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Blow pipe?

...love the thought of that. Get that kettle on.

Please! You do like to dangle tempting dishes in front of me don't you?

Apology accepted. Do you go a bit Brazilian? That would be fun!

Yes one should expect nothing else. Now I feel really hungry!

I did wonder why their English isn't so good. It's a good job these messages are not visible to non-believers, don't you think.

No, I find that it never gets to 10 minutes. I don't need to expand on that do I? Besides, it's better dabbed on in small patches, in my view....!

Yes indeed, and so they must remain our little secret, ok?

Chocolate just can't help being damn sexy. Even just talking about it. Mmmm!

Yes but they do do a good job you know. Every other Sunday they do the full body treatment and that can take them several minutes.

Wow thanks I don't mind it melted because I like to lick the wrapper clean anyway.

No, come to think of it. I did ask them once but they just chuckled at me - you know, how they do. Little buggers.

Hmmm, let's see.... a bit of company to keep Mr Lonely away, he's knocking again. I don't mean the type of company that charges for services rendered! No thanks, no way, never never never. Oh go on then.

....And I thought they came because they liked me. They're cheeky too, because I always tip them as well.

You know about them? I thought it was just me....

Damp hair - oh how I remember the days when I had that. Now I can shower and my hair is dry before I reach for my towel.

DM, I know you're not whiter than white, as this message to Mike just this morning shows: 'Mikecg darling. Why don't you consider this an omen darling, and leave the internet alone for a while. You would join some kind of club for like-minded people. Perhaps a drinking club, or take up exercise or get yourself a Wii or a Nintendo and some games. Anything. Please... I will give you my son's computer games. Please lovely man, try something else for a while. We need a break.' This was on a thread started by Mike enquiring about a new ISP for his PC. Sorry but whilst this tone may not be so abusive it could be interpretted as inflammatory, to say the least!

DM, whilst I don't condone that e-mail in any way, I can see that some of your posts today were not conducive to the whiter-than-white tone you're now adopting. People in glass houses, and all that.

Och aye BBW - thanks for the tip. Got to go - I need to beam back Cap'n Kirk from a sticky situation.

I like tartan. Can never find it in DIY shops, though.

As my mind is as pure as snow, I haven't a clue why PinkyB sounds a bit filthy. Alas I don't get your special prize either. Back to the classroom, methinks!

PinkyB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Right, I'm off to post on the "What's Your > favourite colour?" thread. Surely there's a clue to that in your name, eh, Pinky?! And I, for one, hope you don't go.

It goes to show just how far society has moved on in such a short time. I wonder where the next decade will take us??!

IMHO I don't condone messages that can be read as offensive, whether on the open forum or via PM. However, personally I am very sorry to read that mikecg has left. I met him last week for a great night out in ED after he was the only person to take up my open invitation on the forum for a night out. I hope he does come back because in person he is a really nice guy.

Lets hope she doesn't wake up. Or does that just happen in the movies?