woofmarkthedog

I love Gordon & his weirdness more each day. History will prove him well in the end. Good programme as well. W**F

Get knotted. W**F

What's the Polish version of the Sun Saying ?

annaj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No, for full laughs you have to follow the link > and read the chapter. > It's just too awful. > > Oh and Mockney, ignore mean Sean, that review made > me giggle too. > Nowhere near as good as my favourite ever Guardian > review though. Can't for the life of me remember > who it was a review of, but it was a single > line... "Piss off indie band, go back to smelling > of snails" ________________________________________________________ God I'm hooked I thought as I looked into the Victorian mirror. " What ever did Mandy do next " He slammed the heavy door behind him. "Taxi" as he waved his arm frantically "The Wolseley & fast" "Eh that's posh " said the northern cabbie " Special occasion then ?" " Yes I'm stalking someone ,so just fucking drive you j****e cunt"

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I bet your dad shagged him though. _______________________________________________________ He's been dead 30 odd years but still it could have happened. W**F

Gimme Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "even in Nico's opening post on this thread he > mentions a previous thread he'd started" > Where? I've re-read it twice and no mention of a > previous thread springs out... > > "Ive started a new thread" could imply this if you > saw a previous thread but given that the option > for starting a thread on the menu bar is called > "Start New Thread in this section", every thread > is a new one, whether there was a previous one or > not. > So I must be missing something - which is exactly > what your mail implies - or else, it just isn't > clear at all. > > Clarity, my dear Buggie, clarity! It's all I seek! _____________________________________________________ Gimme a break.............Sheeeeeeeeeez W**F

Foxie I bet your mum made him the odd "dicky bow" though. W**F

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What's wrong with the Capitol in Forest Hill? ------------------------------------------------------- You answered that on the 26th.

Cross dressing is so dangerous nowadays.

Good god I'm getting an I-rection here. Keep talking, my new 3GS is coming soon............yes soooooon. W**F

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am as yet unsure what I'll be doing. Quids, I > have my own 6 pint glass behind the CPT bar! _________________________________________________ Sounds like a giant "Tommy Tippee" cup, does it have two handles Keef ?

I've made a pair into earrings for Mrs W**F She's a cross between Calamity Jane & Ruth Ellis now. W**F

I drive a limousine & boy you should see my co.... W**F

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > aren't all you dads in the CPT this Friday anyway? _____________________________________________________ Yes but please no...... Bugaboos Slings Front harnesses things Off-spring Photo albums Or the likes........... W**F

Keef Wrote: I just > thought your story could have been summed up as > > "Had a bit of a mad one in the Capitol, got p!ssed > up, and did some of the naughty powder. There was > a fight too". _________________________________________________________ Keef This really made me laugh out loud. See you're sounding more like a bona fide "Dad" everyday. I have a mental picture of a pipe smoking flat cap wearer dishing out wurthers originals after "a chat" with the lad ! "Off you go & BEHAVE now" Hands on your lower back, flexing the knees.....Hmmm Nice ! W**F

I think I prefer this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_TeYqvpk-A&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Trip Trap by a mile My 9 year old still has his in his bedroom, seat up higher now. Don't ever see it going, they take up hardly any space either. W**F

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It is the same kind of myth that, if you are a > natural blonde you will be blonde down below . > Just not true. _________________________________________________________ What on your beard ? W**F *Waits for clam joke *

womanofdulwich Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I found one at work today, and was crossing the > room with it on a piece of paper to throw out of > the window and two people shrieked and insisted on > moving before I passed them, they were so scared. > I have never known anyone scared of a ladybird > before. Anyone else scared of them? __________________________________________________________ Night shift on lockdown ward at the Maudsley still ? Poor cow. W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What's with the asterisks, *Tee*? > > No-one's impressed, you know. ___________________________________________________ Yeah, watch your IP *Tee* W**F

No I'm sure it was a seagull wearing sunglasses, though I am on fanatically strong codeine painkillers at the moment. Oh & what a wonderful fluffy world it is too. W**F

I thank god for my penis every day. W**F

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > See if a Thread is called Friday NIght dad's club, > I'm just not going to read it until it's too late > > Charlie is shite, as keef says, but not just > because it's so badly cut AND makes you obnoxious, > but because unlike alcohol, it's manufacture is > predicated entirely on the exploitation of others > and anyone who won't take responsibility for where > their sheeeeet comes from is an idiot > > On top of THAT, I'm sure BBW was allowed to run > rampant again by Admin, on certain provisos. If I > were he, I would play a more cautious game > > If I were Dulwichmum, I would refrain from > engaging with BBW directly given their past > > And yes I know this post makes me sound like a > school prefect all over again - so be it ________________________________________________________ Yes, agree with "Head boy Sean" Now can you make them kneel in total silence and balance books on their heads. W**F * Dreams of being seans fag*

Who's the girl that wears the least clothes ? What a great Ermm......"Dancer" she is. Yes indeedeeee. W**F

Cassius Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > There is a "German" market in Beckenham later > this > > year, saves a trip across the channel & endless > > "Fawlty Towers" pastiches. > > > Funnily enough *of I wanted to go to @#$%& > Beckenham or @#$%& Hyde Park I wouldn't have asked > the @#$%& question. * ? ___________________________________________________________ More sex & less alcohol I find works. I do know of the greatest christmas market in Germany. I lived very close once but I shall now keep it "secret " from you so ,meh. Of/If anyone else wants the info PM me. See you in Beckenham cassius darling. Aufedersein Pet. W**F