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anonymous_third_part Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My iphone makes it 1.8 miles full circle- what is > the fastest time anyone has ever ran it? > > I have got it down to 12.40. ________________________________ Oh god I have it down to 12.39 dressed in my " Man in evening wear riding an Emu " kit You must have seen me pass you, no. You're the waiter with the "tray of glasses" right ? W**F

Declan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seems that those bar munchies they sometimes leave > lying about are likely to have all sorts of pee on > them. Some guys don't even wash their hands after > a slash! I don't know about the girls. ________________________________________________________ The ones that don't just "stamp their feet" after Euwww Dirty gellls mummy W**F

Love the type setting, can you co write for me ?

Voucher Ovoid Heedle Puk Bloomin Anxiou Flanax Blodwin Actually Blodwin really is a name , Oh feck name her that , Pleeeeease W**F

Cycling ? W**F

Scene one. *DM is in bed with a headscarf and darkened glasses on* "Hmmm..mmm..y " "Sorry dear, whatttt was that ?" "A mousey ? " She tries to speak, but her cheeks are padded with cotton wool "What ? Oh a mousey you say....OK...Okkkk...I think she's feeling better now ehh D M , there's a girl " * DM waves regally ( We all exit the darkened room , backwards )

OK block your ears , avert your eyes as you may find this offensive I USE CASH* No charges , no fees, just filthy notes to trade with in your bin, Lastly the superior customer service you receive from the Butcher, the Baker , Candlestick maker is marvelous I tell you W**F * whenever I can

UK Tax & National Insurance The pocket money paid to an au pair normally falls under the threshold for tax and national insurance. However, as many nationalities are able to visit the UK and undertake roles which are not official au pair placements, it will be necessary to check requirements regarding living and working in the UK, and also tax and National Insurance liabilities where more money is earned. The PAYE and National Insurance Threshold for tax year 2009/10 is ?110 per week. An aside yes, but lets get the facts right> I mean "Lenka" may come from a previously "In triplicate " bureaucratic utopia. "Please for me I must understand rules of such crimes & what not" W**F *inks stamps in preparation....next*

The catch is as follows 1.Free (Ah hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa they fall for it everytimeaaaaaahhhhaaaaaa aaahhhh , Ohhh no, please tissue) 2. Holiday ( Ahhhhh haaaasssssheeeeeeee sssssssstoppppp no moree ahhhaa....as above.....in a recession..ahhhhhh no ) Other than that it's classic timeshare "You bring 'em, we'll sell'em" 2 hour "presentation" schtick . WAKE UP "YES YOU" IT'S A SET UP, KNOCK, KNOCK ....HELLLLLLLOOO IS ANYBODY IN , I CAN SEE A LIGHT SOMEWHERE... W**F ( Don't be duped like my in-laws were )

Oh and W H Auden liked to p122 into his kitchen sink The original draught of his famous poem went as follows Stop all the clocks, get out your co*ks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum , tighten your bum, on tip toes release the flow, into the kitchen sink I go.... But his publisher "Armitage Shanks" would have none of it, they told Auden "it's crap, what business do you think we are in ?" And the rest is history of course, with Auden disappearing into complete obscurity, while "Shanks" dominate to this day W**F

He's obviously mental So I will pay him a visit with my "mental-o-meter" Never shop anywhere with some who owns a shop is is mental-er than you are ( my horrible Mothers excellent advice, which is rich coming from her) anayway Will report dack/ back I feel a "Serge de Nimes" moment coming on, it tests most fabric "queens" metle "Did I say 5oz Mexican batch dye , Oh so sorrrry I did mean 12oz Vegetable Indigo, on the warp and "rainbow selved" "Ta, only askin' for now but when is your sale ?" "Have you got a carrier bag I could have to put this in" ( never say please in this situation ) ( Did I mention that I was holding a Sony SL 6200 ? ) No, so you didn't hear it bang the door frame as I came in ? "Oh, OK then" ( Does rotating finger thing near temple ) http://www.rewindmuseum.com/betamax.htm W**F

Better than an ASBO, did they take princess's DNA ? Poor cow, the day the real world crashed in on her It will require therapy you know, say "Bond Street followed by the apple store then back to Liberty's " Pit stop at Hix's then home. Ahh, all better now W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dear SPORT-FANS > > Anyone know of anywhere to go and peruse various > types of sports rackets? > > Somewhere with a decent selection.. ie not like > the abysmal place on the Old Kent Road next to > Argos. > > Local is good, although I am passing through > London Bridge tomorrow if there's sports-tastic > place around that way. > > ta _______________________________________ Beckenham at the junction near M&S but down the hill, not the chuch bit, down but on the same side. that's a good shop, and oh also & "nice knockers" Catch my drift W**F *Oh my shuttlecock need wacking down now*

JoJo09 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *shudders at the memory of primary school > greaseproof paper-style toilet experiences* > > It didn't ABSORB! Just moved it around! ___________________________________________________ It was called IZAL & when rested over a plastic comb it made a great musical instrument ( well, like a cheap Kazoo) if you hummed through tight lips Oh please don't go there, you know lips & tight la la W**F

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have Gran Torino and Slumdog waiting to be > watched at home, so looking forward to those, as > well as Damages series 2 which is just good, > slightly silly, but really addictive telly. _________________________________________________________ Gran Rotino Good god you poor man. Look buy a packet of "tuc" biscuits and hire an Emu to peck out them of your eyeballs all night I wish I had W**F

You forgot this in the mix http://hipmomswhowork.com/2009/09/04/fab-finds-friday-go-girl-now-you-can-pee-like-a-man/ Dirty boy that you are.

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Woof wrote:- Hey, It was great at boarding school > BTW, I went aged 4. > > > I don't think they enjoyed the experience, and > they had far more feelings for their father. > > Blyton was bordering on a cow like disposition as > a parent figure, a selfish, manipulative, > unfeeling bitch. _______________________________________ So you've met my mother then ! Which is nice W**F

I will add, my new I-phone 3GS is keeping me ....Hmmm aroused, it's freeeeeeeeeeeeeed my biz up so much I can't tell you however, a word of warning "navigating" the forum at --mph on the M20 ( morally corrupt, yes) but oh traffic, can be (screetch ) tricky. Other than that, very very good W**F

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This whole mobile phone thing has become an > absolute minefield hasn't it! > > I've just this morning ordered the new Sony > Ericsson Satio, as it has a 12 megapix camera. > Hoping it won't be a let down. __________________________________________________ It will but the picture of your "miffed" face will be perfect ( post them please ) W**F

I nkwo, ts'i scuh aa ulagh *F*W

No, it's that shade of blue that doesn't travel well "over this way" something to do with the light Other than that welcome, do you have a heart condition or are the blue tinged lips all part of the "get up ?" Just teasing ( this time ) W**F

Yse mnie too W**F

gwod Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Posted by: daizie Today, 06:56PM > > oh tell us what shes called > > what, and have you all tease and critisise the > name thats taken me years to come to terms > with?!!! ________________________________________________ Rumplestilskin ? W**F

Hey Mockers maybe "Ikea" would work ( it's a croydonish ref ) As in "Ikea Ichabod Piers" now that's nice ( blimey what an anvil to wear though )

All the Tristan's I have meet have turned out to be bratts, but "Beowulf" is shockingly good in the "pardon, come again " stakes. Will it be shortened to "Be-o" or "Wulfy" either way......erm.. "Way" In the year below my son is a boy called "Tu-pac". Though when I heard "Tu-pac" someone joked "Oh yeah, his brother's called Biggy" My jaw dropped "No" " No ,not really he's called "Shakur"...."Yeah for real" My mouth opened again but no words came out W**F