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Oh GOD HELP ThOsE PilLs DiDD Wor K W**F

Well phewwwww..... News "schmooze", at least The National Inquirer has a new direction ( hopefully ) I mean there is only sooooo much "Brad/Ange/Jengate" a man can take God, though I love that publication I have a picture in my mind of the Doctor in front of the basin whilst shaving, singing.... "I'm looking at the man(slaughter) in the mirror " W**F

Yes Jah "How very dare you"

TonyQuinn Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Charlie, I was going to come to the backgammon > tonight but did not know it was a front for the > local branch of "These Tories". Scumbag of the > year is David Cameron, who will go down in history > as the man who lost a 20 point lead in the polls > to one of the most, if not the most, > psychologically-flawed PMs in history. _________________________________________________ Still... "Dave" must have the "should have gone to specsavers" ad in the bag Surely, no ? W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Things that are worrying me this week - did anyone > die as a result of the mass homeopathy overdose on > Saturday? I really worry for their safety. _________________________________________________________ No ?????? Nobody died, they didn't even throw up What did people expect " Chalk overdose ? " I think the worst reaction really was anxiety hives ( you ) with a bit of room pacing , mainly to the fridge to collect your "medication" ( stella ) Rest easy W**F

The Hate Mail & The S T D Errrhhhhhhh....

Brum You're meant to go "Ping" or "pong" or something when scoring a century 100 , oh ask ????? he'll "jen" you up all right But you're drunk, sooooooo.....attend to the kebab W**F

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Margarine woof, you must be a mongrel from the > wrong side of the tracks, > > pedigree dogs always prefer butter (unsalted). ____________________________________________________ Mr T This dog doesn't require "grooming" though maybe go for softer targets You know, like "girls" or shy people who won't tell you to "sling your hook" So politely ...."sling your hook" as it were W**F

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It also has a very large number of poets and > limerick writers too, thanks to Tillie Trotter. _____________________________________________ Euwwwwwwww..... More "grooming"..... W**F

Oh "Suprise" Viscous grooming pervert In the "lens" though Mr T In "full focus" as it were..... "Click Click" W**F

Grooming Pervert

Sooooo Mikey is still dead then ? Shucksssss... W**F

computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------ > Might it be imagination on your part to suggest > that I am talking to myself. , and some times a > complete fool. > I only carry on a subject that gets replies of > interest shown. > This does with your distasteful message make me > considder Do I want to remain here? > Regards Shorty. _____________________________________________________ Dear Shorty *m&m's "Stan" plays in the background* There's a guy who lives near me who for all intents or purpose would describe him self as a transvestite That is he wears womens clothes, applies listick & eye shadow Trouble is he does it so badly, so cheaply & without any charm or taste So really he's a guy in a dress but lazily alludes to being a woman We know he's a guy, he knows we know, we know he knows, that we know So why pretend. Well it seems he likes the attention He sits in the doctors surgery with a friend "Oh my cock's itcy" he loudly pipes up, seeking more attention. Everyones so used to him that he just gets overlooked. "Yeah that stupid geezer who wears women's clothes" Even my kids ignor him, they don't even point him out anymore The sad reason people laugh at him, is not out of prejustice but because he's just a crap tranny Other Transvestites would disown him for sure So in short he does it because he can In short I'm sure you too do it because you can Though you know, that we know, that you are a composite construction, a fake You're not really a very good "old man" & that's fine, it's an exercise , a run to see how far it can be taken So don't let anyone but your real self give it up, we'll go along with you, if that's what you want What gives you away ? Well the language construction is to contemporary, the grammar is deliberately staggered & juddered even. Though a genuine "old man" may stammer in his speech, his written words still flow,"t's" crossed "I's" dotted, punctuation "proper", catch my drift Your other posting "characters" give away your technical skills with a computer, to advanced for a man of advanced years. The syntax and rhythms of your voice is over constructed, & the spelling mistakes too deliberate An old man who could up load images to a forum could surely use spell check, no ? So in short "computedshorty" keep up the good "work" You know we know, you know ! http://www.amazon.com/My-Life-Fake-Peter-Carey/dp/0375414983 W**F P.s Oh & I am a "real dog" BTW, all this written with my paws, yes indeed so it was

Declan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I remember when there was a thread about the > Russian Mafia, prostitutes and used condoms in > East Dulwich. Can anyone remember who started the > thread? ________________________________________________________ It was him "CS" again & I was thinking about that twatty post earlier today. It's probably mikecg or one of his " counterrevolutionarysmashthesystemmangang " Boring though W**F

Spartacus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *Rebel Rebel how could they know* > > I HAVEN'T got an iPhone nor do I want one, I got > em one of them there fancy windows smartphones > from HTD (the HD2) that promise to do all that the > iPhone does (but doesn't have the apps yet) runs > multiple applications at once, multi touch screen > (it can respond to many different stimili at the > same time) and has an amazing view screen for > videos... > > Now if only the darn thing would send texts it > would be perfect _____________________________________________________________ Yeah But that's like me asking "Do you have a car" You reply "No, but I do have a skateboard which has four wheels & goes down hill perfectly well" Its a rubbish answer you silly boy Now, put down "Guitar Hero" & get to it W**F

Ok For me as an example, I deliver to my customers,up to 20 on a busy day. Some customers we get from on line email enquiries, some call the office, some text & some leave a message on the answer phone On my I phone I can read the e-mail & call them, or respond back by e mail back, I can tap the ( on screen ) address they send me by E-mail. Then the "compass app" can locate exactly (within a yard) the house in seconds So from order to delivery can be within the hour. I also send an e-receipt as soon as the deal is done, should the client wish to pay by direct transfer I send my bank details, they transfer. I then check my "Nat West ac app" it tells me when ( worst case 2 hours ) the payment is in the account I forward this to my office as an e mail or note, its then put into our accounts I get on with the job & now do the admin on the hoof. Clients love it, I love it I spend an hour or three in the office max a week, I can read word doc's , spread sheets blah blah all on the I phone When I was in a remote workshop in Iceland I videoed a manufactures process close up, samples ect. Sent it by e-mail, got a sign off , instigated manufacture . All in an hour. No way in the past would it be that cost or time efficient, ever. In short it has liberated & updated me to no end, saved me money. If you have a Mac as I do it ties in nicely, I-cal, I-photo, contacts ect It's not for everyone, but for me... Sweet joy Then there's app (lication) s......ohhhhhh W**F Ps. Oh & a quick peek on the EDF, not a problem

Ptolomy ? An I-Phone has spell check too BTW W**F

So Steve You don't have an I-phone then ? W**F

He'll end up at Pompey Or Newcastle when they come back up Basically it's sideways & down from here in W**F

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Not me. Too geeky. I'm happy with my old banger. _____________________________________________________ See I believe you Jah Somehow I see you with a wind up clockwork phone All inlaid in finest rosewood & a brass arial "Hello, Sydenham 259...Jah speaking.." A light wiff of "Bombay Sapphire" in the mouthpiece W**F

Oh... Come on now, you really want one Admit it W**F

Well R D ( Hello ???? )*waves* I once held my breath 'till I was giddy Does that count ? W**F

georgia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Meet from 8.30, the seating area at the back is > reserved for us. See you there --------------------------------------------------------- Soooo Just to confirm " from 8.30, the seating area at the back is reserved for us". Am I correct in assuming thats still the case, rather than, " Meet from 8.30 .We will have the seating area at the back reserved for us again ". I'm getting mixed messages here Georgia I mean, come on which one is it ? W**F

Is there a dealer near by Just in case W**F

I had a bone shaped dog tag purchased from an auto vend machine in the pets shop in Sydenham Road ( which in it's self was fascinating ) with my details engraved on it & attached to my last phone Rattled nicely when you spoke to people Thought I'd "share" that with you (oh, how bloody sad my life has become ) Yes indeede W**F