woofmarkthedog

*Ding Dong* merrily on high This ones for you Sue..... Tra laa laa laaaaaaa W**F

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have you seen my collection of vintage denim? > That's really cool. _____________________________________________ Cool !

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've just seen this thread. > > Drown me in huge guffaws and call me Helen, but > this character (if that's what it is) is nothing > to do with me. Nor is any other "character" > poster. Bloody hell. __________________________________________________________ I can understand your anger Ted What were "they" thinking. Indeed W**F

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Cool people are fuckboring anyways. ____________________________________________ Cool !

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Keach. ____________________________ Yeah and him ! W**F

At last ... I have found "The Grail" W**F

Far too knowing for my liking Unless you are Stacey Keatch of course

fractionater Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Neither of us are under any delusions of being > "special"... better to keep it real and enjoy the > good times as they happen, rather than whine or > pine about things that may never be! ________________________________________________________ That's right Dazers, as long as the guys up to his "back wheels" in it, who cares ? Just lets hope he remembers her ....err "name" Ol doodah....thingy ma'jig.... W**F

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fact - Avon's Skin So Soft is the best thig in the > known world for keeping away mozzies --------------------------------------- Really Now that I need , pray how can I get it ? This dog reacts V badly to those bloomin' pesky mozzers W**F

*Ding Dong**Ding Dong**Ding Dong**Ding Dong* "Hello is your Dad home" "NO" "Oh good here's two bob, bugger off & get some chips, there's a good lad"

Flea bag If you alone bar "tiddles" & died it would try to eat you What kind of a pet is that ? W**F

*Ding Dong* Your bells stuck BTW *Ding Dong**Ding Dong**Ding Dong**Ding Dong**Ding Dong**Ding Dong* W**F

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > :-S.....or are they doomed from the start? __________________________________________ Yes Next ? W**F

"Avon" calling....... W**F

Oh I know someone who will play ... He ( my friend & yours ) sent me this as a P.M Well back in the days of 1931 I used to play for the then hot team "Rye Rovers" . Mamm used to drag me there on a one wheeled sack trolley when she had some spare time on day release from her "Iron Lung". Did I mention I had withering polio in both legs ? No, but that didn't stop me becoming top scorer in our team . So when ever there were a penalty or set piece I would be strapped into a body harness and fired down a strategically placed zip wire , my useless legs jangling behind me until I connected with the ball, I gathered such a mighty momentum It made a save impossible. The team goal keepers were always recruited from the pleurisy ward, which evened things up I thought.Eventually the "Sweet F.A" as they were known then banned mechanical assistance in goal scoring. The cat went mad & joined Moseley's blackshirts and moved in with Nancy Mitford for a short while. I didn't last though as the cat broke a crucial piece of Clarence Clift "bizarre" ( a milk jug I think ) at a bloomsbury set tea party. Dad was always too busy to come watch ,his job as a human conduit was mens work & him manually connecting the overhead power line to the tram engine 12 hours a day, he often came home smoldering & his hair all stood on end with the static charge he carried. He wept when our last chicken died "That chicken had heart" he cried before falling down the stairs, smashing the whiskey bottle he'd hidden in his jacket. His trousers round his ankles, Izal in his rear end still. I'd have kicked him if I could but all I could do was throw some tinned ham at him. Mum though was furious, fogging up the inverted mirror she viewed the world from & restrained within the contraption she so depended on for breath "I'll waste no more on him" she spurted in between the "Psshh" & Puccht " that accompanied her daily life. Thats when the meter ran out , Mums lips went blue until I found her purse & flicked a "tanner" in, saving the day. We later booked a trip on the Hindenberg . I really looked forward to trips like that, flying down "Hardship lane" like we were talk of the town.

Oooooo I want to ..........those bloomin' kitts Grrrr W**F

Viking catalogue, very good has all specs like number of sitting hours ect Now please close this thread, it is FRIDAY after all W**F

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > J&B already? _________________________________ No that's for Wednesdays W**F

A Phallus & A Pussy Ohh & you'll be the talk of the town

I ...like the " Chips" one "We hope it's chips it's chips" W**F

Tonight..... at the FNDC I shall mainly be drinking "Whisky Mac " Though watch out as it can "tart" my tongue somewhat ( mic mac have "copy & paste" on stand by ) W**F (Oh lordy, god help me Mrs W**F has just poured herself four fingers )

Oh lorks Whatever "computedshorty" comes back as he / she has given many of us a bloody good laugh of late. Please try and be as inauthentic as the last one. I so loved the wooden delivery & the give away nuances. It was the "Van dem plas" that nailed you, any & I mean anyone with a slight knowledge of cars knows this would ring bells But that one was a "Big Ben" hanging of my Parliamentary John Thomas Good uck & seel you soon W**F P.S Don't forget the cat now will you "Meeeeeeow" *waves wooden hand into the mist*

computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog. > We have not heard from meowtomthecat for about > four months, is it that it is hiding from Woof? ______________________________________________________ OMG It's Mikecg I can smell him from here W**F

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have a perfect cockapoo and would be delighted > to be part of a flashy mob. Could we not visit a > wine bar instead? _________________________________________________________ Listen love You're sounding a little "Joany" here ( as in Jackie's sister )with a bit of "Jilly" thrown in ( see why the Telegraph....you know...bat winged you) Get your self "dolled up" with a make over & then amazingly "pop" back on "10 years younger" Ulrika will have sagged again, then you can make your "seamless" move Take care & "luck" 2 u W**F

IT WAS A S71te HOLE Long live "The Wishing Well" W**F