woofmarkthedog

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Oh behave... > > > hello (*grins*) > > (feel like being silly) __________________________________ Of course I do but I also have my sharp teeth in today........sooooo proceed

Oh please this stinks, the reason people get a wedding gift list together is to make life seem sooooo stress free, but for who exactly? them, not you ! Well fcuk them or whoever for being so saucy, they ( the silly bloo*y cousin & co who you see once a year ) have invited YOU . So go buy what you want for ever much you fancy spending. Sadly most people lack a grain of imagination and others can't be sh1td to make an effort , so yes a "John Lewis gift list" suits them fine, some people don't care but you do , don't you ? For christ sake it's not either take heroin OR stay in and watch the Bill for ever, all your life,is it? So with that in mind come this way, http://www.davidmellordesign.com/ourShops.php I take it you live within striking range of Sloane square ? Well many of the other guests may not, use this to your advantage Buy one very neat, smart & different item (keep the receipt) take it to the reception yourself & think " Up yours " all the while If they hate it they're plebs & you're best of out of it, but if they love it...well it will speak volumes Harsh I know but it saves so much wasted effort later in life Really it does.... W**F

Oh behave...

50. Bricklayers arms 7 The flying Dutchman 8. The Mitre Crown & Anchor Ermmm

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > brum, i think i had that one the year before last > . I flung it back in the cupboard after christmas > and it never worked again. Thats the thing isn't > it , storing the effing things properly . _________________________________________________ Dazzers "Did you know ?" That the company that first pioneered the artificial Christmas tree also made "bog brushes" So does the lavatory connection beckon you again ? W**F * I have just arrived in Iceland & taken a flight north to the mountains, It's very christmasy here, every house is lit outside...........ahhh bless*

Old man time has missed the boat Yes indeede W**F

Don't bother with faddy diets, just contract "Gastric flu" it's free & the pounds just fall away When you've finished pass it on to someone else W**F

Our tree "Fairy" is a customised Barbie, she's called the "tree bitch" & has a Marlboro lite as a wand She's an essential part of Christmas here at W**F Mansions & we let the kids dress the tree which produces some eye popping looks W**F

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm drinking my way to oblivion - Lidl are so > annoying, sometimes their wine is amazing, > sometimes (as tonight, bronze award winning > Dornfelder - Germans must have low standards) > shite. ___________________________________________________ German wine with a bronze medal Nice!

tommy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > for best results use your hand to check water is > boiled ------------------------------------------------- Tommy Your facetious comments on this a serious subject are reckless & dangerous in the extreme. I tried it & my hand has "puffed" right up What you didn't clarify in your method was whether this "puffed up hand" meant the water was "done" or not, so I will have to test all over again using the other one Please let me know, though I am preparing a foot as a back up W**F

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Another go tonight. Bought a griddle, ?20. Made > all difference. M&S Rump. Spot on! ---------------------------------------------- Yeah a griddle does tastes delicious, chuck the steak away I say W**F W**F

No, but I have tried however, it's a bit advanced don't you think ? I am just about mastering toast "Oh my god....FIRE......FIRE...." W**F *Sh*t back to basics again*

Oh this is sooooo much harder than I first thought I have just thrown the third lot out, as I burnt it ( again ) OK THIS TIME I WILL SUCCEED ( Lid on & mid-wife on her way ) What with the X-FACTOR FINAL & "the ultimate boiling water recipe" this is a BIG, BIG night Oooo my w**ly is tingling already.... W**F

Oh only half a pound ...? Now I know where I went wrong

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Morrisons: > 1kg carrots - 30p > Large swede - 30p Is there a "winning recipe" to go with these ingredients W**F

DWH is in all aspects now utterly "shyte" Next question please ? W**F

How do you do it ? I use a copper pan, take it to the tap, fill it up. I then empty a magazine of an AK-47 indiscriminately out the window & into the passing traffic I then put the pan on the gas flame ( do I add salt ? ) to cook When really thick and tasty I add the other vital ingredients, like steam & bubbles W**F

I think this is it.. Hove County Anrtrim St John's Wood Wormley Godalming Crawley Luxemburg Germany Embourg ( Belguim ) Lyminster East Preston Worthing x 3 Arundel Angmering x2 Durrington Camberwell Clapham EastDulwich Gypsy Hill Sydenham......... I do anticipate staying here.......maybe W**F

Grilled is my fav

The "great rice debate" rages on... **

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is it 'seeing the bank manager' time again, Woof? _______________________________________________________ Oh no *Bobby* No, I only wear the tie & nothing else, so I like "it" to be neat & tidy Specially as it is the focus of most people's attention I do notice peoples comments, here's a few from people queued at the theatre in Shaftesbury Avenue on Saturday night. "Just look at the tie Honey....Keep looking at the Tie" Also, An American couple admiring the Tie "My godddd ...the man's only wearing a tie" "Really,.... I hadn't got that far...Yet " said his wife slowly Which was nice, made me swell right up with pride. W**F

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If for any reason you need a warm compress try > putting uncooked rice in a sock and warming up in > the microwave. It works a treat and can be used > again and again. _________________________________________________________ Jimmers Do you have a "Rice supply" business ? Or just a wee obsession with it **

With said rice in or out ?

No, this is pure un-adulterated "Acrylic" ( with other man made fibres ) **

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Outnumbered is sublime. > > Gavin and Stacey makes my ears bleed and my head > hurt. Alison Steadman overacts. I detest James > Corden. Larry Lamb should just stay in > Eastenders. It's like the James Nesbitt effect, > they're in too many places. Although I doubt many > people could beat his ability to be so > overexposed. ---------------------------------------- Cate Will you marry ( be my forum wife ) me ? We have sooooo much in common W**F