woofmarkthedog

OK I live next door to a violin teacher, I often fantasise ways to pain her students life in equal measure. So take up the violin & the neighbors will hate you properly with out a doubt. I hear Sudoku is fun though.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thank you people, this is all very very helpful. > Personal recommendations are always the best in my > opinion, im copying this and passing it on, you > lovely lot x ______________________________________________________ What Dazie really means is (but is too polite to say.....) "Now back off travel freaks....erhhhh.... information overload"

Yes, ouch I mean no !

No, but I could give you the "low down" on "Liege" Ok start at the black cat coffee factory down by the Meuse ( ohh & that smell ) , from there...... W**F

Hmmm maybe ! but a Quality load of pretentious @#$%& , though after the exhausting experience of reading Cormac McCarthy's "The Road" a tip toe around a David Sedaris is a most delightful mind garden of banality. "Dress your family in corduroy & denim" is better than MTPOD in MHO W**F

Whilst on the enforced sabbatical I read far more David Sedaris than usual This was a near perfect solution, here he reads an extract from one of his books (I'm on my third ) And what with the ******mas lights going on today also very topical Lah lah... W**F Duh, calm down ...

SCSB79 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Not sure if you'd get away with that under a "self > defence" plea??!! Who in their right mind keeps a > hedge strimmer in the bedroom?!?!? She's got a lovely bush now I hear !

Mrs W**F got driven well mad.......walks like John Wayne now. Lucky her ! W**F

Oh....... I got right sweaty there thinkin' I got all "banned innit" for silly spammin the absolutely riveting NHF Other than that ............put it this way, my nose has no bogies left either side & my front garden is ship shape now. OOhhhhh Inhale on that glass pipe.......ahhhhhhhhh swirling clouds of smoooooooke. W**F

Is he banned again The BBW ? Hmmmm W**F

Who is this Mikecg fella ?

cupid_stunt Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > @*Bob* - 'kicked me in the slats' - now that's > made me chortle hard, hehe. > > Oh what will i do with my fingers without this > surreal forum for the next two weeks? > > As for it being a modern world, tis true and i > wouldn't have it any other way. I mean, where > would we be without the Internets and stuff? :) _____________________________________________________ There's always porn mags What ?

I think this should work as a new & subtle I.D AD*LF H*TLER What's your thoughts.....Hmmmmm ? See you "out there"

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Now Woof, we can tell your married/partnered. We > are not teenagers and have you seen those shoes ? ------------------------------------------------------- Ok how about Ice skating No Ok I'll keep thinking.... W**F

dbboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > please, no ten pin bowling _______________________________________ You gotta start at the bottom and work upward surely !

For sure he died as a result of intoxication and it's consequences. Is it better that it was alcohol ? Is it better that it was drugs ? Or is it worse that it was either alone or in combination ? The 33 yr old man's dead whatever caused it so rest easy troops, ohh & apparently in a latest report "Michael Jackson died healthy" W**F

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalooooo W**F *Rolls tongue back up manually*

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can't see the colours unfortunately. > > I only have a green screen Tandy TRS-80 in my > bedsit. __________________________________________________ *Bob* The yellow block at the bottom is underneath the green which it self is under the brick red , topped of by the mustard yellow. Quite pleasing to the eye really. It would make a nice rug design BTW W**F

martell1 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I organised a singles event last September and a > lot of women turned up and hardly any men and > sadly, this is the problem: men are just too lazy > to make an effort to meet women!! ___________________________________________________________ Martell1 Sorry my last post/reply above sounds a bit negative, I think genuinely that single guys are fearful of going to a singles drinks do. After all there is situation where alcohol, conversation & girls all turn up at once. For some this is a dream & a nightmare rolled into one so they back out, even though they kick themselves after. If you do want to organise an "event" then maybe a social activity like 10 pin bowling (Hollywood at Surrey Quays) will work, the less confident can hide a bit by getting into the bowling & the girls can see how the boys handle them selves. The conversation & booze can flow later. It's a bit cheesy I know but good harmless fun. Who knows there may be a few "lucky strikes" ( tishhh booom ) thrown in. W**F

martell1 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I organised a singles event last September and a > lot of women turned up and hardly any men and > sadly, this is the problem: men are just too lazy > to make an effort to meet women!! ___________________________________________________________ No just scared witless , it's a painful paradox but true. W**F

Ladygooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Whoever designed Linda's dress this week needs > shooting! ________________________________________________ B A N G.... Next ?

Take a large sleeping draught & reawaken in 14 days. W**ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Conran shop (& not as expensive as it sounds) Heals Rugs R us.

Oh nice.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ahh, I remeber some of the original Dirtboxes > 1984/5...no jokes plaese folks --------------------------------------------- God I used to go there, Phil Dirtbox up stairs on charring cross rd. Bloody marv.