woofmarkthedog

Oh yeah How about having a dried "Komodo Dragon" hanging about ( as you do ) just in case you fancy a folkie improv drum olong to this kinda thing http://www.codamusic.co.uk/mp3/44074_000100010002.mp3 using the stiff card hangers salvaged from your dry cleaning A few IKEA catalogues in a Celtic Triquetra and some improv dancing should go down well Hmmm yeahhh W**F

REGGIE GO AWAY DO I MAKE MY SELF CLEAR W**F

Maudsley is lovely Check in for the weekend FOC W**F

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > France is apparently giving serious consideration > to making it illegal for women to wear the Burka > in public in France. > > As they say - "When in France...." > > Nothing wrong with that? And should we follow > suit? ______________________________________________________ They can wear the Purka though Which is kinda contradictory W**F

Oh yeah I know a bit late BUT It makes me laugh in it's useless banality. Steven Baldwin "Reading the bible makes Satan real angry" & "Big Brother should be aware of the word Wrath " plus he walks like he's "Inserted a Crucifix up his jacksy" He's full of s l o wwwwwwwwwwwww delivery wisdom... What a "tosser" he's unravelling beautifully....... Oh and that "Offal Cow" looked ....hmmm how you say "tasty" Ivana Trump, Vinnie " You're so busted " Jones Ahhhhhh & Cisco, V. Funny Laaaaahhhh Laaaaaahhh laaaahhhh Basically crap really But.. W**F

Hmmm I reserve judgement W**F

Ohhh Share the sourdough starter ect tips & recipes (Blimey , listen to me......) Lahhhh W**F

Yeah.... I love it when he finds the "Horse Head" in the bed I'm sure he said "NO" but got one anyway Oh with godchildren, tell them "You know I"m trying to emigrate to...." this usually puts them off W**F

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > thought someone has been in my larder reading > parts of this thread...:) > > smoked garlic > tabasco > marmite > smoked maldon salt > la perruche sugar cubes (for my champagne From where ? > cocktails) > Monin syrups From where ? _____________________________________________________ Katie A fine list May we have " Preferred suppliers " to assist us I feel together we are building "The Ark" W**F

mightyroar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thanks for the advice woof. > > Are you by any chance the one in the beret with > the bad breath that usually doesnt say much? > > But I do actually want to read it! anyone got this > book......... anyone > anyone > > Bueller.......... _______________________________________________________________ Ohhh Yeah that's me, wandering round like "Mr Magoo" Come on you don't really want to read it, do you ? You just feel you have to W**F

Oh Me, me, me, I'm in as I like listeria & E.coli ( but not on the same plate, that's greedy ) Oh & Streptococcus , that genus of spherical Gram-positive bacteria belonging to the phylum Firmicutes and the lactic acid " "un-friendly" bacteria group. ... Mmmm......Huuuuueeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy What's for afters ? W**F

Don't bother It's not worth all the frantic effort...trust me The books fairly crap anyway, dated & out moded but here is the wiki link What you need to do now is "blag it" TOP TIPS 1.Sit and rub your chin 2.Say nothing bar the odd "Hmmmmm well...." 3.Wear a beret 4. Eat a shack load of garlic, that way no-one will press you that much for answers 5."Forget" your glasses http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lathe_of_Heaven Go on trust MEEEEEEEEE W**F *Report back ASAP*

Ahhh AAAAhhhhh ARSENAL Praise be... REV.W**F *Be seated....*

Well.... Pads on your knees maybe ? Crawl like a man, I mean where are you actually running to "Northern Man" ? Hmmmmm..... this city is laced with transport systems, wake up & choose the blister free option You aren't built for it obviously & we don't do medals for "grit" down here Lawdy lorks.... "Next...? " W**F

Yeah, like I can't wait.... " Oh we had a graet ( sic ) night, Ol'fanny Adams bought a super lasagna, still frozen in the middle a little bit , but the edges were very nice. I bought Chianti and my special tinned sardine stir fry, It went down well ( though came up quickly later ) We raised ?32 in all ( but spent ?60 doing it ) for our favorite cause ( what ever that is this week, is that "jazz town" still half sunk or not ? )" Nice to meet you all, I don't get out much see. Yes W**F

Oh what the hell, one or two dead dogs Give her a break, or an arsenic laden Kit-Kat. Hey it's a free world & who's to say you didn't do it for the insurance Come on really, fess up W**F

Ramsay was great against the "Indians" Even though as it turns out, he never even played "Footie" What a c**k W**F

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dried potato powder, tins of mixed veg, tins of > minced beef in gravy - ingredients for Shugborough > Hash. In case, well, if the balloon were ever to > go up. __________________________________________________________ Oh, please lets raise that "Balloon" Mike, just me & you W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What's that you say? You mean you don't like > Alexandra Burke? __________________________________________________________ Who's he ? W**F

Ohhhh.... Hmmmm W**F

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Woof you promised after the last visit not to > divulge the contents of my boudoir. I'm hurt. > You'd better make it up to me or your weekly > sessions will be over. For good. > > Giggirl. My enchiladas are very healthy. Low fat > too. Promise. -------------------------------------------------------- I'll try harder Honest W**F

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sheeezzzzz > > > > W**F _______________________________________ Ahhh hhhaaaaa sheeeeeeeez W**F

brum Wrote: > > Giggirl... Let me treat you to my enchiladas. > Don't ask me to do anything else, mind. My Kitchen > skills are limited. X > > > > W**F _______________________________________________________________ Oh lord GG He can't even change the light bulb in his bedroom ( it's still red BTW ) So what chance his enchiladas, eh ? I mean really W**F

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A string of French onions and a string of shallots > from the French onion seller. _____________________________________________________ Roscoff is what they are , truly excellent as is the garlic Into the larder they go.. W**F

Oh my Mum's a right cow, She hasn't "pulled" that trick since my cat, hamster & pony died.... Shame my Dad's not around to see it Hold on.... W**F