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daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Just watched it with the sound off. I didnt miss a > thing . Thank god that irritating one went ____________________________________________________ One ?

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lummy - someone's got to drop you off something > better to read than your cooking boxes! _____________________________________________ No stick with it & sweat it out HAL In the morning there's always the "Cereal Packets" to read and dissect Wheat-a Bix . Contains 100% real wheat Go on, you can't wait ? W**F

How do you iron a tie ? Thin to thick end ? Or Thick to thin end ? Steamed or dry heat ? See, mine dipped into the rice whilst cooking, so a quick hand job on it & it's back to it's old self ( bar a stiff Ironing) Any ideas gratefully received W**F * collapses onto the sofa after the "rice inquest"

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can never understand a word you write :-S _____________________________________________ OK HOW IS YOUR RICE COOKING GOING THEN "JIMMY" ? Is that plain enough ? Oh my advice is ( well Heston Blumentals really...) measure out the desired amount, like a hand full per person Put this to one side take a large vessel and one by one count the grains out, now you will get to say 340-5 grains each Ok now take 340-5 small pans & fill 3/4 full with hot salted water, bring to the boil Now the easy bit, add a grain to each boiling pan and cook for 10 mins & 30 seconds Drain each grain into individual mini colanders, this lets the steam finish the grain "To perfection" Now place each ( did I mention each grain is massaged with duck fat...No..? well it is ) duck greased grain on the plate Serve with a "hot air" curry Garnish with chewing gum "HMMMmmmmm Delicious" It works, really it does ( let me know how you got on ) W**F

>Re: Sticky rice new Posted by: Declan Today, 09:31PM Woof, perhaps you could have put this post in your Top Tips thread which you have sadly neglected of late. It had potential< ___________________________________________________________________________ Declan Top Tip W**F

Bonachem Mega Acrylic industrial floor varnish, no smell, 2 hrs between coats , matt, eggshell or gloss. Goes on with a paint pad Next ?

Rice Krispies Are a real alternative to stodgy over boiled rice specially with a crappy Boxing day "Turkey & Raisin left-overs curry" with all the side nasties that only mothers/in-laws can concoct, featuring Banana, chopped tomato's, mandarins from a tin & the all repeating cucumber Remember the "How to" key ingredient that'd been stuck in their cupboard for years Yes Ma' "Don't fry the Sharwoods" that would take away that powdery taste & texture you'd waited all year for Hmmm Hmmmmm Ant & Dec & some Gaviscon "T.V times dear ?" ZZZZZZzzzzz W**F

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Floors. I shall say no more. ________________________________________________________ Floors...schmoors ,has the decision been made ? Well at least it's only upward from there W**F

Queen of Dulwich Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Excuse me! I beg to differ. > > Homeopathy does work! I bet you have never and > will never try it - that's ok. But I have...with > astounding results. And to wind you up even > further - I was given a homeopathic remedy in a > very high potency (LM) which not many homeopaths > work with anyway. It took him a week of checking > the homeopathic "bible" before he send me the > remedy and it was a 100% success. Not only did > the symptoms clear up completely, they didn't > return either :) > > However, it requires a very experienced practioner > and that's where the problem starts - you can do a > three year training course and still not know more > than the mum who wants to treat her daughters' > cold and looks up the remedies on the internet. > > To find an experienced homeopath is very rare. > > And to those of you who say it's all in the mind: > A homeopathic remedy is cheaper than anything the > conventional medical establishment has to offer. > So even if it is a placebo (and we will never know > for sure) I'd rather take that. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- They all say that... Ohh I even feel better just writing this W**F *lets off huge amount of "rear air" ...."yes they said this would happen..... Parp.....nothing to worry about it's completely natural ".. Parpppppppppppp oh deary me !

flapjackdavey Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > It's Nails down a chalk board > > > > Like Terry & June with George & Mildred on acid > > > > It drives me @#$%& mad it really does & Rob > Brydon > > can @#$%& off. I'm tired of his silly bl*ody > face > > > > > > W**F > > > havnt seen it .... though i was going to watch it > , if i had been in this evening .. sounds > excellent ! > > It drives me @#$%& mad it really does & Rob > Brydon > > can @#$%& off. I'm tired of his silly bl*ody > face > > as for WFMTD statement above ... I feel the same > way about Peep Shoe , I think David Mitchell is > the most smuggest prick , and I want to kick the > set in when ever he's on ... for instance , QI was > on the other night and I would have watched it of > he wasnt on , I couldnt bear to look at his smug > face and listen to his stupid smug voice , so I > turned over .... i realize Rob Brydon probably > makes WMTD react in a similar way .... -------------------------------------------------------- FJD Only you can feel my pain & I did watch Q"smug pratt"I the other night. It had knob jockeys Brydon & Dave Mitchell on What do you call a group of smug pratts, a "Prattle" maybe ? Tonight on BBC2 "Stephen Fry with QI and his fellow prattles Rob Rydon David Mitchell.....&.." Yes, that rings about right. W**F *gets on with kicking the T.V practice.....*

Muley Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ma Na Ma Na > > Do-Do Do Doo Doo > > Ma Na Ma Na > > Do-Do Do Dooooo... ------------------------------------ That's the spirit. All together now.. Robin hood....Robin hood....ROBIN HOOD.... TRA LA LAAAA... I thank you W**F * what a bracing rendition on this "Jack Frost" of a day*

Ahh hhhaaa haaaa Tra laa la laaaaa Robin hood.......ROBIN HOOD I can't hear you "la laa laa llaaa" W**F This is soooo juvenile ....ahh haaa *fingers is ears now*

huncamunca Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > localgirlwithdreads Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > ???? Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Personally I think Higher Education should be > a > > > privelige not a right. It's been devalued. > > > > > > Yes this is true. Most of the youngsters > > graduating from university nowadays are > extremely > > thick. > > incorrect ______________________ Snorky ?

.....Riding through the Glen.. Now hopefully that tune will stay in your heads whilst you try to sleep tonight bl*ody G & S, really W**F

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If only "Di" was still with us.....Hmmm W**F

See ???? me & you, chalk & che$$e

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Smithy doing his Nutty Boy dance, what is their > not to like? _________________________________________________ It's the "Smithy doing his Nutty Boy dance" bit really Other than that I "feel the love" but that's reflective in my contempt for this "show" Really I want to be part of the joy gang I do ( I do ? see now I'm doing it....fuck ) But on this one, I just can't W**F * puts on "Smiths" tape *

Wonderland: The trouble with Mother ? http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00p6069 Oh where to start however, he we go... Now this is more like it , a wonderfully dysfunctional bit of Englishness, fully f****d up "eccentrics" utterly obsessed by Wagner but can't pay a basic household bill . Someone who lives on the stairs, as if that's fine & is consumed by avalanches of "ones" past, in the form of photo's , mail & general crap all accumulated by a beguiling but cantankerous "mother" There's love & contempt in equal measure. Though God if it were my mother I'd have drown her. Actually I don't need any excuse to do that, all I can say is "lucky you changed your locks ma" or you'd be long gone Frederick (Tigger) seems "possible" until the french girl comes over & somehow he manages to impress her with a visit to "mothers" home God what possess him to do that ? to describe the place as a tip misses the point. It is a repository of the past, a random scatter of history, junk , ideas & stuff that falls through the mail box. Though I can't help but admire his spirit & "mother' well there's some kind of love there I am going to watch it again, as I'm sure there's ( large ) bits i've missed somewhere W**F

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's class. Miles above much else at the mo _________________________________________________________ ???? Oh lorks , there isn't anything else at the mo

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Murray has been dumped for spending too much time > on this: > > http://www.myps3.com.au/img/news/COD--Modern-Warfa > re-2-gets-dated-1.jpg > > And not enough time on this: > > http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/images/09/08/kim-s > ears.jpg _______________________________________________________ You may be aware of my contempt for "Games & gamers" but I can smell her "farty " breath from here No love lost then with his "professional GF" Grr W**F

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It's Nails down a chalk board Like Terry & June with George & Mildred on acid It drives me fucking mad it really does & Rob Brydon can fuck off. I'm tired of his silly bl*ody face I am prepared for the brickbats ....Go on throw them , you'll be doing me a favour & by the time I come to "It" should be over God give this atheist strength W**F

I want to support this, the "funky Mexican cushions" are fantastic. Selling at ?18.00 odd quid, these are great pieces with "skull" motifs and colour ways to subtly catch the eye. I should know, very Elle deco...very good style & variety Buy now, they will be well admired. A good investment I think W**F

Gawd, I read this as "split personality" & I was going to propose Tiger Woods But then again....... W**F