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Les coulis de chien nes pas W**F

Oh yeah my mate Dave Him y'know "Telly Dave" ------------------------------- I do like Tindy "Mum open that window " Dad shouting " Cup of d'tea" Oh and Dad doing sit ups then having that massive salad, I cried laughing. W**F

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emc Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > One of my friends series produced/directed it - > it's his voice you hear asking the questions! Am v > proud of him. _____________________________________________________________ Emc any friend of yours is a friend of "ours" Yes I am very proud of him ( wossis name ) doo dah, thingy majig W**F

Yeah, I hear he has a huge hole in his "Ego" Poor man W**F

Declan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bow wow........I need a Top Tip please. How do you > return wine glasses or any others for that matter, > back to their original state after they have been > marked by too much cleaning in the dishwasher? _______________________________________________________________ Declan This will do it http://www.finishdishwashing.com/product-glass-magic-performance-booster.php Next, please form an orderly line will you *Ting* W**F

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Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Am having a strongbow now, then back to the > grolsch. Have to mix it up on a mental Friday > night like this! _____________________________________________________ Start sniffin AJAX an' you're in trouble Give in Keef ,the Ol' life's gone, so embrace the future W**F

The pipe ?

Sharon_H Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 21) Going on the wagon _______________________________________ No, a little tender at first but

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mark Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > 2) starting a thread and hoping that people > will > > follow on the format > ------------------------------------------ > > > Ohhh slag _______________________________ Sorry Ohhh slag that you are BUT

Mark Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 2) starting a thread and hoping that people will > follow on the format ------------------------------------------ Ohhh slag

Keef This is you for soon , yes ? http://www.amazon.com/Airsoft-Safety-Mask-Removeable-Visor/dp/B001QQG24A W**F

Eliza.D Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A slight variation on the thread but if you want > to find your porn name. Take the name of your > first pet and your mothers maiden name. Mine is > Candy Braithwaite. ______________________________________________________ I think I've seen your...Ermm... "work"

"Top Tip" TM If your favorite Non-Stick pan starts sticking from years of use.... Take a raw potato cut in half & while the pan is cool rub the base inside with cut face of the spud Daa Daaa.... the pan is Non-Sticko again, repeat as nessasary W**F "Top Tip"TM is a registerd trade mark of W**FEnterprisesInc All rights reserved 2009

Keef Sorry to hear it. I believe it is a criminal act, shame you didn't call into the police station on your way home In future carry a Jif squeezy lemon in your pocket for such occasions , gets the eyes watering nicely Aw who'd hug a hoodie ehh ?

W**FS Top Tip This is by far the best paint ever, when I was in the trade as a shop fitter we used this http://www.sikkens.co.uk/en/Products/Alphabetical/RubbolSatura.htm as it goes on beautifully , the finish is superb & it out lasts any other brand by a long shot, it was developed in Scandinavia & they are miles ahead of everyone else in this field. If you buy the Onol express undercoat you can base coat & top coat with Rubol satura in the same day, then one more the following day. We have it on the door at "W**F Manor" after 4 years it still looks great ( & 2 young boys ) It is not cheap It is not available in DIY Shops It is sold at Whites on Brockley Rise though http://www.whitestradepaints.co.uk/contactus.htm See the little Irish guy in there, he's most helpful. Available in RAL, BS 4800 and NCS colour collections. Nuff said, now get on with it Report back on progress W**F

This is a cross post from the "What's the best kind of paint to use on a front door?" Silly me but still it's.... W**FS Top Tip This is by far the best paint ever, when I was in the trade as a shop fitter we used this http://www.sikkens.co.uk/en/Products/Alphabetical/RubbolSatura.htm as it goes on beautifully , the finish is superb & it out lasts any other brand by a long shot, it was developed in Scandinavia & they are miles ahead of everyone else in this field. If you buy the Onol express undercoat you can base coat & top coat with Rubol satura in the same day, then one more the following day. We have it on the door at "W**F Manor" after 4 years it still looks great ( & 2 young boys ) It is not cheap It is not available in DIY Shops It is sold at Whites on Brockley Rise though http://www.whitestradepaints.co.uk/contactus.html See the little Irish guy in there, he's most helpful. Available in RAL, BS 4800 and NCS colour collections. Nuff said, now get on with it Report back on progress W**F

She's going clubbing really isn't she & the Club doesn't kick out 'till gone 3am W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "If you're having friends around for dinner.." > > Instead of serving up a grotesque and inedible > bowl of glue - time after time - why not take > thirty seconds to learn how to cook rice properly? __________________________________________________________ *Bob* this ones easily sorted... "Top tip 2" Anonymous posting method Buy the "pre cooked in pouch" stuff ( Uncle Ben's I believe ) & post it anonymously to the hostess the day before the dreaded dinner party. When you arrive the host will say... "Oh look at this, someone posted this to me "anonymously" And you say.... "Really, WOW my that's my favorite rice lets eat it TONIGHT shall we " It does get trickier with the "anonymous posting method" if the curry is sh!te as well, but come back to me as I do have many , many brilliant solutions & "Top tips" for many, many situations like this Really I do ! W**F * did I say "many" too many times ?

Decklers Can you do the graphics ( felt tips are fine ) please Now who could present it ? I think HonaloochieB would be my 1st choice ( there must be a song for each "Top tip" out there ) or Sean Mc, that would be funny, I can just imagine him losing patience withn the 'celebrity " guest wiring the plug "Oh , no no not that way ....just give it here will you " You know I do feel a series coming on ( with a book tour ) really I do Mwah....mwah W**F

See it here http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-family It's heart warming Enjoy W**F

I have a curious mind & always searching for "Stuff" On this journey I have discovered/ learnt some "Things" for life that work well If you too have any then please "share" OK, here's a simple one. THE HOUSE HOLD 13 AMP PLUG How to wire it ! 1.Look at the plug with the back off 2. B L U E = Left 3. B R O W N = Right 4. The other wire stays as is See, simple & a "Top tip" W**F

No I don't think she will;, but the way to trying will enlighten her I'm sure. Remember her dad was an alcoholic, so much denial has been a way of life for her family. Also "Shea" is called Sharon & her brother is Dave, not traditional Indian. She is also trying to get her mum to a classic Indian wedding, sooooo I don't hold out much hope But I love the programme , I do W**F

Has anybody been watching this, we do enjoy it here at "W**F Manor" It turns a few pre conceptions* on their heads . Yes ,I do know a couple of Indian families quite well, but I haven't been privy to this much day to day detail. I do like the joy & love they share but mostly their adaptable nature & humour for life. These are real people ( In the eye of the camera ) going about the details in life so well Compelling ? Yes very & I like it W**F * Oh please