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can you tell me why people register in multiple names, then set questions only to answer themselves (via their other posing names)even though all the questions and answers are typed in exactly the same styles.(including puntuation, closed brackets ect)do others smell a rat or even a mouse here. Boring though it is,no? some times posting from their I-Phones & laZily lEaving little keystroke errors beHind as cLues ?

Just Testin_ "H_w's _ric_s ? Yeah, it can b_ ________" W__F *tries to fix lead with tape....tap tap...*

His Heroin dealer. Who then strips his lifeless corpse of anything of meagre value W**F

Testing... ... testing...t..... Tes___ng one, _wo, three "can you h___ m_" "No....? " W**F * I think the mike's playing up*

Lisby90 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > it could be held in a hall in maybe dulwich > college , but that could cost alot _________________________________________________________ Lispy.. Do you and "ratty" colin share the same keyboard , by chance.. ? "Eeekkk look out over there ,a rat..." (not really...just smelt one though) W**F

Well... How about ... Burberry ? http://kontent.freeblog.hu/Files/chav_scum_girl.jpg W**F

Whens Jimmy's party starting ? Anyone...? W**F

Colin Come on "get off that wheel baby " and chill with this W**F

See Jah's earlier interview http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi1005913113/ W**F

colinBLAH BLAH BLAH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > we at k&o pest control have been doing lots of > jobs lately in dulwich for rats,in one job alone > we killed 8 of them in the space of 2 weeks and > this job is BLAH BLAH BLAH.. still on going,another job we killed 2 > of them which came into a ladys kitchen though the > waste pipe near her sink, > i would like to offer advice to all people who > read this, > have a look around your outside of your house look > at all vents see if there are any missing or > broken > look at waste pipes and any pipe work coming into > your place see if there are any gaps round them > boller flums look to see if they are tight to the > wall on the BLAH BLAH BLAH.. > the best stuff to use when filling holes/wire > wool(a must)expand fome,quick dry cement,3mill > wire grill,hard wood, > please understand to stop rats getting in do as we > say and all is well > if you do need our help please call > colin sims k&o pest control BLAH.... ______________________________________________ Colin Have you been to Dubai lately ? I will do as you say.....BLAH BLAH BLAH W**F *..........*

??? said >Now where's that Jah Lush quote about debating I'm searching for.< ________________________________________________________________________________ I think Jah's qoute is..(sic) "I love massdebating " Me too BTW. W**F

Hi Brain I'll be your freind Ah ....so can't wait, what shall we do first ? I know E V E R E Y W H E R E W**F A FEW TOP SHOPS Moxons, fish W.rose, meat Sparks , meat Boss man , booze Hisar, Oh my "real Kebab" Franklins farm shop Pretty's Fruit & Veg There's more....

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry if this sounds patronising but, when you've > finished writing your CV and read it through half > a dozen times for typos - give it to someone else > and ask them to check for typos and such. You > would be amazed how blind you become to a document > you've read often. -------------------------------------------------- That is so treu Good avdise W**F

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > thexwinglessxbird Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I have been kicked out of my own bed before... > by > > a kitten! I just couldn't bring myself to move > & > > disturb him. He looked so comfortable. :-$ > > > FFS - Pull yourself together.... _________________________________________________ A kitten ? What a Pussy W**F

OK... *thunderbirds music plays in the background* Is Cheryl Cole a linesperson With Simon Cowell as Chief Referee & dressing room motivator ? (It's our only chance) "Go Team X-England-Factor" Oh now we are getting somewhere W**F

Gosh... I have now left my job It feels great W**F *goes to photocopy winning ticket.......oh dear *

H So busted http://static.desktopnexus.com/wallpapers/36423-bigthumbnail.jpg W**F

Oh God... No those boys are slags As sure as night is day W**F

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well girls - at least no valentine means no STD's > + cervix protection, spare a thought for all those > partnered women out there who believe their man to > always be faithful . ____________________________________________________________ Oh Daisy You mean men are slags My god.. W**F

monica Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If anyone wants to join us, we have a table booked > at the Palmerston for 8pm, table by the fire > place. x ___________________________________________________ I'll.... Make sure I've delivered plenty of logs then W**F

Declan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dog's life? ----------------------------------------------------- Declers I have a spare chopstick BTW W**F

Oh... Please just "Get a life" will you, I mean drinking in bars & eating out of a weekend night till the small hours What you need to do, is "stay in more" and talk to nobody else but us here on the EDF You'll have far too many friends soon... Mark my words ! W**F *carries on picking nose with a chopstick *

MUMMY..... Bad lady W**F *devises a drowning plot*

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Errr, care to expand, Woof? __________________________________ No Next ? W**F

He.. Also joins the pantheon, along with Frank Spencer, John Wayne & Loadsa money of....... "Dead easy to impersonate even when drunk" " I ama veercy happy tooday, chanka yoou " Thanks Nelson I bet also that Tony blair or even Gordon Brown used to mimic his voice in private Imagine the Queen doing a "Nelson" "Pleaasea Phillipp , I would lika drinkk " Now that would be funny W**F