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brum

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  1. ...did someone call for an ambulance? Apologies for the delay - short-staffed, see.... (*clutches first aid box, expectantly*)
  2. Ah yes, a lovely season to be outdoors....
  3. monica Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Parks are nicer for outdoor naughtiness, streets > are just plain dirty, you have the grass and the > flowers in the parks You're so romantic, Monica.
  4. Thanks Petits Filous. Glad to be back, though not sure about going in Tescos, there seems to be a lot of slip hazards in certain aisles... ;-)
  5. administer
  6. KoolBananas Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > what's going on in the park? I've seemed to have > gotten a little bit lost amongst all this naughty > talk! Naughtiness, KB - that's what! Its a valiant effort by Monica to take the naughtiness off our streets and put it in the park instead.
  7. Gunshot
  8. Shaft
  9. Whatever you do, don't drink neat Vodka before paintballing. Oh. Too late.
  10. brum

    The Irony!

    I believe that actually the Iceland dairy cows are kept in large herds on barren mountain terrain and fed on yellow grass. Whereas Waitrose cows are allowed to roam free and eat the lush green grass in the meadow. You pays your money, you takes your choice!
  11. Zola Budd was right all along. It must be true coz it was on the BBC.
  12. Oh but I was rather hoping to be punished!
  13. ...won't you just slip off?
  14. New research has proved that we walk/run better barefoot than with footwear, because we land on the balls of our feet rather than the heel. With this information to hand (or should that be foot?), I feel we can challenge any establishment that bans barefeet under health & safety regulations.
  15. Ok, I appear to have grabbed the 200 post unfairly by double-posting.... My only excuse is I'm a newbie at the game and just got carried away. I have suitably chastised myself and now await my punishment.
  16. Were you lying in wait, LM? ;-)
  17. beat you! *sticks out tongue to LM*
  18. 200! (I've always wanted to do this!)
  19. monica Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > mmmm Il pm you a picture Ok but it will have to be from the back.... And can you wait till the weather gets a bit warmer?
  20. Who won? Not that I'm too bothered, but anyone who gets a 'phwooarrr' sounds interesting...
  21. I actually quite enjoyed his style of writing, although I may not necessarily agree with some of the observations, I think its refreshing to discover how our locality is viewed by the visitor. Sorry that the text has been removed, but I guess I understand why, given some of the posts....
  22. Fortunately it doesn't happen too often - I think most of them soon get the message.
  23. How very considerate Monica. How will I recognise you, seeing as your facial features will be obscured from view?
  24. Sorry Roll Deep. Why the name, anyway? Two words I've never seen together before.
  25. Yes I see what you mean. This activity tend to need more than one person, otherwise its just plain silly.
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