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brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't be put off Shaila. I think most people are > supportive.... perhaps you could ask people to PM > you... or try the 'wanted' section? I am not a fan > of the show myself, but I appreciate your > community spirit. _______________________________________________________________ Nooooo Don't be put off now, I mean Brums lonely desperate & hungry too A few well placed mirrors & it could be 8 of you there enjoying Vegan rissoles with Quinoa champ followed by Carob tort & vanilla shoe polish ice cream all garnished with a flaming Mackintosh I will come if Daizy does ... I love a caustic soda-colada as a sharpener, my signature dish is six day old rock salmon sushi left in the sun eaten & with the end of a garden rake. I'll take a couple hands full of "pro plus" prior to the evening kicking off, as boy does this keep the conversation flowing, well from my end anyway A few things to note if you do want our company. Please don't pick you nose, wear suffocating perfume or harp on about how dreadful the world/politics/economy are, remember the food's going to bad enough so lets crack on and get this over and done with Lets start at say 8.00.ish & finish up a little later ( I'm getting my cab to wait ) at around 8.15 pm It will be fab W**F

I didn't want to be the one to cry Wolf this early, but RD's posts do keep sticking near mine, & I am a magnet for all thats filthy & depraved. Ted has laid a card, lets see what follows. I'd duck for cover a while, spit & polish the edges off. Phoenix like. W**F

See It only gets better, sure there's other trash to watch but who cares when you have a "talking tree" giving out secret missions. This really is "Alice in Wonderland" territory & to see the girl listen so intently was genuinely funny. I like Nicky, in fact I like them all this year, good casting & a real chemistry. The drinking game was painfully "wrong but right", how revealing too with "Who's here has had a sex toy up their rear end" All drank from their glass but Nicky, "Really ?... boring cow" She thought about it "Oh who cares" and swigged her drink I laughed my socks off, I mean it's only National television. Imagine in a face to face interview had the same question been posed even by the feckless Jonathan Ross , what the answer would have been. It's a fantastic medium & format , sure it has driven me completely mad over the years but I for one will miss its slow stew revelations, meat off the bones of a broken morality For now my money is on Vinnie but Nicky or the surprisingly gentle & funny Alex could still make it Come on now "Giddy Up" There's a "photo finish" to be had here W**F

Postman Pat Shares a similar digit reduction. I think the Japanese initially rejected "Pat" fearing he had a "Yakuza" past W**F

Oh Lord See what grace & manners they have acquired in the Hamlet where you do reside. The rakes and sweeps of Sitnham & the upper woods have no such refinement. Only on Saturday noon past and as I was about my regular business. I happened upon such a sight myself. I startled a local sweep brandishing his unwashed rear channel atop an 22ft flagpole along the parade, he delivered an inverted cone upon such a small surface with such deftness that it must have been a regular practice. Of course I tipped my hat, the boy had after all made my acquaintance the previous week. His employer the chimney sweep forced him up my rear range flue, with his brush ahead of him of course I refrained from shaking the hand offered. Anyway It seems that things are improving, though sacks of rubbish upon the walkway does not bode well. In anticipation & a change of wind direction. W**F

OK I'll stick my neck out Vinnie's the obvious "Bookies Choice" Alex is my dark horse, with Nikki riding him You heard it here W**F

Try Jamaica Joe's Authentic "Hot Mustard Sauce" Man even your gums pour sweat, you could cold weld the "Severn Bridge" with this stuff OOOooo aaaaaaaa OOOoooo W**F

computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- British Rubber gave you, if you wanted it something for the weekend. ____________________________________________ What ? Washing up gloves , a galvanized rubber apron or even a snorkel ? Oh I know , a rubber chicken Hmm "Mam loved a slice o'rubber chicken" Dad played "Denture Dominos" While I played wit' matches Them days was heaven W**F

Jennie Welcome, what do you write? Plus there are lots of things going on in the area W**F

Bluerevolution Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sue Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Which one is your wife's client? > > > > Be careful how you answer :)) > > > Gregor Fisher ____________________________________________ Your wife's client, hmmm Does she work a regular "desk" job as it were ? W**F

Rabid Shankar ? W**F

You know Decklers You KNOW W**F

Oh my days.... Those "Craft-y" Americans have gone and bought "our" Cadburys. I ask you is there anything more defiantly old school than this veritable institution & what do americans know about chocolate anyway. I mean they eat "Hersheys" a brown flavored wax with a distinctly sour note masquerading as "chocolate" it got the flavour because the milk originally soured on its long & arduous journey to the factory Rightly so the chocolate "capitol" of Bournville has gone into "official gold foil limited edition" mourning. Even worse "they" (of nasty "Craft" cheese fame) borrowed the money from us to do it ( well from RBS, so same difference ) Now not being known for their sentimental approach the new parent company will implement cuts across the "ranges" Now are you sitting down, OK I have some news ... They are getting rid of "Curly Wurly's" & other items we love I won't accept this however, I do intend on stockpiling enough to last me the rest of my mortal life Please let me know your favorite & I'll do my best to stockpile these in my "Tuck Shop" I know, the bastards W**F

Declan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Woof, how can a dog of such refined taste not have > soda bread in his* larder? > > *may be a false assumption and you are a bitch _____________________________________________________________ Declers Soda farls are made fresh & consumed warm here at W**F MANOR usually all that is left is crumbs But a fine bread it is , specially when eaten with thick smokey home made Taramasalata , thinned with this seasons olive oil & juice of a fresh lemon Oh now that's living W**F

Ice houses How very Americanised the hamlet is becoming I mean, don't you have a cold room with thick stone shelves, It's an annex off the larder near the pantry & not far from the "Boot room" Where In that case do you hang your game then ? Oh god not in your Gun room, please What ever is happening in the world W**F

All I'm going to say is.... "Donna McMahon" Ex Littlehampton school circa late 70's-early 80's My god she could "service" a stationary car as it were W**F

Roll Deep Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is the larder the 'new' Aga? _____________________________________________________ Dearest Roll The Aga is old, so the new Aga is the old Aga however, Technically though "The Larder" is a non-electrified item, a storage vessel really Whereas, an AGA gets food hot Know what I mean ? W**F

Oh please what next..... "Actually ,It's people who send me "letters" through the Royal mail post" "EEww to think , they actually LICKED the stamp , which then drops INTO MY LIVING space" W**F *runs off and dives into a Detol bath*

"Methinks" oh I bloody h8 that I do

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Vinnie " You're so busted " Jones > > What has he done? _______________________________________________ Jazzer It's not what, it's when Dear Oh & when, well "busted".........Yeah For real.... W**F

*N::owhere near* As An:(ying W:)-DF *Raises arm*

See *Bob* likes it... Isn't that enough ? W**F

But you clearly read it Mr Ben. A nanosecond of your life you'll never be able to claw back. You're clearly bored and restless at the moment and life's short. Go for a run? Do something for charity? Or heaven forbid....read a decent thread! W**F

I have just escaped "Talk Talk" Just so I'm clear here I HATED THEM, THIER ATTITUDE, THIER SELECTIVE INFO MINEFIELD ,THE SMARMY CUNTS ON THE PHONES, THE WAITING TO GET THROUGH, THE FACT THAT THEY ARE PART OF THE CARPHONE WHAREHOUSE, THE WAITING TO GET THROUGH, THE WAITING TO GET THROUGH, THE WAITING TO GET THROUGH, THE WAITING TO GET THROUGH, THE WAITING TO GET THROUGH, THE WAITING TO GET THROUGH, THE WAITING TO GET THROUGH, THE WAITING TO GET THROUGH, THE WAITING TO GET THROUGH, THE WAITING TO GET THROUGH TO CUSTOMER SERVICES HELLO.....HELLO...HELLO...HeeeeeeLLO.......Oh suprise, cut off (again) Other than that.....Errrm W**F

Oh yeah an "alf bucket of manure lest I forget ( cheers Brenda ) W**F