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Ted Max

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  1. I don't know who is behind Louisa but whoever you are, you are the best on here by fuckhen miles. Daff murderers (and non-existent signs), posh cheese on toast, the People's Paradise of North Devon, the philosophical impossibility of fresh fish - all masterful stuff. This yummies guff is just a warm-up, isn't it? When are you bringing the good stuff out?
  2. My plan for the day: char, char, char... Then biscuit.
  3. Giggsy's right, Hona. If my researchers find Pixies gig attendance is the leading signifier of refined ED taste, there's not much I can do about it. It would be against my academic training at SOFA (School Of Fannying About) to ignore the data just because Frank's a fat lad. kpc, we've looked at your proposal, and consider that if you had chosen an item from the Cuban culinary tradition to match your mojito, then you might have been presenting in the solid green quadrant. As it is, you remain yellow with green aspiration.
  4. Another banning for the Wolf? What did he do this time?
  5. Good work Brendan. I admire your editorial integrity in leaving the auto-checker worms stet. ????, early research indications are that 6 tins of Stella over-indexes as a sub-cultural indicator. ie Nunhead. Survival would be a half bottle of mid-range Sainsbury's red.
  6. UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH PECKHAM: Dept of Fannying Around, submission for peer review. author: T Max (FRSFA) This paper assumes the existence of, and seeks to describe and plot, an "ascendant ladder" of aesthetic appreciation amongst inhabitants of East Dulwich. Results are displayed using a graphical representation of the hierarchy of taste present within the non-interpenetrated strata of East Dulwich society*. Submissions are welcomed. http://i35.tinypic.com/214wnef.jpg * A control study is in operation in Nunhead
  7. Ted Max

    Rug Talk

    IKEA.
  8. Ted Max

    Rug Talk

    IKEA, obviously.
  9. They should have listened to Sean... http://www.neowin.net/news/main/09/10/12/t-mobile-and-microsoft-danger-sidekick-outage-lost-data
  10. Kathleen Jamie - a short poem about being very tired, but also about that escape back to the familiar we promise ourselves. You don't even have to make the journey, you just have to know there's somewhere like this waiting for you - even if it's only in your imagination. Lochan When all this is over I mean to travel north, by the high drove roads and cart tracks probably in June, with the gentle dog-roses flourishing beside me. I mean to find among the thousands scattered in that land a certain quiet lochan, where water lilies rise like small fat moons, and tied among the reeds, underneath a rowan, a white boat waits.
  11. There were always rumours that they got a very good deal in return for the publicity for Barratt's of having the Thatchers as a client - and that they never really moved in and sold on at a large profit as soon as possible. But I've no idea if that stacks up or not.
  12. Reading the last bit gave me a st***y Too many poppers will do that.
  13. Anyone tried MiFi yet? Basically, you can take your own WiFi around with you, using the mobile network as the backhaul/internet connection.
  14. So, two of the single men on this thread so far are called skidmarks and DirtyBox? Ponders...
  15. I'll be looking out for you on my/our road now Ted! Your [sic]* the chap with the stuffed dog hanging out the window aren't you?! No comment. * Sorry, D_C.
  16. Poor Tipper. Someone should have warned her.
  17. Ireland and Scotland surely share a climate. Yet you Irish are all fiddle de dee and come all ye, and the Scots are only known to smile when they see a dog run over. How to explain it?
  18. there was a ghost (or whatever you want to call it) I want to call it a mouse. Can I do that?
  19. the scottish people I have met who are Presbyterian do tend to be dour But as the Church of Scotland, the mainstream church in Scotland, is Presbyterian, you would be describing an awful lot of people if you were to extend that observation beyond those who you "have met".
  20. Back on topic, didn't Louisa (blessed be her name) once give us some gems about paranormal goings on in Nunhead Cemetery?
  21. (You need to read that in one of those cinema trailer voices, not in my effete dour Scots whine.)
  22. It started with Belle, and ended in hell. The Shafting of Dulwich.
  23. In a very real sense, AnnaJ, DC wants to marry us all.
  24. Have you checked your spirit level?
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