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Hello computedshorty Dull as margarine on a Jacobs cracker Keep up the good work W**F

Roll Deep Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So ipeople, if offered an upgrade or a flying > carpet, which would you choose? _________________________________________________________ Oh... "Flying Carpet ? there's an app for that " W**F

Yes Though remeber he still has to wake up next to the 3rd most hated woman in Britain ( after Jordan & Kerry ) Unless Peter Mandleson is staying over , then it's the back to the top ten most hated people anywhere W**F

Dear God No, but what an idea "His & Hers" I might purchase her the Jamie Oliver app Trouble is she'd have to use "my" pans ( too risky, trust me ) Oh, tra la la I'm all flustered now W**F

Sandperson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hmmm, not sure I should admit this on here but I > like rubber. My iPod has a Belkin rubber sleeve > and I like that so am leaning towards that option. ------------------------------------------------------- Well ( lean in here so no one else can hear this ) I ordered two i-phones one each for LadyW**F & myself, yes one black & one white. I then purchased a Belkin silicon cover in black from CarPhoneWHS , it also came with frosted/clear cover FOC, which on the white phone does look rather fetching in a kind of "Ice queeny" way Not that i'm unhappy with the Black "boy" look, no but it does look a bit "practical" So some nights I strip it naked and stare at its shiny bits, Oh as you do IYGMD W**F

Like ? Tiger Woods & John Terry Can we have a sport scumbag sub-section here please ? W**F

Now It all makes sense, the branch who made this edict is Tesco's in St Mellons, Cardiff Have you been there, I have. It is a world of it's own. I think there are more Subaru Impreza's per square mile residing here in this charming hamlet, than any where else in the UK. Plus It's on the out skirts of the international city of style, Cardiff The sartorially elegant tribe known as "The Casuals" started right here. They are obviously making an evolutionary statement. Recreating the movement but being badly overlooked , misinterpreted ,even let down by the supermarket chain The effort that goes into "this look" can't be measured & to the untrained eye it could even look lazy But soon(this spring) you'll see Kate Moss, Lillie Allen, Sarah Brown et al' driving Canary yellow " Subu-'Preza's " with painted white racing alloys & blacked out window tints All dressed in court shoes & PJ's, smoking a Superking & shopping in " Sloane Street " "Mark my words", I know about these things W**F

computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Howzat? > Messerschmitt KR200 > Car Derived fron the German Aeroplane ___________________________________________________ Yeah But I wanted one "on fire" Please try harder next time W**F

See Ask & he delivers ( where's the Messeschmitt though ? ) W**F

Roll Deep Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Really? You struck me as the kind of unfortunate > still struggling with challenging tomes like: _______________________________________________________________ Ohhhhh That is a f*cking brilliant book There a sequel called "Buzzf*ck" It features this mechanical rabbit who goes on all sorts of adventures In one "story" ( there's lots of picture BTW ) she gets all........... Well maybe you should just borrow it & see for your self W**F

Acid Casual wrote > What have I ever done to you to deserve you > calling me a cock? ____________________________________________________ Nothing but the umbrage taken.. Oooooo & your tone MMmm, sooooo love it Whatever next ? W**F

I read, The Road a while ago when it came out, I like C Mc & this didn't dissapoint , though bleak & hellish as it was ( it's a perverse pleasure reading any C Mc ) I am about to re-read Eric Newby's ( I read it 15 years ago & I want to see what's changed in the world/culture map ) "A short walk in the Hindu Kush" W**F

Chick Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > . _______________________________________________ Wow Thats amazing chick, so "minimalist" But spot on W**F

Gahndi I mean, did he ever change those flip-flops ? W**F

Ask... Our resident "Old Duffer" You know who "computedshorty" He may have some obscure "Dulwich Church with messerschmidtt on fire" in his dusty archive You never know W**F

Yeah Leave Bournemouth.....NOW

davidC Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Blue Mountain Cafe buys it's Milk from ICELAND.... > brilliant! I love it. > > Charge us rid. amount for a coffee... get your > supplies from a Hole. ________________________________________________________ Hey... david C Leave ol' blue mountain alone, times is hard you know I bet you eat own brand cereals anyway, whilst wearing your girlfriends negligee Moobs a kimbo and all that Lastly, pray what does the "C" stand for Cheeky ? Cheesy ? Cock ? cunt ? Go on put us out of our mis. W**F

Again Blair could have quelled it in seconds C U NEX TUESDAY W**F

COMPUTEDSHORTY It's him W**F

OK I"m not going to gloat but... I TOLD YOU SO Alex Won W**F

Honestly I can't look at it I don't know whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy W**F

Time It trivialises the world I went to school with the Sha of Iran's sons Oh yeah, & they turned up with big black limo's & helicopters, body guards , the whole 9 yards Sure, not everyones experience, but a fuck load of Catholic church scholarship money my education spent however, I later met the "Irianian/Persian" minister of culture running a take away in Brighton called "Roller Coaster" Which leveled things out somewhat He made a mean "sweet meat" in pitta W**F

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thumbs up for this film. I also went in the > middle of the afternoon, one of my favourite > things to do. Saw it last year and thought it was > exquisite. ____________________________________________________________ We That's me & you Cate We know W**F

Can you wear pyjamas there though ? Otherwise I aint goin' W**F

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 唉唉 _______________________________________ Large Portion madam ? W**F