Huguenot

Aha Bawdy-nan, one could perceive those to be bullying tactics... In fact there isn't anything libellous on these pages, since the users only refer to actual events: the appearance of a consistent retailer on the victims' transaction records, an exchange with the fuel distributor and the local council, and the destiny of the funds. The only other posts are speculation as to the miscreant, and proposed solutions (both real and comic) should the miscreant be identified... "..if... then..". We're all exccedingly grateful to you for your timely legal advice, but I would urge everyone who is the victim of a crime to seek out the support and advice of their local community. We should of course only do that bearing in mind our responsibilities to the innocent. Remember, all that is needed for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Bawdy Nan if we say nothing then only people who win are the criminals; I'm sure you wouldn't want that?

Black Books?

Beth, full of love :)) but I know that if you break your paragraphs up they'll be easier to read on-line. Try 2 sentences max to a paragraph! OK last one was only 2 sentences. In this case, just the one!

Hmmm, I've ordered several hardbacks there, and received them within a couple of days. I even forgot to pick some books up and they kept them for 3 or 4 weeks. I know they don't order them ad hoc because of storage space, but they will order!

What erm.. how do I do that or something? Is that actually on Flickr? I'll go and have a look.... .... right, I went onto Flickr and dragged them onto a map in I hope the right place. Is that sufficient?

The Dave in all its glory... http://farm1.static.flickr.com/175/407897676_50279448d8.jpg?v=0 http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/407897727_822cdef9f1.jpg?v=0 How's that? Edited for inappropriate apostrophes.

A timewarp? A study? A dislocation? A consumption?

When I already have my very own Bumbalina? Never!

Well I think it's a bit of fun - but I don't think I'd ever get round to creating a profile.

Lol I had, indeed, other commitments (he says haughtily). Next week's the last week of idleness so if you need something after that I don't what you'll do!

Indeedy Karter. As I say, I do go there quite often, and wouldn't want anyone offended! Does he make the chilli also? *curled up in ball laughing* Naughty Huguenot.

I think you've been misled if your old fella's been talking to you.

Green and Blue do paninis?

BTW, was that a real steak offer? Anyone else want to buy me steak? I'm a cheap date.

Ahem, Monica, is that in the lynch mob sense? Or maybe just a Ronnie Kray way? Can I get you a pointy hat?

Oh boll*cks. I'll go now.

Harumph. Karter, I'm a great fan of the Chou and go there quite regularly, but I wouldn't even pretend to my mum that it was haute cuisine. Most of their pasta sauces are from a packet, but that doesn't mean they're bad. One shall wait with much anticipation for the wine bar!

I'm quite keen on a steak out.

Phruph? What pictures?

Bloody lynch mobs with a conscience. You're supposed to burn and destroy indiscriminately.

I don't think Britney Spears is an anagram of Presbyterian. I have word blindness this morning, but there's still too many Ss

Yeah, right. So which of you b@ggers got me drunk then?

Typing must be a challenge for a horse. Do you use speech recognition?

Hah! Now how much is a second class stamp? I'd have cloned your card and claimed provocation!

Women only bars perhaps, because men are loud and crude and push in. Women only parks perhaps, because men do play those big physical ball games. In fact why not special clothing that covers everything but the eyes, so men don't look at them in lewd ways? Does anyone remember that Star Trek: Next Generation episode, you know the one I'm talking about...