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I disagree About what I don't know I will have a think ? Kinda W**F

Jealous siblings ? "See, I was the one who discovered it" "And where were you ? " W**F

Sub group cross over. So when stealing the "Booze" & whilst staying at your parents/their Grandparents house you negated to check which of your children had cleaned their teeth Very well You believe it, so in delusion we too may accept this "Scenario" as real I like garden paths BTW Press ups ? W**F

The FUCKING forums

Oh, a clumsy construct "I" say but let it ride Too general is "younger Eye's" parents differentiate you see as in "youngest" or "son/daughter" Perk up please We are a discerning audience , perform or "ship out" Burhhhhhhhappp !! (fog horn) W**F

No worry it will be yours in "The Will" anyway So quids in really ( bet you helped "choose the colour" all those years ago) Only child ? W**F

Correct Still be tears though W**F

Not having a hangover then going to China Town for a feast on the 1st Oh yeah.........that sounds good ( to me anyway ) & going back to Iceland plan is nearer fruition W**F

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > ....Mrs W**F was non too > > sympathetic either > > > At least she didn't put you down! Woof! ___________________________________________________ She tries but I don't swallow see ! When I was Ill last she gave me a "will" form to fill out... I kid you not W**F

Oh, I just read this to Mrs W**F Apparently it went like this ..... 6 weeks physio, then Craniosacral ( not cranio osteopath ) therapy then more anti inflams ...then ahhhhh no more pain I do remember literally crawling to the bathroom Oh and sneezing then wetting myself, couldn't wipe my ar......either Am I sharing "too much" here ? W**F

Oh god have I had that & some It nearly crippled me & Mrs W**F was non too sympathetic either It was the worst pain ever & had it gone on any longer I'd have slung my self under a bus I did go to a physiotherapist & had a damn good stretch out/ pain killer / anti-inflam fest Recovered in about 3-4 weeks But Ohh that pain... W**F

Mark my words Tears & Eyes go hand in hand... W**F

Hmmmm I will deal with you another time Dazie has the roster & I'm there next time Soooooyou'll "see" then W**F

Thanks Wolfie I'm sure it will, you know "provide some small comfort" to those concerned W**F

Wolf

Bad girl... Sit & behave. W**F

Hello Wolfie Happy Christmas W**F

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I like a (tu) up my jacksy So(td) this or (tu)that way, no matter Still can't stomach G&S (tu)or no(td) W:)-DF

While we are on the subject of cock/size , I have an I-Phone with a rubber case Yes indeede W**F

I had the neighbours from hell, rap music, garage mc's with speakers like wardrobes bought in one day. They'd have 3 day parties , guests would smoke crack & heroin or weed on the balcony till the whole thing petered out. I did fantasize about drilling holes in their walls at head height so I could randomly fire a pistol at them. In the end I found out who the landlord was and approached him, he lived with his mother so I'd call round there whenever there was an issue. We got to know mum quite well and it slowly put the pressure on him to do something about his tenants. I did make a point of getting to know each of the 5 or 6 boys that lived there over time, telling each one that " I know it's probably the others making the noise but could you have a word with them " In time things slowly changed, the main idiots moved out & things calmed down. By the time we came home with our first born they had taken us on as "neighbors" & we never had another issue with them. It was hard though, we did at times wear industrial earplugs to bed. When we complained to the council & received a leaflet on racism toward neighbors which was unhelpful to say the least. It did put us through hell. I did fantasize many violent ways to get them back & I'm sure it contributed to my son coming 5 weeks early. It was not a nice time but... It doesn't go away on it's own, it takes careful handling but things can change Good luck though, I feel for you W**F

computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Just a memory. > This is Christmas Day 2009, I have lived here, in > a house of some 12 rooms in Lordship Lane, that my > father bought in 1926 for most of that time I have > memories. It does not take much to recall those > days. Sitting alone in the kitchen facing the > modern fire place, looking into the glow of the > flames, changes to an opening with a coal fire > part of a black iron range, with the oven door to > the side, and large blackened kettles boil on the > top, an iron flue pipe looses itself up the > chimney, embers filters into the ashtray below, a > poker to prod the fire, only dad could do this. > To the right there is a double pram, it is there > to keep the occupants warm, two heads covered in > bonnets one pink and one blue, our new three week > old brother and sister, have arrived to add to > our family mum now aged 38 has seven children, > this was 1938, Mum & Dad and Granny?s sister Gt. > Aunt Alice made ten of us, there were four floors > but only the lower two were furnished. > We kids had got up early to look in our stockings > at the foot of the bed, most years were the same > an apple, orange, eight nuts, a drawing book, or > crayons and a small pressed steel clockwork toy, > turning the key to wind it up it might go a few > feet before running out of power. The girls got > things more particle like ribbons or beads. We > would all sit around that enormous walnut table, > covered by a shinny linseed oil tablecloth, set > for ten, at the head Dad had his chair wooden with > arms all the others were bare wood seats and back. > While we waited for our Christmas Dinner, brothers > and sisters gave the small presents they had made > or saved up to buy. > Mum brought in all the vegetables, my eldest > sister served these onto all the plates, these > placed in front of us all in turn , them the > Turkey placed in front of Dad who sharpened the > long knife on a steel rod, a plate was handed to > Dad to put a share of cut slices of turkey > according to size of the hungry child, Mums plate > was placed on the range to keep warm as she would > be last to sit as she kept bringing in more > potatoes, gravy, mint sauce, at last all had got > in front of them Dad said you can start now! > Dad always bought a half bottle of wine he toasted > the family, but only him, Mum and Aunt got any. > We had a big Christmas pudding Dad would pour > something over it and set it alight, mum had made > jellies they were out side on the window cill > setting in the cold, and lots of home made cakes, > we did not have everything that we heard that > other kids had got for Christmas but I for one > would never exchange that. > My eyes have become moist now with that memory, > wiping my eye, all has changed and back to > reality, No pram, for those children are now 71 > ears old. > The table remains, but all those who once sat > there have long passed away except me, accompanied > by my cat. ____________________________________________________________________ Sooooo what did the cat buy you ? Selfish things that they are. W**F

Now is.. The time to look around if you're trading in or up, Christmas is a perfect time to pick up a discarded husband or wife or even the odd widow. House prices have dropped or stabilised & remortgages to pay the old him/ her off are hard to get. This can be deferred or even "side-stepped" so NOW's the time to splash out or trade in Some do come with excess baggage which can effect their later performance,or even unsavory bathroom habits. Don't be put off though, seize the moment. "Because you're worth it!" W**F

I saw some one busting some "un-ortodox" moves on a slippery off camber In my "made for the weather" boots I assisted his journey onward "like yeah, fanks mate " Nice it was W**F