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Well.... It's all power to the Piano then. Seems the Ukelele is the reserve of in-bred, half wit hillbillies then. W**F

Elliekp Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dogging??? haha __________________________________ I don't go in for that ( anymore ) For me it's sooooo passe now W**F W**F

Really It's to keep Kerry Katona & her camel toed mother out They used to be there to buy own brand " Vodie " every Monday at minute past mid-night. Just as the child tax credits hit her account "Come on Mam lets get a litre each " "Then it's back to mine for a cheeky line" W**F

Acid Casual Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nope. _____________________________ Ok, but given that AC is a cock, he may have an aversion to "Fanny" They don't always "get on" you know God, I thought everyone knew that W**F

Which is nice W**F

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There's actually an app for locating eligible > singles, which, last I heard, is available now for > same-sex and available for hetros in the near > future. Your i-Phone uses GPS to locate the > nearest available person (who also uses the app) > in a bar, or wherever. Their photo pops up on your > phone to help you find them. Or did I just imagine > all this?? _______________________________________________________ Yeah.. but naughty men, in naughty mens bars are photographing their cocks & these "pop up" on your screen as it were My friend told me that W**F

Pump Pedal Organ Just the sheer physicality must outweigh any complaints http://cgi.ebay.com/ANTIQUE-CORNISH-CO-PUMP-REED-ORGAN-PARTS-RESTORE-1800S_W0QQitemZ170435736932QQcmdZViewItemQQptZKeyboards_MIDI?hash=item27aec2f564#ht_4040wt_941 W**F

Writers & Artists yearbook 2010 Oh, it's a real page turner that one W**F

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did you know the most beautiful cricket ground in > the world is in Arundel? _________________________________________________________ Is the Pope Catholic, shhhhh though or you'll have all the rif-raf turning up W**F

As I could. I did today. Took the day off ( well the afternoon really ) but oh, what a treat. I went on the premise of paying a visit to that institutionally odd bookshop "Foyles" however, once inside & having found my books, my head started spinning with the sheer volume of printed matter on the shelves ( I'm sure I could hear the printers churning & typewriters chattering ) & all a bit "Wonderland" So I paid and made my escape into the street, collecting a steamed bun in "China town" & making my way to "The Prince Charles Cinema" ( it's that tiny place on the edge of Leicester Square ) opposite the site of that old & sadly missed, cuckoo clock styled "Swiss Centre". Just in time though for the afternoons showing of the Coen Brothers film "A Serious Man" I also had the great joy ( as did the other seven people ) of sitting pretty much where I fancied. Now their films are not everyones cup of tea , story lines wander, characters disappear & sure "winner" plot lines turn out to be delicious red herrings. I do though enjoy a sheer emersion in them. You just have to give in when the film starts, watch & let go of everything in your mind. I unusually get a pang of imaginary kleptomaniac desire over the interiors, furniture & lamps ( I am the Imelda Marcos of lamps as it were, sad I know but... ) they are exquisite & perfect in their "period" detail. Oh & then there's the clothes & cars, the architecture & more & more. All set to distract, but like a good car ( notice the interior when you get in ) "Oh nice". It soon changes & moves along. It catches the eye this film & draws you from the outset. The story, the plot, what's it about ? Well, hmmm... Oh, well yes it's very Jewish, yes very Jewish & a lot of Yiddish. That's it, & lots of angst. You know, all funny Jewish & Yiddish, family bar mitzvah. Of love, ritual & work, with uncertainty, as is a film set deep in a Jewish community. Do you follow. Well really it's about life & love. It's about the known & the unknown, desire & need. Oh, also hope with dread & funny, funny, dry black humour. For God, Moses or Abraham's sake, It's a Coen Brothers movie, what do you expect? Though it could be set in any small faith based community or faithless for that matter. Because it's about not sweating the small stuff but looking after those you love. It's about life & what you can't see coming, it's about being in the present. I loved it myself & I'm going back again next week, to catch the details I missed W**F

Did you know... People born in the West Sussex town of Arundel are known as "Mullets" Yesssss indeede W**F

8 x 4 "Oblong" ? Did he bury her in it ? That would be "Grand" "You name it son & I'll play it" as it were wheeled "flameward" at the crem We had a wake in a disused tram halfway up Dog Kennel Hill making a slide with all the spam sandwiches later The cat ate her hat I later married a "luncheon voucher" as was my duty "Peep peep" W**F Attached is an X- Ray of my wind up workings ( key inserted )

Well.... It's a bit like this "Sure your life is over" Then you get groovy with it "Yeah 40 suits me, I'm cool" 43 comes along ( oh ,you've got the feel of this now ) BANG....ALARMS GO OFF MID-LIFE CRISIS .....WOOP WOOP ...ENCCHHHHH..ENCHHHHHHHHHH....WOOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOP NERTTTTTTTT W**F

Because it's had it's day W**F

I'm still waiting for the "minge" scene Then there'll be some "scene" scene ( as it were ) 7 minute ab's coming right up W**F

Oh goodness I'm watching "Something About Mary" on DVD & having an asthma attack laughing at the same time Ohh my, it is VERY, VERY funny W**F

Yeah They were draggin' the "recession" out of where it was holed up W**F

Burns nite has now past.. ...but it's only right to include a poem by the overlooked genius that is.. McGonagall The Tay Bridge Disaster Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay! Alas! I am very sorry to say That ninety lives have been taken away On the last Sabbath day of 1879, Which will be remember'd for a very long time. 'Twas about seven o'clock at night, And the wind it blew with all its might, And the rain came pouring down, And the dark clouds seem'd to frown, And the Demon of the air seem'd to say- "I'll blow down the Bridge of Tay." When the train left Edinburgh The passengers' hearts were light and felt no sorrow, But Boreas blew a terrific gale, Which made their hearts for to quail, And many of the passengers with fear did say- "I hope God will send us safe across the Bridge of Tay." But when the train came near to Wormit Bay, Boreas he did loud and angry bray, And shook the central girders of the Bridge of Tay On the last Sabbath day of 1879, Which will be remember'd for a very long time. So the train sped on with all its might, And Bonnie Dundee soon hove in sight, And the passengers' hearts felt light, Thinking they would enjoy themselves on the New Year, With their friends at home they lov'd most dear, And wish them all a happy New Year. So the train mov'd slowly along the Bridge of Tay, Until it was about midway, Then the central girders with a crash gave way, And down went the train and passengers into the Tay! The Storm Fiend did loudly bray, Because ninety lives had been taken away, On the last Sabbath day of 1879, Which will be remember'd for a very long time. As soon as the catastrophe came to be known The alarm from mouth to mouth was blown, And the cry rang out all o'er the town, Good Heavens! the Tay Bridge is blown down, And a passenger train from Edinburgh, Which fill'd all the peoples hearts with sorrow, And made them for to turn pale, Because none of the passengers were sav'd to tell the tale How the disaster happen'd on the last Sabbath day of 1879, Which will be remember'd for a very long time. It must have been an awful sight, To witness in the dusky moonlight, While the Storm Fiend did laugh, and angry did bray, Along the Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay, Oh! ill-fated Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay, I must now conclude my lay By telling the world fearlessly without the least dismay, That your central girders would not have given way, At least many sensible men do say, Had they been supported on each side with buttresses, At least many sensible men confesses, For the stronger we our houses do build, The less chance we have of being killed. Ahhhhh that's grand.. W**F

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's worth keeping in mind that whilst this forum > discusses everyday and real issues and friendships > are made, a great deal of the content (arguing, > throwing silly comments at each other etc) should > be remembered as not real. Many of things said on > here would not be said face to face and for those > few that have a vicious tongue (of which offends) > in person are not people you would associate > yourself with so don't bother too much over silly > nastiness :) _____________________________________________________________________ Oh.... Please be assured that, I am as kind and smooth tongued in real life, as I am on here Yes I f*%kin am W**F

2 cans into a small saucepan 2 straws Pukka

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BAT stole a march on the end of the recession, my > cigarettes went up 15p overnight. Bastards. _________________________________________________ It's all smoke & mirrors anyhow W**F

No.... No longer going backwards, no more recession Though think about it like this.... We were on a beach making sand castles & to fill our little moats we had to follow the receding water. So follow, follow we did & further, further the sandy beach went. Would it ever stop ? Who knew, it had happened before but never this far Well it had to stop one day and today , right now was the time....but when we looked up, when we looked round where had the head land gone, where was ... ....M U M M Y That's right that nasty man stole her & all our money and now we had a long walk home W**F

Well.... As an alternative to a ball off shredded sheep lungs onion & barley, the veggie Mc Sweens is good See I said it..... G O O D That they both taste like savory saw dust is no matter W**F

computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The picture of the 1960 M.O.T. shows the > passengers are in the back demonstrating the extra > stress to the susspesion under special > circumstances that might arise. > It was thought at the time this would not happen, > so was not added to the items to be examined. ________________________________________________________________ You are full of sh!te aren't you C.S Ok what car make & model is that , Hm ? Oh & that's photo is earlier than the vague old 60s BTW so it pre dates the actual MOT Lastly it is on a rolling road but the men from the Ministry of Transport didn't wear a white lab coat It was a Tan colour they wore . Slipped the "old mans" mind did it, well give him a nudge W**F

Ha... Yeah & how ( err yeah I knew that...) long did that take to spot "Well done" cake, I mean Cate Still it got your attention and that's what counts Well it's getting better & better in the BB household. "Housemates " took the opportunity to get on & "make better acquaintance" by being physically attached by way of a chain Ivana & Vinnie were fun, but Alex & Dane did it for me, taking the opportunity to rib Vinnie from a safe distance Though I do think Vinnie J is still in the main running, it's his boy "Rocky" that has stolen his thunder & well taken I'd say by Alex & he gets my "outsider" vote to win. Vinnie has made a few silly gaffs of late with his fusion of football geezer & Hollywood "sleb" loose talking & bragging money "Yeah cashmere socks at $400 a pair..." made him look out of touch ( come on Vinnie it's us & we know you ....) & talking "staff" down over money isn't funny, it's mean & disrespectful in this context. I probably think Nicky's parents stopped wincing a while back & her husband, well only when he thinks of an "Adult" toy parked in the "rear garage " as It were As for Jonas, Ivana & "cool as a pussycat" Steph , well they're good fillers & funny at times but I'd be surprised if either won. It is all round a "Vintage" Big brother indeed Who though gets your vote, Hmmm.....? W**F