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I usually curtsy, then hide behind my lace handkerchief

Dogkennelhillbilly Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Cheryl Baker at Meat Liquor. Who is she?

I'm suprised that a housing association would boot a bereaved parent out after 4 weeks I'm sympathetic, but 4 weeks. What Housing Association is this?

We're way busy watching other men kick a symbolic pigs bladder for 90 minutes. It's how we get to release our pent up masculinity, and quite possibly the only way we can cry or show ecstatic joy and connect with ourselves. And the pig bladder is often representative of our guilt and deep rooted dislike of the pig spirit in man, so by cheering others that kick it for us, we're liberated momentarily in our minds, thus 'we' collectively kick the bladder of the pig, as much out of a sense of liberation and often fear . The further symbolic joy of setting aside an arena to express this, twice weekly, gives us hope where hope may have been otherwise extinguished. Further, the chanting brings on a higher state of emotional engagement, which often lasts beyond the 90 minutes. And if the conclusion is neutral a further number of minutes are allocated to whip up the spectacle. It incredible to see otherwise meek individuals, spill forth their thoughts, knowing they are in a safe place and will be held aloft, quite possibly. 'The referee's a w4nker' Thus organising anything between these two weekly festivals, might prove distracting .

I'm about to eat a crescent Hmmm....

Removing the word 'French' from many familiar things is making me review my previous levels of excitement. Letters Bread Kissing Man They all seem so dull and ordinary without the F bit in front. God honestly, the future looks bleak. And the thought of not being able to elope with the Au Pair , that'll kill some

The words Carvanette/serviette can finally hit the bin That said, I've revised PMTM to 'Blosblos Vinaigrette'

DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I suspect Brussels Sprouts will be off the menu. > What might they become.. ? > > Foxy Boris Sprouts ?

I've got wind of a 'renaming not remaining' department being set up by No.10 The brief is to rename everyday items and foods we enjoy, with a new 'non-EU' title. The idea is that there will come a time (much like decimalisation) where 'we' will soon forget the old, and the younger generations will adopt the New British version of a much loved item. Sainsbury's have been running a trial already, I saw it last week. Potatoes Gratin advertised on the shelf label, showed "Potato and Cheese Bake" on the new packaging. Terminally dull and horribly off putting. The facts and details are being kept secret thus far, but I'm going to hazard a guess and imagine some of my own. Feel free to add to the list. Penne pasta bolognese, is to become 'Carbohydrate Tubes with minced beef & tomatoes' Coq au Vin moves to 'Cock in Wine' And I hear Parliament are to lobby France to return 'Le Weekend' back to us, in exchange for 'cul-de-sac' In all it's fairly depressing and makes me despise Teressa 'Vinegar Tits' May even more. C'Est la vie!

DovertheRoad Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > teddyboy23 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Most of the people on here! > > Ha. Yes I think I remember the poster (MrBen?) who > said the average forum demographic is a > disgruntled 45 +/- 6 years or something... Can we add a few years, I'm feeling left out.

REDD Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yep sorry people. I was a we bit drunk when i > posted this. Did not mean to cause offence. Its is > a good forum. > > RGDS Don't worry REDD, dry January can often spring a leak.

Well that was nice Where next?

Come on natty On y'bike mate

Who "Bit like an agony Aunt?"

Blethering on about Scotland / Sturgeon

The founder of the Bermondsey Arts Club is to open a new restaurant in London. George Garnier has partnered with wine importer Sylvain Bertheleme to open La Bonne Bouffe in East Dulwich. The authentic French restaurant will have 40-covers and opens at the beginning of February. Source: The CODE Bulletin. London.

pearl1 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Has Toasted changed management? Things look very > different inside.... No, same company, old/new faces. Next?

Garveyplumbing Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No not bob-sorry Classic *Bob* sarcasm there Hey *Bob* ! *waves then cries*

Garveyplumbing Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation? > Discrimination. > > For the record I'm not anti-trump or brexit, in > case anyone wants to lambast me. > I'm on the fence as far as the EDF is concerned. *Bob* is back! Hi *Bob*, you old rascal. I knew it was you.

It's the laminate that's mainly the culprit, it's hard and sound transmitting qualities are noticeable above another room A thick rubber type underlay http://www.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-crumb-rubber-and-felt-underlay/p2501090?sku=235446358&s_kwcid=2dx92700016650035400&tmad=c&tmcampid=2&gclid=CjwKEAiAtefDBRDTnbDnvM735xISJABlvGOv_VYO9UCRBwU7Gn39AgMDRoc_RRw-04dRJ9vNYzlxfBoC2KDw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds#media-overlay_show doesn't cost too much. Carpet over that adds further sound muffling.

steveo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 'I'm not a music bod, but somehow I remembered > that 606 was a Korg' > > Rolands all of them and worth a lot more than I > paid for them > > How I wish I hadn't sold the 303 My memory (past sell by date)

Veggie1 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Aye don't worry I'm not going near anything other > than putting in correct bulbs or looking through > yellow pages! So, how busy have you been since 2007?

He plays some great music

What happens when you switch the light on in the bathroom?

steveo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Two out of three ain't bad Lush > > One synth I'm not a music bod, but somehow I remembered that 606 was a Korg Why oh why did I need to store that in my head since way back when