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Quality stuff Louisa, lets give Monica a festive wedgie when we see her.

Quality stuff Louisa, lets give Monica a festive wedgie when we see her.

She's a looker that cleaning one, you know the ol' blondie bird I bet her toes are massive, more like herdsmen's thumbs

She's a looker that cleaning one, you know the ol' blondie bird I bet her toes are massive, more like herdsmen's thumbs

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > MrBen thinks I?m camp. > > I don?t come across as camp, do I? ------------------------------------------- No Brenda love, now shut that door there 'eck of a draught going up my hose W**F

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > MrBen thinks I?m camp. > > I don?t come across as camp, do I? ------------------------------------------- No Brenda love, now shut that door there 'eck of a draught going up my hose W**F

Try P.Nurse & A.Nurse http://www.myspace.com/puddlesofskypress I mean what kind of mother would do that, what a gal I'd like to meet her. W**F

Try P.Nurse & A.Nurse http://www.myspace.com/puddlesofskypress I mean what kind of mother would do that, what a gal I'd like to meet her. W**F

Wayne Kerr is from Littlehampton but you knew that, eh love ! http://www.waynekerrtest.com/

Wayne Kerr is from Littlehampton but you knew that, eh love ! http://www.waynekerrtest.com/

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Stop bleating on about carols > > Ooh, While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks At > Night. Knew there was one that was on the tip of > my tongue. > Shears WMTD. ______________________________________________________ Bah humbug to you all & I hope your Christmas tree lights....actually my dear god I used to be the Santa at my kids school ( i forgot that till just now ) Ohh, Ho ho ho Merry ....Merry Christmas to you all....! What was I thinking ...Oh me oh my W**F

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Stop bleating on about carols > > Ooh, While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks At > Night. Knew there was one that was on the tip of > my tongue. > Shears WMTD. ______________________________________________________ Bah humbug to you all & I hope your Christmas tree lights....actually my dear god I used to be the Santa at my kids school ( i forgot that till just now ) Ohh, Ho ho ho Merry ....Merry Christmas to you all....! What was I thinking ...Oh me oh my W**F

ruffers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Something about this in Freakonomics although I > can't remember what. > > Hope that helps :-$ _________________________________________________ Yes there is I tried not to copy & paste it, I mean look what happened to Raj Persaud Try to remember My sister had a hairdresser in Crawley called Roland Butter, I kid you not W**F

ruffers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Something about this in Freakonomics although I > can't remember what. > > Hope that helps :-$ _________________________________________________ Yes there is I tried not to copy & paste it, I mean look what happened to Raj Persaud Try to remember My sister had a hairdresser in Crawley called Roland Butter, I kid you not W**F

Oh organised chaos then, how last year Much more outr? to get Tracey Emin there with her t*ts out. A couple of revolution songs on a Kazzoo should kick things of nicely

Bew-tiful

I think Franklins sell the same " Roscoff " onions Nice, very nice

I did try to get Mrs W**F to agree to our youngest being named "Ike " She was having none of it ( lucky Samuel I say now ) W**F

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > >Quote:Mind you Ireland would have gone out sooner > rather than later > > >W**F > > > Woof wOOF - I'll bite. > And in '86, Argentina were the better team, so it > was ok for Maradona to cheat, as it helped get the > better team through. And lets face it England were > never going to win it. > > It would be nice to have the chance of winning it > though (and an excuse for a holiday/lots more > nights in the Castle). > > I know you are only having a bt of fun btw, but > when Ladygooner made a similar point yesterday, > about playoff teams not having a chance of winning > it, I think she meant it. ------------------------ Tee hee yeah she's a right ol'boot, I know she meant it

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Quick before they take it down. > > Terry Henry (contains strong language) > > (This forum is not responsible for the content of > external internet sites - The Administrator) __________________________________________________________ Oh that is funny, in fact priceless.

What's in a name ? Kai Rooney for example ,is it me or does it jar when run by your ears, no doubt he's a sweet little baby but what possesses people when it comes to names ? The woman down the road from me is called Terrie-lee Her children are called; Alfie Shanie Tillie Mollie Harvey ( pronounced 'arvey ) usually followed by "get 'ere you little bart'" You would think that someone would run the names by a friend or husband/lover to see how they scan, but no not here. Each name when shouted at full tilt is capable of setting a car alarm off, when done together it rattles the roof tiles however , perversely I listen out for it as I do secretly enjoy it Conversely, a lady at my sons gymnastic club has an energetic & unruly child aged about 4. This little darling is called William. Mummy is classic pure bread bonkers english posh , her voice is not unlike Cybil in Fawlty towers when she barks "Basil" at Mr Fawlty. Now that voice is combined with a pitch that could sharpen knives, with a clipped delivery that seems to have dissected all the vowels out of "William" so it now comes out as "WLLM" Boy do I like that, yes sir I could listen to him being called again and again, again and again, again and again every week & what a fun filled hour that it is. I had considered having my ears syringed sometime soon but now i think I'll wait a while Oh and incase this sounds a bit snooty I chose my children's names in a really simple but practical way, I took Mrs W**F to the park and shouted the various choices like you would calling your dogs,. Tom & Sam worked best, easy & neat when followed by a whistle Good boys W**F

Oh Henry, he was such a great player at Arsenal. Now look at the fallen hero, has he lost all credibility now, it's a shameful state of affairs Mind you Ireland would have gone out sooner rather than later W**F ( *kevlar helmet on, body armor, check* )

Oh Henry, he was such a great player at Arsenal. Now look at the fallen hero, has he lost all credibility now, it's a shameful state of affairs Mind you Ireland would have gone out sooner rather than later W**F ( *kevlar helmet on, check* )

Stop bleating on about carols Traditionally they are not MEANT to be sung until CHRISTMAS DAY TODAY IS THE 20TH OF NOVEMBER Oh please, I bet you un-wrap a lil' pressie on Christmas eve "Cos i just can't wait" don't you Monica, hmm "speak up" yes you girl, you....... STFU W**F *Ooooo I'm so bl**dy angry this morning*

I like milkshake Does that count W**F * Er.. I don't actually*