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See, as above W**F

It's a very sophisticated questionnaire... Thus very revealing W**F

the 8!&@** sounds like a right cunt

So the truth is out, naughty "Tigger" http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/11/30/tiger-woods-may-or-may-not-have-been-cheating-on-his-wife-but-probably-was/ W**F

Erm I have just had a re-think So here's a few questions, now please be honest, answer the first thing that comes into your head. In no way (well a little bit..) is this a "oh look at 'er, who does she think she is ol' beefy" or a "Oh welcome, welcome , welcome do come in ,no prob.....ahhha so we will see you in church wont we" type questioner/ personality test however..... Here's "The Lucky Seven " 1. Your first thought on the word "Bugaboo" 2. On a bus when seated, how many of those seats would you ..."cover" roughly ? 3. Please tick one choice below a. Waitrose ⎕ b. Iceland ⎕ 4. How long would you be prepared to wait for a chop/sausage in the rain on a Saturday ( to the nearest hour is fine ) 5. Honey "Gales" or "Manuka" 6. Finish the following phrase. " If Tessa Jowell said it , it must be.........." 7. "Reebok classics"....discuss Many thanks for taking part. W**F

Oh really I fancy a Big Mac, I like to try and get all of it in my mouth at once " Ahh mmmmm mmHmmI ahh hhmmma " W**F

TJ So we are clear on this >This is for capital works required to build accommodation for extra school places. It is specifically to support the provision of additional places "by 2011" and is on top of the ?50.5 million already allocated to SouthwarkHow this extra money is spent is a decision for the local authority which, in this case, has shown itself to be behind the game and certainly in a poor position of planning for new school places compared to Lambeth - part of which I also represent.< So Southwark are rubbish at the job but there's ?12 million more in their kitty to spend at will by 2011 Also with this money, what assurance are we to get that the rapid spend programme that Southwark will now undertake is properly audited ? We have seen the collusion recently between Major contractors when bidding on these type of large projects, what are you doing to make sure we get value for money ? Spending it is the easy bit, making sure it is done well is another. As you said yourself of Southwark "itself to be behind the game and certainly in a poor position of planning " 2011 is not far away, Southwark are poor planners. Doesn't fill the heart with joy does it. W**F

sophiesofa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hello I turn into a monster as soon as I get > anywhere near a tube station. I am usually happy > and relaxed but lately I've been getting into tube > mischief. I know it is entirely my fault and I > should not go grabbing and harassing passengers > but I just see red and do crazy things. A couple > of weeks ago I grabbed a man because he got onto > the tube before people got off and he nearly hit > me because I wouldn't let go - bad! So I thought > this had made me see sense but alas today I shuved > a woman back onto the platform because she was > trying to get on before anyone had got off. I am > in no way violent or angry in other parts of my > life. I know tubes make people generally annoyed > but does anyone else take things too far? I think > my new years resolution might have to be giving up > the tube. > > P.S. I'm 5'4" with dark brown hair just so you can > avoid me on the jubilee line - I'm fine with > overland trains. ____________________________________________________________ Passive aggressive then. It will get you into further trouble, you just don't know who will retaliate & to what extent. Make changes to where you stand however hard that is & don't police the doors, I have seen some very nasty reactions on the tube & at 5ft 4 you may not come out unscathed next time W**F

Ian Just for you Easy now ! W**F

TJMP Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Following a campaign by local parents and myself > and after two meetings I have had with the Schools > Minister, Vernon Coaker, I am pleased to be able > to report that Southwark has been allocated an > extra ?12 million by the government towards the > capital funding needed for new school places in > the East Dulwich area. > > This is great news that will mean that East > Dulwich can have a much needed new school and > should prevent the sort of chaos we saw in the > East Dulwich area earlier in the year over the > allocation of primary school places. > > Tessa Jowell MP ________________________________________________ Gawd, sadly TJMP actually may believe what she's saying (this week) In this mercurial statement of hope we might just be vaguely inclined to vote again at the up-coming election After all our children are the future however, Tessa many of us have stopped believing the parties rinsed out "promises" Go on "hit us baby one more time" W**F

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I use mine as air spray after someones had a crap > :( _______________________________________________________ So you have "gallons" then Dazzers ? W**F

Ian You left your bike un-locked out side a job ? sadly it was bait for a needy soul. It may well be someone in such dire need that your gift has given them the chance to move forwards an inch & maybe support their family. Do you actually know it was a crack smoker ? I mean why not someone with a terminal disease or an incurable virus . Ian is your anger at yourself being projected onto the "bogey man" You of all people are bigger than that I think, breathe deep, admit your mistake & wish the bicycle well ( after all it is the Karma cycle). KarmaII will arrive, I do recommend the Brompton , I have one & after losing/discarding many other bikes Peace love & hugs "Let your Karma ride over your dogma" W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > VLC is a good call. It will certainly widen Andy's > options for viewing high-quality videos from, say, > Scandinavia or Russia. > > The WMV player (flip4Mac or something, I remember) > is v useful. > I also downloaded a FLV/SWF app which I needed as > well. _______________________________________________________ Blimey *Bob* is actually Fagin He knows you know, now come my boy "You gotta pick a pocket or two" Thanks for the link M W**F

It' pretty reasonable when you get there apparently & someone else is picking up the tab which is nice Has anyone actually skied there ? (Not down Debt Mountain of course but on the real snow) Grr W**F

brum Wrote: > Fireman Brum. > > > I'm growing a mo for prostate cancer research.... > http://uk.movember.com/mospace/124675/index/page/2 __________________________________________________________ Oh... Bit chilly that "outfit" for the time of year, no ? W**F

I'm going to Iceland on business for 6 days from the 14th of Dec. Has anyone ben skiing there, I hear the powder is good. Any recommendations for the country ? W**F

Coz they ran out of red bulbs

Roxanne If you don't mind 80% (no sorry 90% ) of the Curries tasting the same, then tie up your love boat here and come ashore You will like it (I'm from Brighton) & it suits me well W**F

"Silk Road" in Camberwell has just got my vote NOT Indian I know BUT very different Chinese & OOoooooh spicy Agree the curry houses do taste mainly the same W**F

Is it me or do I hear overtones "Hinge & Bracket" here ? As you were Pete W**F

I have been in a house fire & inhaled the smoke & ended up in hospital for it. Luckily no one was badly hurt but the weird thing I do remember is seeing how a ball of flame moves so fast as it rolls up the wall and across the ceiling and back down the other side. Also when I came out I was amazed how much smoke I coughed out, like a dragon Getting out alive is as good as you can wish for, though I generally have my Eastpack holding a spare change of clothes and that's always by the door My laptop is easy to grab so I'd give that a go DO have smoke detectors, the ones with a Co2 sensor detect a change in the air just before combustion takes place W**F

What's the one from "Slade" called Don't like it anyway that one W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do you think she had to go and find a golf club to > free him from his car? > > Or, er, do you think she, like, sort-of already > had it in her hands as he, you know, ran out of > the house and tried to escape at high speed? > > (giggle) ______________________________________________________ She staged the "crash" apparently after whacking him senseless with a "Wood" She was seen dragging his body to the "crash site" by concerned neighbors It's true....

LegalEagle-ish Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Puree of dog? Well, I tried to find the dogs b*llocks on google but....... Anyway he is a "swoon boat" as *Bob* would say W**F

Oh BUSTED or what OK back on track now here at "Top Tip"TM HQ Imagine if Lillies have stained your favorite knitwear or blouse as you "accidentally *" brushed by them ( It happens ...) Take a roll of a "well know adhesive tape" and holding the end reverse wrap it around your hand forming a sticky side out mitten Then dab the "stained" area gently lifting the pesky pollen off with the tape Bravo.... job done Mop brow and fight the urge to drink a large measure of Gin W**F *But not a "Tiger Woods accidentally-on-purpose accident "