woofmarkthedog

Stick you two fingers up at him as he leaves, then God save the queen on "Izal" bog paper over a comb. Never will he forget you ( or ring you or call you or write you ) W**F

And some..........

The other a "buy 2" store, yes buy 2 items together and pay only 49.5 P each* Now that's commerce. *To qualify for this amazing sale price 2, yes 2 items priced 49.5 pence must be purchased together, have we all ready said that?*

Oh, like "Snow White" slept for a hundred years yes , so why were her unused teeth not grown down past her chin ? & 100 years surely not, but I see your point. As you were Ted .....and ?

OOhh what a flap he's causing again that BBW. More power to him. Noses out of joint too.

Due to the climatic & atmospheric pressures related to the seasonal change, would not the ball that was taught in Summer now have slackened somewhat, no ?

When does the actual execution take place ? I know it's at the O2 Arena, that of course goes with out saying. ( SteveT has front row tickets for both nights ) Also there will be a collectors item limited edition "Gary on the Gallows" DVD & Blu-Ray, but I'm sure it will be on U-Tube just like that last great event in world entertainment justice "Lets hang Sadam" was. W**F

I have seen/met *Brad* They are one of the same I can confirm. W**F *Both chins were nice BTW*

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Next.. my chin __________________________________________________ Which one ?

Sandperson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry, I think it's going to be a 99p shop. _____________________________________________________ No, what with the rising cost of inflation it's gone back up to ?1.00 sadly

Or a De'Pratts guide ?

I hope they go for a "Crafted decayed look" out front with one of the sign letters hanging down out of sync with the rest, maybe even remove & alter one each season A kind of bonkers Cherner living instalation

Unlike on here then ?

Oh yes , a vultures nest We don't have that or a maggot farm, do we ? Seriously we are fairly well off here, lets not get too spoilt. We'd never leave the manor.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are you sure it wasn't Timothy Spall? I've seen > him in there. -------------------------------------------------------- I had lunch with him ( Timothy) yesterday in Pizza Express in the village ( that we sat at different tables is no matter ) Mind he seemed very interested in Mr & Mrs W**F's terse & florid words he did, so if you see him in a Mike Leigh production playing an angry man with "Capriciosa"hanging out of his foaming mouth whilst making his point, it's me he's trying to be. Just remember that. W**F

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A decent "Mens" clothes shop, not an ED mens bit in a bl**dy daft annoying gift shop "You look nice in that dear" silly stuff that marks you out as some prat whose wife chooses or helps with clothes,in the sale or the new born baby puke will wash of ok, just not good enough . You know a shop that sells "The clothes you really want to buy" the ones you stalk for a few weeks, go in and touch pretending you are just "Looking" at clothes, then go home and fantasize about crotch rivets, selve edges, real indigo dye and stuff like men/boys do, can we have one of those please ? I'd like that W**F

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Applespider Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do you know your neighbours well enough to show up > on their doorstep in a bathrobe? > > Not convinced on the shampoo front - since not > sure it will last through the cycle. You could > try grating some normal soap and adding some > bicarbonate of soda to freshen the smell more. ---------------------------------------------------------- Whilst treading the items in a wooden barrel in the garden ?

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We as a society decided that the death penalty was > wrong and dropped it off the statute > book............ > Wrote woofmarkthedog. > > It was voted by MP's, not voted by the populace, > because when one of the national dailies held a > poll via their readership more than 70% were in > favour of keeping the death penalty. ____________________________________________________________________ Much as we like to think otherwise MP's are part of the collective we What national daily exactly The Mail, The Express, the Daily Star ? they are all National & all Daily so please enlighten Oh yes, lets modernise society & wheel out "ol' sparky" FFS here we go (again) kill the lot, that will sort it all out W**F

Somehow, I have a mental picture of ???? with his hair slicked back like "Alan B'stard" walking up and down with his thumbs in his waist coat pockets, feet at ten to two !

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Technical problems > Paying for server space > Messages to Admins > Attacks by Trolls > Reported posts > Libel threats from businesses > Police intervention I think before > Personal threats > > I think Admin put a list up before he went on > holiday, there's probably more ________________________________________________________ Sock darning Pumpkin carving Chin rubbing Head scratching Puffing out cheeks Leaning back on swivel chair All these were left of the list however, there may have been "biro chewing" but I cant be sure ! W**F Oh I forgot " Nose picking "

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well you know how it switchblades, B, sometimes a > cat has to get tufty. ______________________________________________________ Exactly how many packets of "Rowntree's Randoms" have you had H ? W**F

Who are the 54% & what was the sample, were you asked ? Only 61.36% of the adult population voted in the last general election.Local elections only about 30% On 20 May 1998, a free vote during a debate on the Human Rights Bill, MP?s decided by 294 to 136, a 158 majority, to adopt provisions of the European Convention on Human Rights outlawing capital punishment for murder except "in times of war or imminent threat of war." The Bill incorporates the European Convention on Human Rights into British law. The above speaks volumes. W**F

I was there, met a couple of others, nice guys but need more of a "show" Please though not another quiz nite. W**F