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The wind up merchant that he is "Ooo, I could kill him" W**F

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > no reason to believe it's a celeb edition c, could > be *Bob*, Mike Paleologous, Louisa and daizie for > all we know? _________________________________________________________ It's not *Bob* as he's looking for rugs still Oh hang on maybe that's why he was looking, to "snaz" up his bedsit W**F

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > One of the best things I have seen Helena Bonham > Carter play. > > > Still selling 8 million a year, very impressive. > > The treatment of her own children was dismissive, > and were dumped into bording school at the first > opportunity. _____________________________________________________ Hey, It was great at boarding school BTW, I went aged 4. I turned out just fine by reading Enid Blyton ( The Mystery of the Missing Necklace where fatty hides in the waxworks museum is still in my top 10) See SteveT, jumping to conclusions an all that, stand at the end of my bed with a stack of books on your head W**F *gives self a wedgie & flushes own head down the toilet*

Patricia Rushden http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td25kTqvl1w Oh I love this & the video W**F

Moto-cross bikes on a golf course You could have ball guns to speed it up even more, Oh but what a sport that could be..... Fotby with a square ball , I like that very much. Is it pawn then rook for the on-side rule ? Rules are very important for sandwich shapes, see corner flag rule ( it MUST stay put in the hole ) Does this answer your question ...Hmm ? W**F * Knocks on the aquarium with a wooden spoon ....swigs mercury from hip flask*

iaineasy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > stormer of a pudding had!! cheers!! _________________________________________________ With what ? Did you .....you know....Ehhh

gwod Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I went to school with a girl called Ophelia > Balls....really ________________________________________ Did she .....I mean did you ?

Fergus Hendersons suet pastry It's excellent 200g self raising 100g suet, grated fresh as possible ask your butcher A healthy pinch of salt How to: Mix ingredients together ,then cautiously add ice cold water to achieve a firm dough. Allow to rest (covered) in the fridge at least 2 hrs before use Roll out and line the pie greased dish ( add filling of your choice) Make lid, decorate with special "I love U " ( optional ) cut outs, glaze with egg. Pop in hot oven gas mk 5, 40-45 mins. Till golden Eat Drink Be merry Shag brains out Tell us how it went the next day End of. W**F

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That venison is soooo dry it really needs to be in > some kind of casserole or stew. > > I'm with CW1 and SimonM. ____________________________________________ Oh, lordy Lorks SteveT, you make the stew as the pie filling dumb nuts, Pie as in pastry lid on stew , it's trad man Please , now back to the L O V E D I N N E R Pudding ?

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well, Wolf. I have never fancied my sister. She > was a right bossy cow. > > I guess though if I just met her now I would not > know she had been a right bossy cow for 30 > years.... ________________________________________________________ STOP Mic, beer involved, been on the lash Blimey, he's actually started ....y'know...Ermm W**F

Here's what to do, think up a munter of a name like say "Montmorency" Then say "He can be Monty then, as in python " She'll say "God no ! I prefer Rory to Monty anyday " Bingo, the boy is named ( not "Bingo" but "Rory" BTW ) Poor kid anyway, "Rory" he's bound to have a milk allergy ,Asthma & eczema with that name, I mean really Try harder Mic Report back later with list W**F

Individual Pies, rough crust for sure (& egg glazed) in proper old school pie dishes Pudding pastry as In Steak & Kidney, too "sweet" with the venison , it needs the right pastry as above but use proper suet River cottage "Meat" book has a good recipe Crushed swede mash but drained well as It can be watery,butter & white pepper (shallots in the pie ,halved)), Calvo nero lightly blanched, lightly fried with thin garlic & good olive oil, salt ,lemon. Quince or Medlar jelly/ preserve on the side. Good colours, good textures, tastes ( if you get it right) great Then drink, Oh what to drink ? but that's another thread Good luck W**F

Can I look underneath the "item" for sale please ? Once I bought a cake & it looked fine but when later I saw the underneath, it was moldy !

Mick Mac Wrote: > It's his sister DM. I don't think he'll be going > there.... ___________________________________________________________ Well there is some rather contrary research & it's not to far off your post Mic mac http://library.digiguide.com/lib/uk-tv-highlight/Brothers+and+Sisters+in+Love-3855/Documentary/ W**F

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Woof dear, you are clearly living in Peckham. Why > have you not mentioned this in the past? > > Every child on our road is called at least one of > the following: Iris, Charlotte, Olympia, Freya, > Hector, Columbus, George, Max or "Stone", but his > paerents are from North Dublin (lottery winners, > clearly!). OHMYGOD! _____________________________________________________________________ No,not Peckham DM , Pinot twisted your bearings ? "Stone" jeeezus poor kid . "Max", are people really still calling their "Little darlings" that ? What is the world coming to & where did the "Tarquins" go ? WLLM still rings in my ears like an auditory tattoo though......arghhhhhh W**F

wow hteet daed gniraeW F**W

wow hteet daed gniraeW F**W

I play with " move the bishop very fast " by myself does that count I'm quite good now ?

I play with " move the bishop very fast " by myself does that count I'm quite good now ?

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Aw, my friend sometimes goes up to her attic opens > a suitcase and gets out her dads false teeth, (he > is dead). I suspect its because she's tight . ___________________________________________________ She keeps her dead Dad in the suitcase in the attic, that's not tight, it's just plain wrong And her Mother, she's up there too no doubt . They have little tea parties, the conversation is a little one sided, stiffled even, but it soon warms up, isn't that right Dazie? Now where exactly does the "friend" live. W**F *calls Maudsley for back up*

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Aw, my friend sometimes goes up to her attic opens > a suitcase and gets out her dads false teeth, (he > is dead). I suspect its because she's tight . ___________________________________________________ She keeps her dead Dad in the suitcase in the attic, that's not tight, it's just plain wrong And her Mother, she's up there too no doubt . They have little tea parties, the conversation is a little one sided, stiffled even, but it soon warms up, isn't that right Dazie? Now where exactly does the "friend" live. W**F *calls Maudsley for back up*

I last saw her wrestling with the Big issue lady out side Somerfields, she seemed happy enough. W**F

I last saw her wrestling with the Big issue lady out side Somerfields, she seemed happy enough. W**F

I have big white teeth, not on TV though. No, but in a glass by the bed I miss Nana W**F

I have big white teeth, not on TV though. No, but in a glass by the bed I miss Nana W**F