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sophiesofa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Men who sit on the train with their legs at a 100+ > degree angle presumably because they think their > cocks need that much space. Where are my legs > meant to go?! > > Excessive sighing when the tube is delayed. ________________________________________________________________ They're not fat men by chance doing this though, oh the dilemma if it were

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm not talking about you, rcmfadsmf.. there's no > need to flash your biking credentials. I believe > you. You're one of the good guys. > > Just a general comment on general motorcycle > ownership generally. > > Can we at least agree that the ones with a 'roof' > on top are just plain wrong? ______________________________________________________ No, we love the roofed one, very knobby but still great. BTW are the mad paiggio 3 wheeler truck versions still motor bikes. I want one of those ( you know what for *Bob*) Oh imagine 32 mph down Barry rd with a ton of Oak behind you, wind in your hair.... It's a dream W**F

Ms B Wrote: > Not sure any of these posts could be called > satire, by the way... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- See my lazy cut & paste description "A text or performance that uses irony, derision, or wit to expose or attack human vice, foolishness, or stupidity. Adjective: satiric or satirical." Still offensive maybe but satire none the less Anyway I shall withdraw, I have no wish to get anyones "blood up" on a grey Monday though, Tuesday looks much more promising W**F

This weekend, well yesterday I cleared my neighbors gutter & fixed a leak as you do He paid me in veg fresh from his allotment, very handsomely too. Swiss red chard & Dumpling squash, Oooooh were the squash delicious or what. They are the tastiest ever, about the size of a softball. Butternuts pah, dumpling is the way to go Try it, you'll like it W**F

Ms B Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ????, try substituting the word 'black' or 'gay' > for 'fat' or 'ugly'. Still think it's OK? _______________________________________________________________ You missed out "disabled" there & isn't "ugly" subjective anyway ? W**F

Ted Max Wrote: > Cheers me old mucker, unfortunately the good > citizens (or should that by City-zens) of the EDF > will have no idea that just on their doorstep used > to exist a world of characters, yes so much > variety, multi-cultural before multi-culture was > invented by those who want nothing to do with it, > don't make me laugh. > > How would the EDF in-crowd react to people like > Simple Lenny, who used to ride his bike backwards > up East Street wearing a fez and throwing coppers > to us kids. Or Big Dora, who owned all the working > girls from Elephant to Burgess Park and ran the > Inn & Temple from her upstairs bed using a system > of ropes and pulleys. > > But can you mention that and not expect to get > howled down by the oh-so broadminded :)) ignorati > on here, then I don't think so Lord Copper. If you > want to see real characters now you have to move > from Inner London, to London suburbs like Sydney, > Cape Town and Bexley Heath. Unfort these sorts of > characters aren't the sort of characters that > would fit in on the EDF, so they don't exist to > some on here. :)-D _________________________________________________________ Ted You weren't riding a bike up Dartmout Rd whilst smoking a cigarette last Friday were you ? Could it have been.... W**F

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Crikey I can see why it wasn't successful! Wide > seats for everyone (ie, benches) - thats the only > way... ______________________________________________________ Oh no, then the "Idle" would only lie down on them. Note* Please don't take this as mocking the "Idle" I mean they might have "Idleitus" and that's not nice. W**F * Stuffs another M&S choclate biscuit into mouth*

People be prepared for.......... JEDWARD a real live pair of zig & zags if ever there were Who needs talent , they can infill that in the studio ( think milli vanilli ) Ohhh I can feel it in my waters W**F

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bus no, Tube yes...stooping into my space ------------------------------------------ Oh now "tallism" what next, big feet ? Oh I can see it now, the foot license "Excuse me Sir this license is for a size 7 & you are quite clearly wearing a size 9 "

Stalls would do , plenty of straw & "pig nuts" on hand too Plus a drop down tail gate like on horse lorries ...oh & a "herdsperson" Hey, this is sounding workable you know, what's Bo Jo's number ? W**F

Oh poor big people Imagine having such a large rear end that technically you end up sitting next to your self however, having been to Las Vegas and seen really BIG people at the eat all you can buffets ( a harrowing sight ) we do have some margin to go ( for now) These people were so large that one couple needed a pair of chairs per person, one seat for each buttock. They also had a tray each piled as high as you could imagine, even holding stuff strategically with their podgy digits to ensure nothing got away Both ate in the "defensive position" you know the one,where one arm hooks round the plate, as if protecting it from an impending launch assault from the other Their feet poised in the "just about to run" mode , right foot forward & ironically wearing trainers, though any imagined quick dash would probably have ended at the "unlimited refill" coffee zone, in exhaustion I left feeling queasy, it's no way to go about food What may be better over here is to have a painted pavement "start line" , say 25 yards from where the bus actually stops. The more agile could dash up front first piggy backing the elderly along the way, the slower heavies could the amble their way onto the bus, dumping their weary overweighted carcasses into the back seat. Oxygen masks would be provided so the breathless could chug a few gulps in between the pointless conversations they were having into their mobile phones Oh and cost would be based on a mere visual little/large scale depending on how fed up or happy the driver felt, so the rush hour would be premium rated It could work you know W**F

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I love Dulwich DIY and they always take back a > product if I've bought it in error. ____________________________________________________ I love the "Theatre of paying" in there, basically a sweaty orange haired man opperates the said till, the staff tell him the costs but only he can touch the till, oh yes Galvanised rubber window wedges, they're great. Sweaty man does a good line in those.

Just an aside "What the %$@?* are we doing discussing racks of lamb at 1.00a.m in the morning on a school day" W**F *slaps own head*

JohnL wrote> "A former glam-rock star called, say, Stanley Sparkle, who likes to have sex with children would have fooled nobody, but would have demonstrated a little more humanity. " ________________________________________________________________________________ First Gary Glitter, now Stanley Sparkle. I mean who next, Danny Dazzle ? It cant be true, really ?

Sounds like the Gary Larson "Boneless chicken ranch" cartoon

This can apply across the board but here are a couple of examples There is a guy in Forest Hill, you may have seen him walking up/down Dartmouth Road. He obviously works in an office type environment as he is relatively smart in his appearance though his oversized tan car coat disturbs me somewhat. So far so good. It's his hair though that startles me, he has it parted with a fringe however, the rest is long & way past his collar, so basically two hair cuts in one, but both very badly done I wonder what he sees in the mirror every morning, it's quite bizarre.Maybe he only has a small face mirror, you know the one with a flat & an opposing concave side, thus missing out his hair in the chosen view Very odd, yet strangely compelling I do however dig him in a weird way. The other is much simpler but equally paradoxical and seen on the same piece of road. A man rides a bike from Forest Hill toward Kirkdale, each time I observe him he is smoking a cigarette. Usually with one eye squint where the smoke blows in and smarts it It is the neutralising of a seemingly healthy pursuit that I like. It's his nonchalance too " Yeah I am smoking & cycling, up yours" On one side cycling & the other smoking. The yin to the yang Maybe it's something in the water round there I like it though W**F

ThinLizzy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hehe, I know at least two very gorgeous and > seemingly single men in ED, and I'm not telling > you where or who they are!!! Hehe ___________________________________________________ TL What ever became of that barman you were pursuing/keen on ?

My house cried last night, well the bathroom roof leaked the wind blew so hard More gutter fixing today, what fun. Still Mrs W**F likes to see me doing "mens jobs" coz I'm so butch like an all that. W**F

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > daizie Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > In his wallet ? > > > ha ha - good one > > *opens new pack of incontinence pads*____ __________________________________ You've pulled !

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm so busted - red shoes are my favourites. How > can anyone not love red shoes! > > Unfortunately I stubbed my toe today on the way to > the gym so I'm hobbling around and my footwear > this evening is aesthetically challenged to say > the least. ______________________________________________________ Oh SEQUINED red shoes of course but, yes red all the way

But no "free DVD" though .

Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The fact that this being discussed on Forums like > this up and down the country proves that there is > strong feeling both for and against the death > penalty and neither faction will persuade the > other faction to change their view. I've always > believed in the death penalty for certain crimes > and that has never chamged, nor has anybody > persuaded me that the death penalty is wrong. _______________________________________________________ Really, I mean really truly If so why have so many states put it "on hold" ? It is barbaric, it does not stop crime. So what's the justification then I'm all ears Atia & Ian & whoever Well ? W**F

Yeah , yeah , yeah Jedward....Jedward....Jedward.... Oh silly Danyl, adding a "chewey ame'cn" spin on the vocals, FCS I swear, y' know. Still he's not bad ( really) but imagine what he'd be like IF he became famous Hey Keef , have you cried yet ( I do every week ) OOOoooooooo & Stacey does she remind you of Marty Caine ? *Bob* a musical over view please.. W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A golden leaf, teased by Puma tread. > Soft now! The hand of fate, > Slides, reveals, the turd beneath. > Kitchen sink, running tap and knife awaits. __________________________________________ Who's stabbed up then ?

Hmm thexwinglessxbird by chance are you actually a Norfolk Bronze, well you know a.....errmm a "turkey"