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Oh Please.... This is more like East Dulwich Calm & controlled, the other stuff may be practiced in Peckham & possibly the outer perimeters ( Sydenham ) But here, this is the way Tisk.... W**F

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 'tis true I hold my highest suspicions for > electric hobs - devil's work I tell you ____________________________________________ Well... *one hand on hip, other gesticulating a swirling motion* What about "induction" hobs then They heat the pan by a magnetic force swirling round the pan at such speed that it heats up Leaving the actual hob it's self "Stone Cold" Yes, sinister I know & probably invented by Thetans from another time warp Yes ..... W**F

"This time next year Rodder's , we'll be Miwwionaires" Del boy Trotter

Well.. There's safety in sandwiches Dazers Though ASDA own brand ?34 is made by Sanyo Though don't buy a Toyota Oh yes ,they are made for going from A-B however, they are having trouble at B and ending up in Z But then that's a car , not a microwave isn't it Yes ....indeede W**F

Ooooooo "Prosecution" Sounds a bit like "Execution" doesn't it MrT & "we" like all that... Are you all excited now ( well in the areas that still respond, as it were ) at the impending trials Out of interest & on a sliding scale which bits would you cut off ? Ie: ?40 k = An arm....ect Let's see the "Stevie Scale" please W**F

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh tell us what Gym it is . ______________________________________________________ Dazers Between you & me ( do we think the gym place really exists ? ) It could be an attention seeking device to see "how many" posts can be accumulated, you watch at the century mark "Ping 100" You've heard of "M?nchausen by proxy syndrome" well this may be the textile garment sub genre I bought some boxer shorts once from Gap, could I get the skidmarks out after a big curry night ? No, maybe I should have claimed for them Hey ho, live & learn W**F

Oh Rolly.... Even I could love you I'm sooooo liking this guy Sooooo much nicer than....... Ohhh errmmm ....you know... W**F

That's depressing... W**F

On a serious note though... W**F

A Front "wedgie" is always a good parting gift for any one who upsets you Yes siree in one quick and fluid movement, hand lunges forward, then with a sharp upward tug Then exit the building...... W**F

After... Consuming large portions of steaming haricot beans with a delicious leg of duck and a succulent Toulouse sausage for lunch. Do everyone a favor and have a "night in by yourself" We do not wish to "inhale" any part of you I thank you.... W**F

Oh lordy... "Hello" I'm stuck in a bell vacuum jar * taps inside of said dome with heel of shoe* Or is it a parallel reality ..... For you what is to guess my ? W**F

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is this the problem with the accelerator getting > caught on the foot mat? It's only happened a > handful of times - and surely if it happened to > you, you'd just stick the car in neutral and pull > over... right? ________________________________________________ Maybe, maybe not Depends what mood your in Though have you heard the recording from a driver in America ? "Hello 911 operator" "Oh hello, ermmm my car won't stop" "Won't stop , why is that Sir ?" "Oh I think the throttle's jammed, it's a Toyota" "And where are you Sir" "On the highway, I'm doing 125mph & can't stop" " Have you tried braking ? " "Yeah it still won't stop, it just gets faster " "Where exactly are you ?" "On the highway but I think ill turn off & find somewhere to run the car off the road" That was the last thing they said, apparently the car later crashed off the road Only in America but coming to a road somewhere near you......soon W**F

Sue is also a "Rambling chicken farming christian" Did you not know ? W**F

caz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyone? _________________________________________ Ah yes Here he comes "compulsiveposter" Turbo charged Zimmer & a souped up commode F0nT5 alL ovEr The plaIcE As a real OLD maann would Good luck with the research W**F *Oh HELLO Tony, how's the horses/ dogs / beetle racing game? * *Waves* * Oh , been to Arments lately, what's the guy that runs it called again ? ( it's not rumpelstilskin BTW )*

Oh dear... Poor ol' mega corp TOYOTA , seems that 5.2 million cars in Canada & USA are faulty, due for recall Yes, "five point two million" is quite alot, we are only in for 180 thousand here in the UK ( pah ) The fault is "The cars just wont stop, in fact they accelerate by themselves" & that's a bit scary at + 125 mph Still only 8 million world wide, but I would say that the japanese work fast & I'm sure they'll sort it Some time soon..... I can't help thinking how "Gary Larson" might see it "Is that a Toyota coming up behind us honey" SPLAAAAAT.... W**F

When..... All the other threads have been corrupted with your nonsense "Revive an old one" Yes indeede W**F

Ooow How about the committee writes one for each of us Like... W**F Annoying left of left field, idiotic, banal & nonsensical postings A right tosser but we put up with him, for now. You'll learn to ignor him though.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A mother hands her baby pieces of biscuit that > small, stiffening fingers are unable to hold onto. > > > ?Do you,? she says, ?Do you really? I never meant > any of this.? The blue-cheeked child watches the > light on his mother?s phone go on, go off, go on, > go off - and smiles an unnoticed smile. _________________________________________________________ Ted Is the child alive at this point ? It's the "stiff finger & blue cheeks" bit that's spooky Is his smile, really a fixed grin ? W**F

Rhinestone Cowboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his cock > made from Cadbury's chocolate. > > She said that she prefers Terrys ________________________________________________________ Tee hee Like that, yeah I do

Neeeeeeeeeaaawwwwwwww "Auctung fritz" W**F

He'd had a wank again Mum caught him, like she usually did. After all he was sitting at the table. She served the Angel Delight, though his sister turned down the offer of "Anchor spray cream" "Nah,.It's the name that puts me off, sounds like wan....Ow WUH, whats that for" "Watch your mouth girl" says mother, wiping the boys moonish face with a flannel "Mam" says the boy "Yes love, Mam" she kisses his brow gently "Mam" "Eat up now you" she whispers lightly, leaning on the table to get up "Mam, look were on the E.D.F. " "The EDF ?....NO & look at my hair, why didn't you say....Oh blow..." W**F Edited For Rosie H

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I remember the time during the sixties when you > could have a night drinking, dancing, smoking and > some other good things if you got lucky, > > like a cab home when it was pelting with rain, > > and still have change from a quid. > > I remember when the pound was not a banana > republic bank note..........where as today you > need to have five hundred in your pocket to get a > hard > on...............................................t > hose were the days. ______________________________________________________________________ MrT You dream on, come on off to bed Your eyes are "drooping" along with everything else now W**F *sitting, for your info BTW*

"I should coco" My Mother, but the she is mad W**F

It ....gets "Creepier" W**F