a row to close the sale Average conversion rate is 1.4%

Sounds like a stitch up

We should be eating horses then, you know the wasted ones from the racing industry that get shot regularly by the track side (with a little curtain around them) I?m sure people would like that, I mean imagine the size of the liver alone. Bet Fred could bring out a range and sell it in their bookies shop in a chiller cabinet. Fred?s Fast Food, fast being the nature of the beast you?re eating. It?ll catch on I?m sure of it. However, ethical Food Gras is possible, but not sure that?s on the menu in this discussion.

Plenty of flag w4nk going on here. ?2.6 million pounds worth of what quite frankly looks like a room designed by Donald Trump. What a great country we?re getting built for us, so glad the experts and elites aren?t running it now, like imagine. https://apple.news/ApKBGox8LT6y-kydwm6-7dw *hums rule Britannia with a comb and that Izal bog paper folded over it

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ???? Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > So. To summarise this thread. > > > > East Dulwich's bleedin heart, liberal, ethical, > > morally snug principles are just skin deep, > right > > on stances as long suspected. They don't even > go > > as deep as their tastebuds. > > some of my finest work With or without toast?

I have a portrait of the Queen in the toilet of my caravan, so when I?m sat on the throne she?s looking on I feel so proud of the country I?ve found myself living in, the thought we?re a sovereign Island, as I pull 3 sheets of pink Andrex over my sphincter. I?m wondering ?what next for the empire?? Obvs I?m humming God Save The Queen

I like it very much and I like this way very much too https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/08/01/487088946/this-spanish-farm-makes-foie-gras-without-force-feeding?t=1616166998860 The rest is virtue signalling wrapped up in silly self built foot shooting Brexit culture war, invoked by a tedious populist wankfest of a government. Getting on and sorting out the real problems of this Brexit farce would be more productive. But then again, that would involve some self reflection.

In an ideal world the Queen would chop Johnson?s head off. I?m sure there?s an ancient law to enact that.