woofmarkthedog

Ermm...& I mean this most cinserearly folks.... Good lukc "computedshorty" May yore next charactyer be as beliveable as the laast Yas inddaed W**F *pop* ( the sound of "his" clogs BTW)

anapau Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Oh I like mexican ( see how seamlessly I wove > that > > in ) food > > > > > > Specially "Chilly con Carne" > > That's not really mexican _____________________________________ Anapau Oh dear ..... "Wooop wooop" "ding ding" *great big QI stylee siren goes off* Of course "Chilli Con Carne" isn't Mexican "everyone" knows that W**F *re-sets rod*

No Mic mac J & B is a perfectly fine "Wednesday" blend drank by Kings & Queens of yore however, Atholl Brose Pudding may be needed soon Serves 4 ? pint db cream, 3fl oz whisky, 3tbs runny heather honey, 2oz toasted pinhead oatmeal. Whip cream until holds shape, stir in oatmeal & honey. Chill and just before serving, mix in whisky. You will now need to concentrate a while, call me when ready please Yummm W**F

Extras Out side the contract Clauses Urghhhh Poor you Oh I like mexican ( see how seamlessly I wove that in ) food Specially "Chilly con Carne" W**F * checks rod.....*

Ohhhh.. Well my patience is wearing thin (ner) each & every day Though my "piquant" manner shines through somewhat, admittedly oiled with a bottle of J & B to hand Don't worry mic mac, just get a dustpan ready to clean up after W**F

KidKruger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Daizie I think Computedshorty is one of our > seniors, and a very knowledgeable one at that.. ______________________________________________ Yeah & you really are a "Kid hey "Kid" ? He's an old cunt but it's fun , so we humour him Jeeeez Pull my d*ck it's got bells on W**F

benjaminty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- a flat in Borough temporarily whilst my house is being rebuilt. My house will be ready next month ______________________________________________________________ Relax No matter how many refried beans you eat, or how many "chimmy changas " you consume, don't believe the house will be ready next month, It won't. Builders believe their own lies / truth Accept it now & plan your ventures to this retreat while you can. It may be "cheap" but have you had the "EXTRAS" bill on the house, it may be "pot noodle" time soon Enjoy! W**F

Alan Dale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > you are a talentless pratt too ...Yes ? > > How rude?! I've never been so insulted in my > life. > > Have you tried Angels and Gypsies WMD? __________________________________________________________ It was a question , so what's the answer ? Angels & Gypsies I have not tried, yet. Was the food good ? W**F

Checking The old people in the morning at the nursing home my mum worked at "Mrs Creasie's not moving & she gone all cold" "Oh she's dead then" mum said "Write a label out & I'll put on her toe" I got a brown card tag with an elastic band on out of the admin drawer & handed to her Actually that was a good dreadful job, specially as I got to attach the tag. W**F

Mr T "Ted" who ? Bring back the birch / hanging / sparrows Flowery enough for you , eh ? W**F

I know Jah & thankyou I too am a ""Geanious" W**F

Me.... Crispa Cress Unpacking an articulated lorry full of the polystyrene "cress" salad trays, taking and stacking them into a cold room painted in " battleship grey " gloss. The blo*dy smell gave you a splitting headache after 10 minutes but the other weird thing is what trying to lift some thing so light & delicate does to your mind & body. It was probably the worse form of torture for a petulant teenager possible & in all I lasted 3 days "You'll regret leaving " the manager told me....Yeah, not as much as I regretted starting though. Oh and that sqeeeeeeeeking noise W**F

& of course I meant every word....... Really I did..."If you don't believe me. punch me in the stomach..." W**F

Alan Dale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That said, if you fail to recognise this you can > be fooled in to giving ?6m of public money to > Jonathon Ross when you might as well have got a > middle of the road blogging 'funny' man like *Bob* > to do it as a hobby.. ___________________________________________________________ For Fucking hell sake Oh so blinking clever, hissing at each other on some marginal forum for gods sake Ok first set aside the money & your silly egos. Now look at JR, the guests & the general entertainment, the whole bloody picture in fact. Week on week JR delivered, he did it. You might not like it because you think he's a talentless pratt, if that's the case then why isn't it you on there ? because you are a talentless pratt too ...Yes ? Of course he's a better pratt than you, only he reminds you of how talentless you really are & that you are still a pratt achieving "relatively" nothing. This is little to do with JR or Chris Evans or whoever you turn your spite to. The bottom line is, your own high opinion of yourself is held only by you, under achiever, because that's your talent. Though as much as you seethe, no one but no-one can hate you more than you hate yourself Oh & now add the money ?6 million is it ?....well make that ?6 trillion "Coz you're worthless" Funnily I don't see a line snaking round the "beeb" to take over "THE JOB" Have you applied ? No thought not, so move on "The Audience" is bored W**F

Yes ( warm ) Or No ( burning plenty gas ) Burn logs I say ( I can help ) W**F *Rubs hands, to keep warm of course*

Catalan

Reggie With all "respec" this is a bit "Toss" isn't it I mean NLP has gone a bit OCD here hasn't it Get tantric now & engage your base chakra ( before my right boot does ) Peace W**F

I know silly Dazers I actually say... W**F

He also sounds like a cheap German supermarket Which is not good W**F *adds depth to the debate*

Errr..... Who, the angry "Big Guy" is "macho" too....NO... ? Wow I'm really scared, imagine a "tubbs with a tache" whoopin' yo' ass Jah.....I mean "Who you callin Fatty...?.. hmmm sweet mutha fucker....I'm whoooopin your sorry saggin ass...." "Yeah.... whoopin' my ass" "I'm wooopin' yo ass" "Yeah.... whoopin' my ass" "I'm wooopin' yo ass" "Yeah.... whoopin' my ass" "I'm done now .....wooopin' yo ass" "Yeah.... OK done now.....whoopin' my ass" I'm there with you Jah , I'm feeling your pain W**F

I did soooo enjoy that evening Yes indeed I did, seems I escaped in time ( & mind still engaged )before the lights came up... W**F

Dogs in pubs ? Are you kidding me, what ever next ? W**F

Sorry... What was that ? I glazed over...somewhat W**F

I have never lived at The Taj Mahal ( I much preferred a brief stay in the Curry Cabin ) On the top of a Flag Pole In Nigella Lawson's cleavage ( in my dreams ) On the end of a vinegar tit Other than that..... W**F

Just suppose.. I mean "Hypothetically" because we all know that "Idi Admin" has thrown away the lock & swallowed the key But if he could some how "morph " into a new character & become an "Avatar" of himself, then what could he be called & what tips could be given to that "new self" to aide a cunning disguise..... I wonder....? May I suggest the following names... The Other Eye ( maybe a bit obvious ) The Little Good Wolf ( Too light weight ) T*t5 & 4r5e ( Now that I do like ) Let it be known as I feel "we" are being watched W**F * hairs on neck raise up as a chilly wind bloooooows under the door *