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The twins, The twins, The twins, The twins Throw stones at The twins, The twins, The twins. Harder , faster, bigger & cracking their little skulls. W**F Simon Cowell had it right " Those two would step on their mothers heads to get on "

iaineasy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bugger cant get the links to work on your website > to the hear us page its says the certificate is > wrong so I cant hearthe tunes keef. ________________________________________________________ Which might be a benefit actually. I said might BTW

> I've had a tellyfest today and been pissed off twice by lazy anachronisms: in Merlin - Doberman Pinschers being used as tracking dogs < _______________________________________________________________________________________ They could have been Manchester terriers ( big ones maybe I give you but.. ) possibly.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I saw the first installment last night. I was > intrigued and will follow it further. ____________________________________________________________ What Wolfie really meant was......... I was so whacked on Stella & skunk that the one eye that was open could hardly see the telly. I will try again next week. W**F

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "The Mail's journalists were snouting around > Dulwich Park yesterday tring to find the person > whose car was hit." > > I was in Dulwich park flying my remote control > helicopter yesterday and the bloke in the icecream > van said he'd had Mail hacks poking their nose > about. __________________________________________________________ STOP PRESS.... MAIL HACKS WACKED At around 2 pm on saturday a cross bow killer silently shot two reporters stone dead in leafy Dulwich park, the police are looking for the killer described as Tall & furry with a pointed snout. ......"he is armed with a helicopter and must not be approached" said Chief inspector Pratt of the Yard.

DAVY Leave Ol' Greeny alone, anyone giving Man U a bit of stick is fine by me. Anyway Watts you're the toss*** who runs about the manor half naked trying to get a tan & pull "birds" wherever you can. Talk about pots & kettles . W**F

PR. Mrs W**F runs a mail order b.ness.she send stuff all over the world, she could help I'm sure. PM me W**F

I'll be wearing fur (as usual) W**F

Peruvian or Bolivian ?

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ED is definitely the place for mums of all levels > of experience! but do be prepared for posts on > the forum which may label you as a 'yummy mummy' > 'living off your husband's credit card', 'shoving > people out of the way with your Bugaboo', 'yacking > too loudly in coffee shops', 'breastfeeding in > public - urgh!', 'changing your baby's nappy in > public' and other such understanding and > intelligent comments. _____________________________________________________________ Welcome Cath. It's a good place to be with children , I agree with what Moos said but just ignore the sanitised & soulless brigade, I'm sure they were babies once themselves, though I wonder. A subtle nudge with a buggy is "fun" at times. Good luck to you anyway. W**F

Keef Ok I'm throwing my cards in too. 2 boys 9 & 5 I'm a very hands on "Dad" changed career to be around them as much as possible. I love it & it gets better as time goes on. We were the first of our social group to have children so I know how you feel. Once they start school though it really changes again. Flexible with time & location though I do live near you. W**F

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > One of my sisters was a biter and he had a go at > me, the next time he tried I just pushed my > clenched fist into his > > mouth, which he did not like and never attempted > to bite me again, > > but he carried on biting other unsuspecting > victims. > > He should've been thrashed wi''in an inch of his > life, and sent to bed wi' out any tea. That'd > teach 'em. ______________________________________________________ What correctional facility do you reside is SteveT ?

puzzled God you are a soulless ar*e aren't you. Anyway you were probably picking your nose & eating it when no one was looking. W**F

bonniebird Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I love True Blood and Medium and enjoyed the first > episode of Flashforward :)) I also am/was an Angel > fan:)) ______________________________________________________ My god there are now three of us, lets start a Fanzine. W**F

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Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So anyway, what do ugly working class mums use to > get the kids around? ________________________________________________________ Our taxes .

Were the eggs organic or just free range ? It's always been dodgy in Camberwell, i lived there for years......Very lively.. Hmmm W**F

thexwinglessxbird Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Too right. Fed up of having my feet run over by > people with buggies. > Why does nobody ever say excuse me & just expect > you to jump out of their path? ____________________________________________________ What & ruin our FUN ? W**F

njc97 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > http://gatsome.com/images/obvious_troll.jpg Is it the one in the pink dress ( 2nd left & down a bit....that one .....there...there ....oh sod i see her anyway) You lot are brill W**F

jobdone Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Would anyone agree that it would be a great idea > to have a couple of hours a day,(regulated),buggy > free in lordship lane!Just imagine being able to > walk freely along the pavement,go in to the shops > without a buggy jam!Any buggy pusher flouting the > 2 hour period would have thier buggy > confiscated,(on the first offence),then, if they > buy another one,a more severe punishment!What d'ya > think? _______________________________________________________ Ohh Blowjobdone Great idea, can we all take Heroin then instead. W**F

Windom Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Further this current obsession with debt is > largely bollocks, > a) other nations manage quite well with higher > levels as a percentage of GDP, > b) quite some of it was run up purchasing banks at > rock bottom prices which will in time be sold off, > > c) a lot of the allocated spending is on the > puchase, or underwriting, of distressed assets > which at the end of the day will have some > residual value. > > This 'cut the debt' hysteria is the Tories wet > dream __________________________________________________ Look at what is riding high on the stockmarket, Financials , banks like Lloyds are well up & debts are being converted.

Don't retune ITV NOW a "Loose Women" is on. Unless you are looking to slit your throat ! W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alas, the Golden Goose of late-night blanket music > has yet to nest chez *Bob*. > > So - until my luck changes - I'm as outraged as > you, Ted. ---------------------------------------------------- But you DO hum along ? W**F

Really , I will break my own (flimsy ) rules & look ( looking is different from actually "watching" ) W**F

I highly, highly, really do, hand on heart recommend Medium tonight on BBC2 WHAT ? W**F Come on Mic Mac you like it now too !