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woofmarkthedog

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  1. Thought Peep show was a bit light & predictable for what it's worth. Also a bit "office-y" in a way, safe comedy in a recession really. W**F
  2. Oh Wolf When's the next gig , i'll pay full price. W**F
  3. Well now I have indigestion thanks Bread balls my arse..... Grr W**F Saved any wine for the sauce ?
  4. *Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My suggestion? > > http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/file.php?2 > 0,file=6500 > > Seeing as I'm in the market for a good old moan > and this seems to be as good a place as any, I > bought my first 'PC' (a laptop) a few weeks ago, > after 15 years of Macs, for non-work pottering. > How bad could it be? > > It was shite! Fresh out of the box - it was > glitchy, annoying - and promptly returned. > > Apple - forgive me, for I have sinned. It won't > happen again. ------------------------------------------------------ Yes, though they will not listen, deafened by endless streams of PC white noise, like ordering fish & chips from a trawler in a storm. Ram, spam, jam ohh......whatever, we're Ok *Bob* leave them now, Noah's waiting to slip the mooring and the rain's getting worse. Bye.........bye bye. W**F
  5. How.
  6. daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Haha woof , now there's a big boy .. ---------------------------------------------------- Now I've gone & spilt brasso everywhere Dazzers W**F
  7. Hmm I think i'll order a chinese instead.
  8. Ok so who needs tucking in ? W**F
  9. Just don't stand at a bus stop in Acre Lane if you are on your own. ( 3/4 times lately I've been approached by Dealers) ----------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah,selling antiques ? W**F
  10. 8 1/2 inches is the answer My missus worked it out in no time. W**F
  11. bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "And The Bird in hand ? Biggerer dickheads for > sure." > > Not dickheads Woof, just G.y.p.o's. ----------------------------------------- See that's what I originally put but lost my nerve ( I know I'm a dickhead ) but it is scaffolder/pikeyville there .
  12. Yes me Dickhead. Is this a come forward and be counted thread ?
  13. bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I actually think that people who drink in the > Woodman are dickheads. There, I've said it. ------------------------------------------------ And The Bird in hand ? Biggerer dickheads for sure.
  14. Hello my name is W**F And I am a "dickhead" Oh sharing feels so much better. What time is beer o'clock today. W**F
  15. *Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Looks like a warm one today. > > Looking forward to a couple in the back garden > with lunch. ------------------------------------------------------- What "Dickheads" we are then or so it seems, though nob-jockeys smoking dope any time of day is OK apparently. How do we keep up with what's Vogue ? W**F
  16. Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ganapati is the nuts. ------------------------- Where is this place ?
  17. You must have perfect teeth then ?
  18. Valium I came back from LA a while back, the guy next to me popped a couple of pills & asked not to be disturbed, then wriggled into a giant fleece sack with an internal drawstring pulled tight over his head and "hibernated" the whole flight back. It was most bizarre as the guy was about 6ft 6 tall. As we landed he came to and popped himself out of his cocoon fresh as a daisy, rolled up his fleece and was away. Seems like the way forward W**F
  19. Sew up their pockets I say. Anyway ask for a discount if you're paying them "cash".
  20. Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Any sign of a big fat reefa on the go? Damn it, I > want to be drinking with my mates with no > responsibilities! :( ------------------------------------------------------- Keef Fatherhood wearing you down then, don't worry it does get easier (after about say 4-5 ish years )I promise. Only then the second one comes and messes up the plan. I think in the end you just give in. W**F
  21. Stella in the morning with a bacon sandwich ? Now that is classy
  22. Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > They were being forced to smoke 30 cigarettes a > day in aid of research. The nearest one on the > left is having a brief respite. -------------------------------------------- What a drag ! W**F
  23. Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Didn't M People win it one year? ----------------------------------------------- Wossa her name from M people Heather Doh dah, sings like she's eating a toffee and got it stuck on her teeth Yuk can't bear her voice.
  24. Check reggie out.............
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