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daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > On smooch.com Woof, classy me . ____________________________________ You are my dream "bird" dazzers. W**F

I mean Wigan is a separate country with it's own language an' everything and they got in, so don't see why the "others" cant have a go. Starting in say league 2 and go from there, maybe even an invitational show match or 2 for "charidy" meanwhile. The only area of difficulty maybe that the after match live chat on Sky " Och a weell ya see....Nooooo ehhh I" may need subtitles. Though scouser Jamie Carrick is on enough & that requires the sound up with full concentration but we get through that " ehhhm.. like" OK. Maybe....perhaps it could work. W**F

Where did you find Mr Poo Poo Dazers Not on Lordship lane on a Friday night then ? well maybe actualy ON the Lane laying there passed out on his medications ? Maybe W**F

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There were always rumours that they got a very > good deal in return for the publicity for > Barratt's of having the Thatchers as a client - > and that they never really moved in and sold on at > a large profit as soon as possible. > > But I've no idea if that stacks up or not. _________________________________________________________ I mean Ted As if they would do such a thing & even if she did, she'd have forgotten by now poor old bat that she is.

emc Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So skidmarks and dirtybox where would you go in > East D? Don't worry the girls and I won't be > stalking the two of you specifically, it's a > genuine question..... ------------------------------------------------------------ See now I would worry, it's the oldest trick in the book. You think it's only one on their own but before you know it the place is heaving with them. Ooooo I can smell the air all ready.

Ant Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Now there's posh. ____________________________ She's taken !

"Powder" Do you get a runny nose ?

A soggy Cavalier or a weeping round head. Either way not pleasant. It makes me want to put a tissue to my eye. W**F

Yeah & wash them once a week wether they need it or not.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Buttons Vs Zips.. for men, I believe it all comes > down to Sex. Sex.. and Piss. > > As regards the piss aspect, the zip offers > unbeatable cock access - especially important when > using a public facility, where you don't really > want to be hanging about staring at a > slowly-draining pool of your own urine as a queue > forms behind you (pretending not to be watching as > you fumble as you with buttons like amateur). > > But everyone knows buttons are sexier. Pulling a > zipper down is a risibly Carry-On experience for > both parties - it's no way to get the ball > rolling. But the slow popping of buttons..? > (Perhaps accompanied a stray hand furtively > burrowing into an underwired bra).. now that's > class. --------------------------------------------------------------------- See it takes class & *Bob* has it by the bucket load. Button fly on a good pair of vintage Levis needs breaking in some what & pissing on them actually makes the denim stiffer so much caution needed. More so if you go by the no-wash rule for selvedge demin models. Reading the last bit gave me a st***y & you are right the zip is strictly carry on especially should you choose to go commando . W**F

A simple map I got lost going to the hospital for the birth of my son,I had lived in the area for about 10 years but went all Frank Spencer at the roundabout by The Elephant castle "Ohhh betty......I'm lost" as we drove through the antique market at Bermondsey. Son arrived safe & well though. W**F

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Probably easier to name places which don't have > Wi-Fi. I'll start. Iceland. --------------------------------------------------- Err ok........The....Erm...oh yeah "Upland cafe" but they do have liver & bacon which is nice. Ooo this is a bit like Mornington cresent yes ? W**F

emc wrote; > Just that there seem to be (obviously) loads of > single twenty-somethings flocking to pubs around > here but no-one older? ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry they've all been eaten already ! W**F

Hmmm I just had a written offer on mine at 50k over the value. Should I have said yes then ? Oh flip, hey ho. W**F

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Disappointed this isn't about Brian Setzer, Slim > Jim Phantom and the other one who looked like an > extra from the Sopranos. _________________________________________________________ Lee Rocker ? Honaloochie,what happened to Setzer and the rest. I saw them around 87-89 then again about 10 years ago, Setzer looked like he'd hit the JD a bit to hard. Great band live though. W**F

Domitianus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I hesitate to mention The Green Worm of Lordship > Lane..... -------------------------------------------------------- Noooooooooo *runs off screaming* W**F

I'm with ??????? here BTW I do own a property yes, but I have got lock jaw from yawning so hard on this one. Alan do you have an I-phone ? let us know your killer apps as I could do with a snooze later. Bl**DY HELL W**F

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If they win I?m wearing a black armband for a > week. ____________________________________________________ Naked bar the armband, that is true protest. I will join you. W**F

Nice pussy.

How do you think Buttons feel with zips getting in on the act. I'm careful when I choose either as I've had buttons fly off in protest & zips stubbornly refuse to budge half way up or down. Don't get me started on the poppers and Velcro issue. How do you negotiate this sensitive area with out causing offence ? W**F

God we have so moved on in our pedantic prejustice in Sydenham and you lot need to get down wiv' it. Like I mean we go down the "Indi" shop now & the "Sri" offy Both run by Indians & Sri Lankans respectively. When they dis me they call me OMED ( of mixed european decent ) but I'm cool with it I think! *this could get complicated* W**F

I love not tripping over all "those" blooming elastic bands. W**F

Boys dream of native girls who bring breadfruit, Whatever they are, As bribes to teach them how to execute Sixteen sexual positions on the sand; This makes them join (the boys) the tennis club, Jive at the Mecca, use deodorants, and On Saturdays squire ex-schoolgirls to the pub By private car. Such uncorrected visions end in church Or registrar: A mortgaged semi- with a silver birch; Nippers; the widowed mum; having to scheme With money; illness; age. So absolute Maturity falls, when old men sit and dream Of naked native girls who bring breadfruit Whatever they are.

Now is time to take the gramophone in Davy. "We'll meet again don't know where don't know when..." played 25 times a day at least. Should kick the boss into buying a piffling license. W**F

DOM.....Wrote; 1. If the bus is only half full and there is plenty of standing room in the standing bay half way along the lower deck - DON'T USE IT! Instead stand right beside the rear doors as this will allow you to massively inconvenience EVERYONE attempting to get off the bus. 2. Tactic 1 is particularly effective if there are two of you and you can each stand on opposite sides of the door. If you have large bags that you can set on the floor to cause additional obstruction - all the better. 3. Tactics 1 & 2 are made even more effective if you occupy these positions at least twenty stops before the one you intend to get off at. 4. Add to your stupidity by not learning in any way from people having to push past you every time the bus stops. STAND YOUR GROUND - you know it annoys and, after all, you have paid your fare and are entitled to be an anti-social a***hole! ____________________________________________________________________________________________ So we have met, couldn't hear you as my head phones were up "Loud" W**F